FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Mystery bus tour.....All Aboard!...

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Its the last mystery bus tour of the year....

Who would like to join me on the fab bus and what will you bring on board with you?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hello Ash. Hope you and Lorna are well? Count me in please. I'll bring vodka jelly shots with me x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello Ash. Hope you and Lorna are well? Count me in please. I'll bring vodka jelly shots with me x"

Afternoon Raven and welcome aboard!...we will start heading towards Liverpool....

We are both doing great and missed you last weekend x

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By *ustmuttsMan
over a year ago

wisbech

More women than men

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Well as you're heading to Liverpool take a trip up the coast to Southport, I've got loads of christmas crackers up in the loft

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello Ash. Hope you and Lorna are well? Count me in please. I'll bring vodka jelly shots with me x

Afternoon Raven and welcome aboard!...we will start heading towards Liverpool....

We are both doing great and missed you last weekend x"

I missed you both too. My eyes are peeled for the announcement of the next one x

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Can i come ? Will bring salted caramel ice cream, I have a thing for salted caramel ice cream at the moment !! Hope I'm not pregnant !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been on a Fab bus.

Can I bring mistletoe? Just to break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*runs down the road in Santa outfit, beard blowing in the wind.....jumps on bus*

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well as you're heading to Liverpool take a trip up the coast to Southport, I've got loads of christmas crackers up in the loft "

welcome aboard Lisa Belle....next stop Southport!....

I love pulling a cracker at Christmas....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can i come ? Will bring salted caramel ice cream, I have a thing for salted caramel ice cream at the moment !! Hope I'm not pregnant !!!!! "

Welcome aboard Chloe..we also love salted caramel ice cream.....I hope its a big tub!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hopping onboard. I’m bringing music to dance to.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never been on a Fab bus.

Can I bring mistletoe? Just to break the ice

Welcome aboard The woman at no again!...I'm sure your mistletoe would help to break the ice!.....Next stop newton abbot!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube lots of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been on a Fab bus.

Can I bring mistletoe? Just to break the ice

Welcome aboard The woman at no again!...I'm sure your mistletoe would help to break the ice!.....Next stop newton abbot!....

Thank you driver!

I'll flag you down!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*runs down the road in Santa outfit, beard blowing in the wind.....jumps on bus*"

welcome aboard EastandWeston...Do you have any gifts to bring on the bus with you?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m hopping onboard. I’m bringing music to dance to. "

welcome aboard Hippychick......we have a little dance floor at the back of the bus so look forward to hearing your tunes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I jump on Ash sir? I have mulled wine to warm everyone up

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hey Ash

can you pick us up too! We will bring some Christmas crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*runs down the road in Santa outfit, beard blowing in the wind.....jumps on bus*

welcome aboard EastandWeston...Do you have any gifts to bring on the bus with you?....

Apart from my sparkling personality and quick wit?

I'm sure I have something in my sack if a lovely lady would like to help me empty it haha

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Pick me up please! I'll bring twister!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'll bring Ancelloti Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese board anyone .. crackers a plenty of you stop at my stop x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Can I join you please? I have some stollen

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

Welcome aboard Cheeky......I love a cheese pie....Next stop Exeter!....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"May I jump on Ash sir? I have mulled wine to warm everyone up

Welcome aboard Sensual....A nice drop of Mulled wine will certainly warm everyone up although as I'm driving will have mine at the end of the tour!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hey Ash

can you pick us up too! We will bring some Christmas crackers

D."

Welcome aboard Jo and D.......There is going to be lots of cracker pulling going on in the bus today!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Pick me up please! I'll bring twister!

Welcome aboard durtyav....Is it the naked twister version?!....Next stop is Basingstoke!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

Welcome aboard Cheeky......I love a cheese pie....Next stop Exeter!....

Hurry up, I’m naked and cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer to sit through the whole video of two girls one cup

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll bring Ancelloti Ash

Can Duncan Ferguson come also?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

Welcome aboard Cheeky......I love a cheese pie....Next stop Exeter!....

Hurry up, I’m naked and cold

I'm driving as fast i can......I think i just got a speeding ticket!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Ash

I'm at work so I cant make it on the bus, but if you swing by my work I have mince pies, crackers and Jack Daniel's for you

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'll bring Ancelloti Ash

Can Duncan Ferguson come also?....

We,ve got the back seat then

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

Welcome aboard Cheeky......I love a cheese pie....Next stop Exeter!....

Hurry up, I’m naked and cold

I'm driving as fast i can......I think i just got a speeding ticket!....

Slow down Ash...you just narrowly missed that little old lady with the shopping trolley just outside Barnstaple

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I've got myself, a bottle of spiced rum and a comfortable lap to sit on to bring aboard...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Afternoon Ash

I'm at work so I cant make it on the bus, but if you swing by my work I have mince pies, crackers and Jack Daniel's for you

Afternoon Zipper....we will swing over to Belfast and pick you up after you finish work.....I hope you dont eat all the mince pies before we get there!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Myself and some cheese pies I’m baking

Welcome aboard Cheeky......I love a cheese pie....Next stop Exeter!....

Hurry up, I’m naked and cold

I'm driving as fast i can......I think i just got a speeding ticket!....

Slow down Ash...you just narrowly missed that little old lady with the shopping trolley just outside Barnstaple

That was close!.....I thought i could hear someone swearing at me as i went past!...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

*sticks arm out*

Hi Ash. Just boarding with a tray of devilled eggs and cheese and pickled onions on cocktail sticks. Always was a feature at the car key parties in the 70’s and 80’s so it can’t be bad

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've got myself, a bottle of spiced rum and a comfortable lap to sit on to bring aboard...

welcome aboard London guy.....A nice drop of rum will go down well in this cold weather....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*sticks arm out*

Hi Ash. Just boarding with a tray of devilled eggs and cheese and pickled onions on cocktail sticks. Always was a feature at the car key parties in the 70’s and 80’s so it can’t be bad

welcome aboard lasting.....That's very 1970's and 80's!....I will see what kind of music i have in my collection from that era!...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Pick me up i will bring unicorn gin. I have a small petite body so even with bus full, defenitly i still fit

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Pick me up i will bring unicorn gin. I have a small petite body so even with bus full, defenitly i still fit

welcome aboard _nlivene....I'm sure you'll fit in on the bus nicely....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think we are running out of shots!! X

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Any room for a little one and I’ve got Baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come aboard please I have a crate of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hopping onboard. I’m bringing music to dance to.

welcome aboard Hippychick......we have a little dance floor at the back of the bus so look forward to hearing your tunes...

Yay! Getting on that dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick me up please! I'll bring twister!

Naked twister together

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Pick me up please! I'll bring twister!

Welcome aboard durtyav....Is it the naked twister version?!....Next stop is Basingstoke!....

Of course Ash!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Don't forget me Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think we are running out of shots!! X"

we better stop for some more supplies! x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any room for a little one and I’ve got Baileys "

welcome aboard wildblonde....I'm sure we can find room for you....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I come aboard please I have a crate of beer "

welcome aboard Marvel......your crate of beer should keep us all going....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m hopping onboard. I’m bringing music to dance to.

welcome aboard Hippychick......we have a little dance floor at the back of the bus so look forward to hearing your tunes...

Yay! Getting on that dance floor

Its lucky i have my dancing shoes on...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think we are running out of shots!! X

we better stop for some more supplies! x"

Does that mean I have to get dressed again? Got warm... dancing x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't forget me Ash.

we could never forget you Lorraine!..will be with you next!....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Don't forget me Ash.

we could never forget you Lorraine!..will be with you next!....

Whoop!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello is this bus going to N Wales

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oh hello is this bus going to N Wales

welcome aboard the party bus Taff....Next stop is North Wales....What have you got to bring on board?.....

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

Hi I'm sitting at the bus stop with double dare beer pong and a bottle of tequila xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting on and heading straight to the back as I’m bringing 8 maids of milking with me.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm waiting with lots of fancy dress costumes

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Pick me up i will bring unicorn gin. I have a small petite body so even with bus full, defenitly i still fit

welcome aboard _nlivene....I'm sure you'll fit in on the bus nicely....

Now i'm really excited , hope you are not going to ask me drive the bus and watch the all fun through the mirror . I refuse myself been waisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space for two more? We'll bring something to munch on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come get me OP

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Come get me OP

I'm on my way.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

were getting ready to depart from London again in the next few minutes...

who would like to join us and what will you bring on board?...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"were getting ready to depart from London again in the next few minutes...

who would like to join us and what will you bring on board?..."

Unicorn gin tonic or pink gin tonic , and probably a very exciting diferent experience

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