FabSwingers.com forum: If your life depended on it, choose one!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive done B so guess it has to be A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. But

If it was life or death. B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing Boris isn't a hottie

There's hope for me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet jesus.... Glad I didn't see this thread, would have hated to make a choice out of..... Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A."

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A.

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?"

A day old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A.

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?

A day old

And all sweaty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my life depended on either of those options, I think it would be time to check out anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

What's Boris's diet like and is there a possibility of a grant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking the tip of your tongue or literally like full on ice cream licking style?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A.

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?

A day old

And all sweaty?"

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking the tip of your tongue or literally like full on ice cream licking style?"

Get all up in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A.

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?

A day old

And all sweaty?

Yep."

Mmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking the tip of your tongue or literally like full on ice cream licking style?

Get all up in there!"

Too far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking the tip of your tongue or literally like full on ice cream licking style?

Get all up in there!

Too far."

That’s what he said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A... But if I didn't like it B for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t believe I’m sitting here giving deep thought to which one i’d choose!!!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I really should have know better than to click on this thread...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Would A be an oral only meet?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'd happily do Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye bye world guess I would die lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would A be an oral only meet? "

Go with the flow. It’s Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both

This

Fuzz

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh Boldy! How could you come up with such a scenario!

to both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both

This

Fuzz"

I’ll bet you’d lap Boris up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Boldy! How could you come up with such a scenario!

to both

Which would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A.

How unwashed? Like caked shit clinging onto his arse hair?"

I actually fell off my chair laughing

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I refuse to play your sick and twisted game. I choose option c.

I'll see you in hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to play your sick and twisted game. I choose option c.

I'll see you in hell. "

U ok hun? xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both

This

Fuzz

I’ll bet you’d lap Boris up!

I'd do both at the same time.....one hell of a night

Fuzz

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Time to die..."

All of these moments will be lost, like tears in rain...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I refuse to play your sick and twisted game. I choose option c.

I'll see you in hell.

U ok hun? xo"

I'm great thanks. You?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to play your sick and twisted game. I choose option c.

I'll see you in hell.

U ok hun? xo

I'm great thanks. You? "

Fantastic

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Open the gates Satan, mama's coming home!

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By *r Light YearMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"What's Boris's diet like and is there a possibility of a grant? "

Remember reading an interview where he said he likes a late night chorizo and cheese binge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a submissive not be the first time I licked clean a ass hole so A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crawls away to die in a corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris, easy.

More chance of him holding me after than a urinal floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. We've all gotta die one day.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one. "

You really need to go and see a doctor.

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By *ent_couple2019Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Can't believe I'm genuinely thinking this through...

Cheri. X

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one. "

I would rather die..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I’m checking out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it was part of being boozed up, then probably B

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

How about I grab Boris and make him lick the floor around the urinals and the rim.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Death would be welcome if those were my only options

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh Boldy! How could you come up with such a scenario!

to both

Which would you choose?"

B if I really had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Boldy! How could you come up with such a scenario!

to both

Which would you choose?

B if I really had to"
B to, it would be cleaner

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one. "

Love you boldy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s me a goner then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"That’s me a goner then

"
pick 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me a goner then

pick 1

I’ve croaked it now so toooooooooo late

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Death would be welcome if those were my only options

Absolutely this

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"That’s me a goner then

pick 1

I’ve croaked it now so toooooooooo late

Come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death would be welcome if those were my only options

Absolutely this

I am the ghost of fab past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me a goner then

pick 1

I’ve croaked it now so toooooooooo late

Come back

I am talking to you from the past now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"That’s me a goner then

pick 1

I’ve croaked it now so toooooooooo late

Come back

I am talking to you from the past now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me a goner then

pick 1

I’ve croaked it now so toooooooooo late

Come back

I am talking to you from the past now

No I’ve not got sunglasses on

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Is this a bush tucker trial?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I would guess boris has less germs / viruses than a club floor. So boris! No wait a minute f£ck die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok... So you don't say that we can't use a dental dam.... So I'll go for A with a dental dam

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok... So you don't say that we can't use a dental dam.... So I'll go for A with a dental dam "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to scare a tory is to read and get rich, M**her F**ker.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Boris, Then in the morning I would be a cabinet minister

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Boris’s arse can’t be that bad. Alright he does talk shite so I’m hoping the rear door is pretty clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run it with a red hot poked A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends, what sort of death? If it’s in 20 years time, in my bed from being over exerted by 3 very naughty ladies who can’t get enough of my cock then my answer would be neither A or B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris’s arse can’t be that bad. Alright he does talk shite so I’m hoping the rear door is pretty clean "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris’s arse can’t be that bad. Alright he does talk shite so I’m hoping the rear door is pretty clean

"
he talks through his arse. All his words are shit.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one. "

I wouldn't do any of them.

I aspect the consequences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

I wouldn't do any of them.

I aspect the consequences.

Death?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Time for me to leave this world RIP Sam

And now, the end is near

And so I face the final curtain

My friend, I'll say it clear

I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full

I've traveled each and every highway

But more, much more than this

I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few

But then again, too few to mention

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course

Each careful step along the byway

And more, much more than this

I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all, when there was doubt

I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all and I stood tall

And did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried

I've had my fill my share of losing

And now, as tears subside

I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that

And may I say - not in a shy way

Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got

If not himself, then he has naught

To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I took the blows

And did it my way

Yes, it was my way

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

I wouldn't do any of them.

I aspect the consequences.

Death?"

Still better than the 2 other options.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one. "

I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads

"
why are we not allowed to say d*unk on fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rim BJ

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads

why are we not allowed to say d*unk on fab!!"
No idea . Ask the mods lol ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Time for me to leave this world RIP Sam

And now, the end is near

And so I face the final curtain

My friend, I'll say it clear

I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full

I've traveled each and every highway

But more, much more than this

I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few

But then again, too few to mention

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course

Each careful step along the byway

And more, much more than this

I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all, when there was doubt

I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all and I stood tall

And did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried

I've had my fill my share of losing

And now, as tears subside

I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that

And may I say - not in a shy way

Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got

If not himself, then he has naught

To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I took the blows

And did it my way

Yes, it was my way"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds

b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.

Choose one.

I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads

Nope

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