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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went to the gym and had a shower after that. It states that members should limit their shower to two mins! I may have taken under 10 mins, only to find out one of the staff member was waiting outside to have a polite word with me!

What us the silliest thing you have been told of for?

Cheeky69 FYI. I wasn't wanking in there!

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Briefly kissing my playmate in the showers at BGHS. Strict rules for the wet areas .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends got told off for dabbing her pen too loud at the bingo.

It set me off with the giggles which was way louder

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Not knocking on someone's door before entering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbing up the Usher Hall in Edinburgh while d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifting too much weight in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sucking my guy off or fucking him in his sleep. Have to wake him first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sucking my guy off or fucking him in his sleep. Have to wake him first

Him or his cock? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For sucking my guy off or fucking him in his sleep. Have to wake him first

Him or his cock? Lol

Him, already explained that his willy wakes up 20 minutes before he does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower Police. Over two minutes? Come and get me mofos. It won't be pretty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sucking my guy off or fucking him in his sleep. Have to wake him first

Him or his cock? Lol

Him, already explained that his willy wakes up 20 minutes before he does. "

Is it on a timer or something?

*Stop taking the piss and gives a smack on my own head.*

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"One of my friends got told off for dabbing her pen too loud at the bingo.

It set me off with the giggles which was way louder

that made me laugh

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Getting d*unk, on a school night, by my 16yro!

I wasn't technically d*unk, just a little squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shower Police. Over two minutes? Come and get me mofos. It won't be pretty...

That is what I told her. I am almost 6'3 and have a huge area to cover in that 2 mins!

I think it could be one of the grumpy members who complained as it was rush hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh when I was working in the gym a customer told me it was too wet in the swimming pool! I said it’s a swimming pool and they said I know that but the water was too choppy!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Went to the gym and had a shower after that. It states that members should limit their shower to two mins! I may have taken under 10 mins, only to find out one of the staff member was waiting outside to have a polite word with me!

What us the silliest thing you have been told of for?

Cheeky69 FYI. I wasn't wanking in there!

How bloody petty is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh when I was working in the gym a customer told me it was too wet in the swimming pool! I said it’s a swimming pool and they said I know that but the water was too choppy! "

I think we might be talking about the same gym! I only go there to check out on the fitness moms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the toilet seat up. Why should men have to lift it then put it down again? You women have hands too dont you? Equal rights and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What us the silliest thing you have been told of for?

Cheeky69 FYI. I wasn't wanking in there!

How bloody petty is that

Tell me about it!

I may have to take a stopwatch and an alarm with me next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leaving the toilet seat up. Why should men have to lift it then put it down again? You women have hands too dont you? Equal rights and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz"

You'd fit right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

You'd fit right in between my legs

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

You'd fit right in between my legs

Fuzz"

Did she say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing"

Do I know you?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I could tell the OP off for misspelling the title to this thread but as it’s Christmas.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell the OP off for misspelling the title to this thread but as it’s Christmas.....

Lol. It's only an 'f' for the f*** sake!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I could tell the OP off for misspelling the title to this thread but as it’s Christmas.....

Lol. It's only an 'f' for the f*** sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

You'd fit right in between my legs

Fuzz

Did she say that?

No but that's what I heard/read

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again? "

Oops! What game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

You'd fit right in between my legs

Fuzz

Did she say that?

No but that's what I heard/read

Fuzz"

Putting things in my mouth again. Oof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

Oops! What game?

Think Marten Jansson and seventh circle of hell lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

Oops! What game?

Think Marten Jansson and seventh circle of hell lol "

I am sorry. I didn't recognise you for a sec! New profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

Oops! What game?

Think Marten Jansson and seventh circle of hell lol

I am sorry. I didn't recognise you for a sec! New profile?"

No, just a name change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting in my office yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything at the moment at work. I think they must think we have spaghetti for brains

No that's lunch, Autumn, spaghetti for lunch

Fuzz

You'd fit right in between my legs

Fuzz

Did she say that?

No but that's what I heard/read

Fuzz

Putting things in my mouth again. Oof

I can't help it if you have a cock shaped mouth

Fuzz

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I was told off by a cashier for not putting my shopping on the belt quick enough. No one was behind me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was told off by a cashier for not putting my shopping on the belt quick enough. No one was behind me. "

Lol..Very customer driven approach!

Did you go back there after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

Oops! What game?

Think Marten Jansson and seventh circle of hell lol

I am sorry. I didn't recognise you for a sec! New profile?

No, just a name change"

What was wrong with the old one?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

For being distracted by my then toddler running off at a National Trust property whilst a volunteer was talking to me about how light is made.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My teenage son recently called me an 'old hippy' and 'when are you going to get a proper job'. I think that's a back handed telling off of sorts

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Short-cutting the crowd control barriers at Stansted airport passport control, by nipping underneath them to reach the desk, when the airport was EMPTY. No less than THREE security men came running and told me to zig zag up n down the lanes, or I'd be arrested!

...I have many, many examples of jobsworth shite like this, that only serves to bring out my devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being kind

I offered to swap shifts at work on Christmas eve for a girl who celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve rather than Christmas day.

My manager told me that I was far too kind and shouldn't change my plans.

I just said I won't change who I am, kindness costs nothing

Do I know you?

I'm like the ghost of Christmas past

Which one? Past, present or the future. Please say it's the future!

You want to play that game again?

Oops! What game?

Think Marten Jansson and seventh circle of hell lol

I am sorry. I didn't recognise you for a sec! New profile?

No, just a name change

What was wrong with the old one?"

Change is as good as a rest. Those demons needed shaking

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