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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who did let the dogs out?

Did that bitch ever move out of Ludacris' way?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Did Bono find what the fuck he’s spent over 30 years looking for??

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Who’s Gordon Bennet.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If all the world is a circus, why do I only know the clowns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are 'Friends' really Electric?

And was Gary Numan talking about vibrators?

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Did anyone ever manage to leave the Hotel California?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Joline listen and stay away from her man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hungry? For a little more of what you’ve had before?

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon


"Did Bono find what the fuck he’s spent over 30 years looking for??"

Now have that song stuck in my head :p

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What is love? "

And what has it got to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did let the dogs out?

Did that bitch ever move out of Ludacris' way?"

Was the dog in the window and how much was it?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is love?

And what has it got to do with it?"

And could you be loved?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed.... "

I can totally relate to this right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were Jay Zs other 99 problems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did Bono find what the fuck he’s spent over 30 years looking for??

Now have that song stuck in my head :p"

I feel you, me too.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"What is love? "

Baby don’t hurt me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What is love?

And what has it got to do with it?

And could you be loved?"

Is that an offer?

But I'd rather be lusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya think I’m sexy?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Why?

Simply why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed.... "

I don’t know that one, can you hum it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did let the dogs out?

Did that bitch ever move out of Ludacris' way?"

john lennon said war is over but imagine no heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry "

Who sang that?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

I can totally relate to this right now "

I’ve changed my mind a total of 5 times so far. If I don’t make a decision soon I’m just going to eat chocolate and drink wine instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

Who sang that? "

Laughing now...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

Who sang that? "

Cliff Richard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

Who sang that? "

Oh were playing that game

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

I can totally relate to this right now

I’ve changed my mind a total of 5 times so far. If I don’t make a decision soon I’m just going to eat chocolate and drink wine instead. "

I’ve sorted my gym gear and it’s ready to go and I’m procrastinating now using bloody darts on tv as a valid reason not to go ‘just yet’ ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

Who sang that?

Cliff Richard. "

Ah yes it was the chorus in mistletoe and wine. I remember now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they in fact know it’s christmas time at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?"

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds."

Metric system please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sir, are a scholar.

And it would appear the common woodchuck, is a beast!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

What's the time Mr wolf?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

What was the only thing that meatloaf won't do for love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Metric system please "

700 pounds equates to about 8 pints at London prices

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"What was the only thing that meatloaf won't do for love? "

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the time Mr wolf?

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Chico time I heard

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Metric system please

700 pounds equates to about 8 pints at London prices"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the only thing that meatloaf won't do for love?

That"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Metric system please "

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 0.99109 cubic meter of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 317.515 kg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did chris rea ever make it home for christmas

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By *upboardloveCouple
over a year ago

rugby

Is the Hokey Cokey what it’s all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elves let the dogs out

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"How much wood could a wood chuck actually chuck?

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Metric system please

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 0.99109 cubic meter of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 317.515 kg."

Thank you, kind sir. Interesting to note that the lazy little fucker stops just shy of 1 cubic metre so I’m suspecting a stealth tax here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the Hokey Cokey what it’s all about?"

It’s been proven that it IS in fact what it’s all about !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres Wally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will I know?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

How soon is now?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wheres Wally? "

Fucking alice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is life really peaceful in the west?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

I don’t know that one, can you hum it?"

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice. "

Who the fuck is Alice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?"

She lives next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What were Jay Zs other 99 problems?"

Red balloons... 99

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?"

She's the one playing with a rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really want to hurt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?

She's the one playing with a rabbit. "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you really want to hurt me?"

Nah. You get on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really want to hurt me?

Nah. You get on top. "

Pmsl!!! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really want to hurt me?"

Only if we set a safe word first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is life really peaceful in the west?"

If you are a piece of John West tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be magic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my mind?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Could it be magic?"

Come on over and you’ll find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he ever actually know he was in the best selling show ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really want to hurt me?

Only if we set a safe word first."

I think you win best response!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my mind?"

They’re coming to take you away...

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

Alice, who was alice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know if god actually is one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they ever get to end of the road to nowhere

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fancy a fu....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?

She lives next door "

Not any more. Didn’t you hear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it my imaginashaaaaaaaan?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Does anyone know if god actually is one of us?"

Yes.

I am a GOD.

Or a dyslexic dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my mind?

They’re coming to take you away..."

Looks like I need to go into hiding again then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it my imaginashaaaaaaaan?"

You’ve been on the gin haven’t you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is it my imaginashaaaaaaaan?

You’ve been on the gin haven’t you "

Did you really need to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it my imaginashaaaaaaaan?

You’ve been on the gin haven’t you "

Just cigarettes and alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you hungry? For a little more of what you’ve had before?"

Yes, hungry like a wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?

She lives next door

Not any more. Didn’t you hear?"

Do you hear what I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello it's me I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will brexit really happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?

She lives next door

Not any more. Didn’t you hear?

Do you hear what I hear "

I hear thunder I hear thunder

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It was me and no I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did let the dogs out?

Did that bitch ever move out of Ludacris' way?"

What on earth is this?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wheres Wally?

Fucking alice.

Who the fuck is Alice?

She lives next door

Not any more. Didn’t you hear?

Do you hear what I hear

I hear thunder I hear thunder "

I just farted - sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you hungry? For a little more of what you’ve had before?

Yes, hungry like a wolf "

For the wild boys?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed.... "

The gym always warms me up though

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

Hello - is it me you are looking for.....

Did Lionel ever get his answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my mind?"

Windmills of your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the time Mr Wolf?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hello - is it me you are looking for.....

Did Lionel ever get his answer?"

He was awful asking a blind girl that question.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What was the only thing that meatloaf won't do for love? "

Take it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A northern Irish girl at work asked me the other day “who’s this jack guy who builds shit houses”.

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

The gym always warms me up though "

Well if the default options are go to gym or eat chocolate, if you do neither then it's a zero sum game. Or it could be called a win win for you. You don't get cold going there, and you don't gain weight by eating chocolate.

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why why why Delilah

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Does anyone know if god actually is one of us?

Yes.

I am a GOD.

Or a dyslexic dog. "

If you’re dyslexic you should join DNA. The National Association of Dyslexics

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

If it wasn't Shaggy who was it???

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

Why on earth was Michael stipe pushing an elephant up the stairs?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Why on earth was Michael stipe pushing an elephant up the stairs?"

Trying to avoid the sidewinder sleeping in the corner but the elephant was in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it wasn't Shaggy who was it??? "

I know but I promised I wouldn’t say due to confidentiality and legal ramifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is love? "

Does anybody love anybody anyway?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"If it wasn't Shaggy who was it???

I know but I promised I wouldn’t say due to confidentiality and legal ramifications

"

But.. Wasn't he caught on camera??

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

If I'm silly, does that mean I've been fucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my mind?"

Gone to heaven with this monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did erasure ever get alittle respect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it wasn't Shaggy who was it???

I know but I promised I wouldn’t say due to confidentiality and legal ramifications

But.. Wasn't he caught on camera?? "

No, that wasn’t him

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"Why on earth was Michael stipe pushing an elephant up the stairs?

Trying to avoid the sidewinder sleeping in the corner but the elephant was in the way "

Yes, thank you, it becomes obvious now. Awesome, I never have to worry again why he was pushing it up the stairs.

Now all I got to worry about is did the elephant ever get down again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was John wayne really big leggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who killed Bamboiii?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth was Michael stipe pushing an elephant up the stairs?"

We agreed we wouldn’t mention it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I stay or should I go now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Paul Simon leave 50 women, or did he keep getting back with the same mug?

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"Should I stay or should I go now?! "

Depends where you are or where you would go to

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"Did Paul Simon leave 50 women, or did he keep getting back with the same mug?"

But he only listed something like 5 ways, I always felt cheated by that song.

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over a year ago


"Did Paul Simon leave 50 women, or did he keep getting back with the same mug?

But he only listed something like 5 ways, I always felt cheated by that song."

Exactly 5, what a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the singer from foreigner ever find what love is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is their life on Mars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is their life on Mars?"
there*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is their life on Mars? there*"

Only with diabetes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone find my grey talbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tight should the noose be

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. "

George Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was you with in the moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does all the missing socks end up.

Because I seem to have a bag of odd socks?

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Is that boy still riding that dragon, seeing as its a Neverending Story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we say if something is good it’s the Dogs Bollox what’s special about canine testicles ??

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Where does all the missing socks end up.

Because I seem to have a bag of odd socks?

"

The washing machine and dryer have a conspiracy going and eat them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who set that moose loose aboot this hoose

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

If Kenny Loggins went through the danger zone, and came out unharmed to sing about it, then was it really that dangerous?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who was the Private dancer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya wanna build a snowman?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Do ya wanna build a snowman?"

No

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Did Mr Postman ever stop and wait a minute? X

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Is your sex on fire??

& was it just an unfortunate incident with a stray spark and dry pubes acting as very good kindling or something symptomatic of a disease you caught from Dorris and Maurice and you really ought to go to the doctors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does all the missing socks end up.

Because I seem to have a bag of odd socks?

"
I must have them cos I have a draw full off odd socks too.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

If it meant nothing to him, why the hell did Ultravox go to all the effort of writing a song about Vienna?

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Who the fuck is Alice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence. Discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the rolling stones manage to get satisfaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did talking heads venture on the road to nowhere and Chris rea drive on the road to hell. Was that what he meant when he was driving home for Christmas? Was his home hell?

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Did the fat bottom girl take him home tonight?

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Was Gordon really a moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 2 wrongs ever made a right?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is it true that you can fuck someone's cunt off and lick it dry

Who sang that?

Cliff Richard.

Ah yes it was the chorus in mistletoe and wine. I remember now!"

Love that tune, especially the chorus

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Should I go to the gym tonight? It’s freezing and I can’t be arsed....

The gym always warms me up though "

It did while I was in it. Not so much when I left.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Do ya wanna build a snowman?

No"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the rolling stones manage to get satisfaction?"

Nope, couldn’t get any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy from down under, did he end up speaking my language?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we didn’t start the fire, who did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really want to hurt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What difference does it make?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did marvin Gaye get any sexual healing?

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester


"What difference does it make? "

It makes none

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Where are Donald's trousers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder who left the cake out in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did marvin Gaye get any sexual healing?"

No, he was a single male on this site with a dick pic profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how bloody much was that doggie in the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the Beegees ever find out how deep your love is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Pulp - What was in the briefcase??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the Beegees ever find out how deep your love is?

"

I’ve seen people on here before how “deep” their love is, but it wasn’t the beegees haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What were Jay Zs other 99 problems?"
not sure but you ain't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulp - What was in the briefcase?? "
is pack lunch is mum made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did marvin Gaye get any sexual healing?

No, he was a single male on this site with a dick pic profile "
Haha good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the Beegees ever find out how deep your love is?

I’ve seen people on here before how “deep” their love is, but it wasn’t the beegees haha "

Not on here as a bi MMM then?

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