FabSwingers.com forum: Your funniest sexual experience?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine?

A blind date. After the drinks and Chinwag it's back to her place.

Front room on the sofa and we are getting jiggy.

I hear a door creak open and immediately think it's my mate you was upstairs with my girls mate.

"Piss off Dean. Just because you've finished..."

Only to hear a voice say "Oh sorry...I need to get my lunch".

This bloke breezes through goes into the kitchen then comes back through apologising.

All this time I'm between her legs watching this dude walk in and out.

When he left I looked down on her and asked "Who was that?"

She replied "My Husband"

It transpired he was a milkman hence the time to get his lunch

By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!

I once got woken up at 6.00a.m. when the girl I met the night before had a phone call... Turned out it was her husband and he was expecting her home about 6 hours earlier!

By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

I once went on a fancy dress pub crawl, and bumped into an old flame. We slipped off to the beach and started fucking somewhere we thought was quite, when I heard something shuffling behind me. Turns out it was someone's took that then stole my monkey mask and I had to chase down the beach dressed as a monkey while trying to put my dick away