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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Seasons greetings to you all now.

I probably won't get a chance later.

I just took a call from HMRC about the tax fraud on my account. If I didn't press one I was going to be arrested.

I didn't press one.

I'm going down aren't I and not in a good way.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sigh ... going down ... sorry, what were you saying?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Pissing tax man. Its funny how you get penalised for making mistakes but nothing happens to them fuckers when they drop the ball.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I got the same call but I pressed 2 and entered all my account details as I had been over paying. O I’m sooo excited

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I got the same call but I pressed 2 and entered all my account details as I had been over paying. O I’m sooo excited "

It'll be a good Christmas for you then

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sigh ... going down ... sorry, what were you saying? "

I did say not in a good way, sorry to disappoint. Although things might change once I'm banged up

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Pissing tax man. Its funny how you get penalised for making mistakes but nothing happens to them fuckers when they drop the ball."

I think my biggest mistake would have been pressing one

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have had some right laughs with these scams. I have managed to keep one on the phone for 30 minutes winding him up and insulting his family honour. In the end he said the police were on the way to my house but if I paid the fine in amazon gift cards I would be ok.

Good luck op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in prison op, been nice knowing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy winding up these muppets , makes my day at times

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I love the Microsoft problems one ... they get so flustered when you ask what IP address is causing the issue ... I'm sure I was called something very unpleasant in hindi or urdu

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have had some right laughs with these scams. I have managed to keep one on the phone for 30 minutes winding him up and insulting his family honour. In the end he said the police were on the way to my house but if I paid the fine in amazon gift cards I would be ok.

Good luck op."

I think a prison uniform will suit me though

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good luck in prison op, been nice knowing you."

Thanks. At least I don't have to cook Christmas lunch now

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I do enjoy winding up these muppets , makes my day at times "

Automated message, they're crafty these HMRC types

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I love the Microsoft problems one ... they get so flustered when you ask what IP address is causing the issue ... I'm sure I was called something very unpleasant in hindi or urdu "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds like a scam and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck in prison op, been nice knowing you.

Thanks. At least I don't have to cook Christmas lunch now "

I wouldn't be too downhearted... If the warden throws a party then ftom what I've heard it's going to be fucking great

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My dyslexsic mate was sent to prison for nicking lingerie from washing lines...

He said "he wasn't bothered, he enjoyed being behind bras "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"That sounds like a scam and a half "

I had to laugh because the message wasn't even correct English

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good luck in prison op, been nice knowing you.

Thanks. At least I don't have to cook Christmas lunch now

I wouldn't be too downhearted... If the warden throws a party then ftom what I've heard it's going to be fucking great "

Woo hoo

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My dyslexsic mate was sent to prison for nicking lingerie from washing lines...

He said "he wasn't bothered, he enjoyed being behind bras ""

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