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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the hardest place you've got a hard on?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

On top top of a rocky mountain? I dunno, I tend not to get hardons outside of the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the hardest place you've got a hard on?"

In the sauna infront of two of my friends mums who were talking to me and I was trying to hide it so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On top top of a rocky mountain? I dunno, I tend not to get hardons outside of the bedroom."

Sitting on a diamond?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On top top of a rocky mountain? I dunno, I tend not to get hardons outside of the bedroom."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When I was at school they did a Shakespeare play with the local girls school. Othello had to snog Desdamona, and the leading man really wished at that point he wasn't wearing tights. It lasted quite a while, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the late 80s I worked in a warehouse..orange uniform and pretty tight around the groin area.

The bus ride would give me a storker and always bloody happened just as I was about to ring the bell to get off at my stop.

I d have to walk awkwardly to try and hide it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Last year during the summer while on a rollercoaster. I got trapped under the bar as my massive erection wedges against the outside of the bar and it wouldn’t open. After desperate attempts by the staff they had to call Their recovery expert, Svetlana, who within five minutes had me extracted with a massive smile ok my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was at school they did a Shakespeare play with the local girls school. Othello had to snog Desdamona, and the leading man really wished at that point he wasn't wearing tights. It lasted quite a while, too. "

Oh I can only imagine the embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between a rock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Jacuzzi. Interesting trying to come up with an excuse when everyone else is leaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol "

Aww did she sort it out for you later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol

Aww did she sort it out for you later?"

As a matter of fact no! She slipped her number into my pocket then by the time I’d come off duty she told me she had already left to go home to Norway as she was on holiday !! Never been so dissapointed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol

Aww did she sort it out for you later?

As a matter of fact no! She slipped her number into my pocket then by the time I’d come off duty she told me she had already left to go home to Norway as she was on holiday !! Never been so dissapointed lol "

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in hospital after an op, having the catheter removed. Kind of liked that weird sensation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was in hospital after an op, having the catheter removed. Kind of liked that weird sensation "

I just crossed my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marble mine in Qatar, very awkward x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"

Damn my love of nurses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"

Damn my love of nurses! "

I can only imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"

Damn my love of nurses!

I can only imagine "

The nurse flick was more painful than the op!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"What's the hardest place you've got a hard on?"

At the cement works

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In the Hard Cock cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the Hard Cock cafe "

Don't be so cocky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Jacuzzi. Interesting trying to come up with an excuse when everyone else is leaving "

I can just imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the doctors when the female nurse asked me to take my top off. I have never been so embarrassed

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Funeral, was expected though. My girlfriend at the time lost her aunt but they weren't close. Just there for family respect. New she was wearing stockings and tiny bra and panties under black skirt and blouse. She had her hand under my coat touching me.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"In the Hard Cock cafe

Don't be so cocky "

I only went in for a stiff drink

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Pike O'Blisco in the Lake District.

2313 ft

Had the top to ourselves so she sucked me off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the doctors when the female nurse asked me to take my top off. I have never been so embarrassed "

I'd imagine that was a hard situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors, when the needle containing the local went into my ball bag when I was having a vasectomy.

The Dr told me it was due to adrenaline & the fight or flight reflex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctors, when the needle containing the local went into my ball bag when I was having a vasectomy.

The Dr told me it was due to adrenaline & the fight or flight reflex. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol "

Aldershot 1985 back of 4ton lorry me 17 and a female captain sorting out ration packs. She took one look smile and carried on handing out the rations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol

Aldershot 1985 back of 4ton lorry me 17 and a female captain sorting out ration packs. She took one look smile and carried on handing out the rations"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive "

Oh that sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive

Oh that sounds awful "

Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive

Oh that sounds awful

Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes! "

I can only imagine how hard that must have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive

Oh that sounds awful

Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!

I can only imagine how hard that must have been "

Lmao well there were some fit girls there so it was hard to contain myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive

Oh that sounds awful

Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!

I can only imagine how hard that must have been

Lmao well there were some fit girls there so it was hard to contain myself "

In sure it was. And there was no stiff competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 year ago in the pub. When my ex bass player came in after a gig we played. She came in still in her stage clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rocks in the El Cotillo lagoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The rocks in the El Cotillo lagoons"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4 year ago in the pub. When my ex bass player came in after a gig we played. She came in still in her stage clothes. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I'm not sure..

I recently felt horny whilst queuing up behind a woman to pay for my diesel.

By the time it came for me to pay the bloke, I was like a piece of iron lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm I'm not sure..

I recently felt horny whilst queuing up behind a woman to pay for my diesel.

By the time it came for me to pay the bloke, I was like a piece of iron lol. "

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funeral, was expected though. My girlfriend at the time lost her aunt but they weren't close. Just there for family respect. New she was wearing stockings and tiny bra and panties under black skirt and blouse. She had her hand under my coat touching me. "

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