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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" Aunty mable, I didn’t know you were so mucky and uncle Albert always had a smile on his face and now I know why u kept coming into the bathroom when I was in the bath, also I remember now that it was u who showed me how to wash my cock | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked! Aunty mable, I didn’t know you were so mucky and uncle Albert always had a smile on his face and now I know why u kept coming into the bathroom when I was in the bath, also I remember now that it was u who showed me how to wash my cock " Hahahaha. She lead the way to my filthy ways | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" What was it? | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked! Aunty mable, I didn’t know you were so mucky and uncle Albert always had a smile on his face and now I know why u kept coming into the bathroom when I was in the bath, also I remember now that it was u who showed me how to wash my cock " Toooo far! | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" Send the message to me and I will reply | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked! What was it? " You really want to know | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" aunt Bessy? just put her in oven gas mark 5 for 20 minutes | |||
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"I sent 1 to my sister when working nights. Minutes later I got a call at 3am. My sis and her husband pissing themselves. Ye didn't mean to send that me did you. No I fucking didn't I wanted to die " I really feel for you | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked! What was it? You really want to know" I do too! I also want to know if you secretly enjoyed the message lol | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked! What was it? You really want to know" Yes! | |||
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"Sent one to my teenage Daughter via WhatsApp - it was meant for a guy on here at the time..... Never lived it down " Ooooooh I bet that a awkward convo. How filthy was it though | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " Amazing. Can you pm me her address please | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " Dear lord! Your aunt sounds perfect She clearly likes younger guys too are you sure she didnt send you that on purpose? | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! " I'm sure. Not seen her ha | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! I'm sure. Not seen her ha" So be honest, did it make your cock twitch? Lol | |||
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"If she’s on here maybe she’s come across your profile and is teasing you as she’d recognise you undoubtedly. Aunties can be very ruthless with teasing and is probably waiting for you to reply so she can tell you she’s seen you here" Maybe your right. I havnt came across anyone on here than could be her. Who knows I'm going to reply | |||
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"If she’s on here maybe she’s come across your profile and is teasing you as she’d recognise you undoubtedly. Aunties can be very ruthless with teasing and is probably waiting for you to reply so she can tell you she’s seen you here Maybe your right. I havnt came across anyone on here than could be her. Who knows I'm going to reply " This whole thread brings up the question, is she out of bounds? Has anyone ever fucked their aunt? | |||
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"If she’s on here maybe she’s come across your profile and is teasing you as she’d recognise you undoubtedly. Aunties can be very ruthless with teasing and is probably waiting for you to reply so she can tell you she’s seen you here Maybe your right. I havnt came across anyone on here than could be her. Who knows I'm going to reply This whole thread brings up the question, is she out of bounds? Has anyone ever fucked their aunt?" And there it is........boom | |||
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"If she’s on here maybe she’s come across your profile and is teasing you as she’d recognise you undoubtedly. Aunties can be very ruthless with teasing and is probably waiting for you to reply so she can tell you she’s seen you here Maybe your right. I havnt came across anyone on here than could be her. Who knows I'm going to reply This whole thread brings up the question, is she out of bounds? Has anyone ever fucked their aunt?" I would say she is yes. I have fucked my uncles ex | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS " She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. | |||
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"Am I the only one that is left feeling a bit sick by all this" Your probably not | |||
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"Am I the only one that is left feeling a bit sick by all this" No I feel the same as you. Its pretty sick to get that from a family member. Trying to look at it as there joking around but even if they were it could cause the recipient all kinds of problems . No one really wants to be recognised from here by your family . Id be mortified . | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. " Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister? | |||
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"Just delete it and pretend it never happened. She's probably raging at whoever she thought she was texting for not replying " I totally left her to it. If she is getting her sext on with someone else then let her crack on and enjoy herself hahaha. | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister?" I didnt bother me. Was just shocked. We all have our kinky/dirty side. If shes getting it on with someone then all good. She is on my mother's side | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister? I didnt bother me. Was just shocked. We all have our kinky/dirty side. If shes getting it on with someone then all good. She is on my mother's side " Oh rite I thought when you originally said you were shocked . That you were actually "shocked" | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister? I didnt bother me. Was just shocked. We all have our kinky/dirty side. If shes getting it on with someone then all good. She is on my mother's side Oh rite I thought when you originally said you were shocked . That you were actually "shocked" " Nope just in the moment reading it ha | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" How do you know it was accidental? | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister? I didnt bother me. Was just shocked. We all have our kinky/dirty side. If shes getting it on with someone then all good. She is on my mother's side Oh rite I thought when you originally said you were shocked . That you were actually "shocked" Nope just in the moment reading it ha " Well you know what to buy her for xmas then . | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " I need to meet this woman lo | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! I'm sure. Not seen her ha" Well imagine her on all fours with a blindfold, so a local search to her and check profile pics ... if you see something familiar ... bingo Jeez ... do your homework man!! | |||
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"Hmmm I keep re reading the message. Its more likely that your uncle is the one who has sent that from your aunties phone. Id screenshot the message and send it to him saying NO THANKS She is very much single and has been for 18 years though. Oh god. Sounds like it was meant for you then. Is she your mum or your dads sister? I didnt bother me. Was just shocked. We all have our kinky/dirty side. If shes getting it on with someone then all good. She is on my mother's side Oh rite I thought when you originally said you were shocked . That you were actually "shocked" Nope just in the moment reading it ha Well you know what to buy her for xmas then . " I wouldn't know were to start! She could like anything by the sounds of it ha | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! I'm sure. Not seen her ha Well imagine her on all fours with a blindfold, so a local search to her and check profile pics ... if you see something familiar ... bingo Jeez ... do your homework man!! " Already done I can confirm there is nobody | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Oh Lordy! Are you sure she’s not on here! I'm sure. Not seen her ha Well imagine her on all fours with a blindfold, so a local search to her and check profile pics ... if you see something familiar ... bingo Jeez ... do your homework man!! Already done I can confirm there is nobody " I'd reply with ... I didn't realise you knew I was a swinger too... Well, we could do ... but you must promise not to tell my mum ... let's literally just keep it in the family | |||
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"I’d like to receive a filthy accidental message from anyone. Some people are soooo lucky " I sent a wanking video that was sent to me, to the father of my child by mistake, followed by 20 messages begging him to delete it without reading it. People like me shouldn't be allowed phones | |||
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"Sent one to my teenage Daughter via WhatsApp - it was meant for a guy on here at the time..... Never lived it down " I sent one to my daughter in law. I check and check again now before hitting send | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" Can you forward it to me My number is 0898,..... ?????? | |||
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"I’d like to receive a filthy accidental message from anyone. Some people are soooo lucky I sent a wanking video that was sent to me, to the father of my child by mistake, followed by 20 messages begging him to delete it without reading it. People like me shouldn't be allowed phones " Haha really. How did he respond to that?. I have sent a ful nude pic to my mums friend and instantly messaged her to delete it. To this day she tells me she still has it | |||
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"I’d like to receive a filthy accidental message from anyone. Some people are soooo lucky I sent a wanking video that was sent to me, to the father of my child by mistake, followed by 20 messages begging him to delete it without reading it. People like me shouldn't be allowed phones " do you think he watched it ? | |||
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"Sent one to my teenage Daughter via WhatsApp - it was meant for a guy on here at the time..... Never lived it down I sent one to my daughter in law. I check and check again now before hitting send " It really a very easily done | |||
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"Write this: My dear aunty, I do believe you have sent your fondest nephew a message meant for someone else. I was a little shocked at first to read such smut, but ultimately I'm now nursing a boner and need something done about it. You know where I live. Patiently waiting Your loving nephew" | |||
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"Sigh. I wish I had an aunty like her " Why?! You do know you're not really supposed to shag a family member don't you | |||
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"Sigh. I wish I had an aunty like her Why?! You do know you're not really supposed to shag a family member don't you " I'd have second thoughts if you was my aunt and I got the text fro. You | |||
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"Message update. I replied and said think that was meant for someone else. Turns out the guy who walked in an fucked her is my friend!!. She tried to tease me by telling me what happened and u told her I've seen him in the showers at footy is that what you call a big cock lol.... waiting for a reply " Mate she wants to fuck you, its clear | |||
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"Message update. I replied and said think that was meant for someone else. Turns out the guy who walked in an fucked her is my friend!!. She tried to tease me by telling me what happened and u told her I've seen him in the showers at footy is that what you call a big cock lol.... waiting for a reply Mate she wants to fuck you, its clear " Question is ... would he? | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" Is she Aunt by marriage? if so carry on | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " Oh come on! Is this real?! | |||
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"Surely I'm not the only one that's nosey and wants to see the message " Definitely want to see it and dose he fancy his aunty | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. Amazing. Can you pm me her address please " | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning " Get in there an fill your boots | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning " Wrong because it's your aunt ... or sloppy seconds? Asking for a friend | |||
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"My wife walked In on her son fucking his girlfriend dogy style at the weekend and was laughing about it but they got up an got dressed and went pritty sharp ish pmsl " Hahaha love it. Bet they felt right embarrassed | |||
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"Nosey bitch... wanna know how this ends " Ends? This it only the beginning! | |||
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"You lot are terrible nudging me the wrong way " But you're thinking about it .... | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning " Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? " Hes actually not. But I will have to get him back. And I know his sister likes to take a cock to the back of her throat! | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? " Oi stop derailing this thread! We're focusing on the aunt here haha | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? Hes actually not. But I will have to get him back. And I know his sister likes to take a cock to the back of her throat!" So does your Aunty | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? Oi stop derailing this thread! We're focusing on the aunt here haha" Hahaha my bad! | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I dont know how to reply. Shocked!" Shes probably mortified! Make light of it and crack a joke or something. | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Wrong because it's your aunt ... or sloppy seconds? Asking for a friend " Sorry ... I got that wrong ... Skiing for YOUR friend | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? Oi stop derailing this thread! We're focusing on the aunt here haha Hahaha my bad!" Forgiven! | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Wrong because it's your aunt ... or sloppy seconds? Asking for a friend Sorry ... I got that wrong ... Skiing for YOUR friend " Asking, not skiing ... bloody autocarrot!!! | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? Hes actually not. But I will have to get him back. And I know his sister likes to take a cock to the back of her throat! So does your Aunty " Apparantly so | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Your mate sounds great. Is he on here? Hes actually not. But I will have to get him back. And I know his sister likes to take a cock to the back of her throat!" Never mind your mare, is his sister in here? If not, get me her number. | |||
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"Not going to lie. My aunty is actually gorgeous. But it's just wrong Cant shake the Image out of my head that my friend has been rattling her all morning Wrong because it's your aunt ... or sloppy seconds? Asking for a friend Sorry ... I got that wrong ... Skiing for YOUR friend Asking, not skiing ... bloody autocarrot!!! " Think my friend has had enough | |||
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"I sent one to my daughter that was meant for Jane she was not happy but my son in was proud that was is still life in the old dog. " Get them messages in Jim! Just be careful were they go ha | |||
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"This is the message. Please come straight in and make your way to my room. I'll be waiting on all fours blindfolded waiting to take your big thick cock as far it will go in my slutty little mouth. Once you are finished fucking my mouth I want you to tie my hands behind my back and slide my thong to the side. Make me feel that huge young cock deep inside me. " Should of reply I will be there in ten minutes hold tight | |||
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"My wife walked In on her son fucking his girlfriend dogy style at the weekend and was laughing about it but they got up an got dressed and went pritty sharp ish pmsl Hahaha love it. Bet they felt right embarrassed " Definitely | |||
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"Popcorn anyone????" Second bowl already | |||
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"You lot are terrible nudging me the wrong way " Don't blame us It's like pushing against an open door | |||
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"You lot are terrible nudging me the wrong way Don't blame us It's like pushing against an open door " Wait ... was that a euphemism? | |||
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"You lot are terrible nudging me the wrong way Don't blame us It's like pushing against an open door Wait ... was that a euphemism? " No Itake your mucky mind thinking about back doors being knocked in | |||
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"I have just received a filthy/naughty text message from my aunt and I don't know how to reply. Shocked!" Is she an aunt by marriage? if so is she fit? (man I'm so bad) Believe it or not, this is a massive fantasy for many men. | |||
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"I am going to wind her up. " I wouldn't recommend it. But if you are determined to wind her up, then don't forget to push against her open door and nudge her fudge. | |||
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"I am going to wind her up. I wouldn't recommend it. But if you are determined to wind her up, then don't forget to push against her open door and nudge her fudge." Haha deffo not happening.!! But if she thinks his is big she must not of seen many. I'll keep mine away | |||
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"I sent 1 to my sister when working nights. Minutes later I got a call at 3am. My sis and her husband pissing themselves. Ye didn't mean to send that me did you. No, I fucking didn't I wanted to die " Facebook is so bad for this, for me anyway. The times it has switched conversations on me on my mobile and I've written something inappropriate. The worst time for me as I was speaking about a woman at my work and how hot she was to a friend. Went on to say what I would like to do to her then realizing I had sent it to her. I died inside, seeing her the next day was not a fun experience haha | |||
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"Oh lordy, my worst nightmare is doing something like this your poor auntie is probably dying of embarrassment! " I hope she is. But then I hope she just shrugs it off and wipes it in my face she just fucked my mate ha | |||
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"Oh lordy, my worst nightmare is doing something like this your poor auntie is probably dying of embarrassment! I hope she is. But then I hope she just shrugs it off and wipes it in my face she just fucked my mate ha " Wipes it in your face...? | |||
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"Oh lordy, my worst nightmare is doing something like this your poor auntie is probably dying of embarrassment! " I don't think she's embarrassed at all | |||
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