FabSwingers.com forum: Marriage announcement

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes it's happening

Inviting all forumites and taking applicants to officiate the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the o e who runs in when they ask if anyone objects?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are planning to have multiple receptions so you can all attend to wish us well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the o e who runs in when they ask if anyone objects? "

Of course, not that anyone would object I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the o e who runs in when they ask if anyone objects? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm taking applications for best man and ring bearer lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I'd love an invite

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm taking applications for best man and ring bearer lads "

Anyone seen Smeagol?

My precious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are planning to have multiple receptions so you can all attend to wish us well "

So glad you sorted out auto correct. Multiple erections woukdnt of sounded good.. But hey ho, it is fab after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm taking applications for best man and ring bearer lads

Anyone seen Smeagol?

My precious

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the o e who runs in when they ask if anyone objects?

Of course, not that anyone would object I'm sure "

Oh I don't actually object, I just thought it would be fun.

I'll announce it was a joke and burst into song whilst dancing my way back out if that works?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, I'd love an invite"

On the list friend

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Who will be the dirty vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the o e who runs in when they ask if anyone objects?

Of course, not that anyone would object I'm sure

Oh I don't actually object, I just thought it would be fun.

I'll announce it was a joke and burst into song whilst dancing my way back out if that works? "

Perfect! A wedding with no drama (and theatre) would be boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who will be the dirty vicar?"

You if you want??

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

What’s the craic with the stag do then?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Who will be the dirty vicar?

You if you want?? "

Not my usual kind of role play but hay....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the craic with the stag do then?"

I'm thinking shagaluf lads lads lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the craic with the stag do then?

I'm thinking shagaluf lads lads lads "

Better not look at any other women while you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the hen night!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the craic with the stag do then?

I'm thinking shagaluf lads lads lads

Better not look at any other women while you're there

Dw already ordered a t-shirt with

S88x's property and your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the hen night!?

Hen weekend...

And I think you should decide as my new maid of hounr haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the bridesmaids and which ones feel the worst about not being the bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the craic with the stag do then?

I'm thinking shagaluf lads lads lads

Better not look at any other women while you're there

Dw already ordered a t-shirt with

S88x's property and your face "

And this is why you will be the most amazing and fantastic husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are the bridesmaids and which ones feel the worst about not being the bride

You can be a bridesmaid if you like?

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Save yourself the hassle just buy her a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are the bridesmaids and which ones feel the worst about not being the bride

You can be a bridesmaid if you like? "

Hell yes......I am in

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

So beautiful to see this, warms my heart

Solid down for the stag

Fab band for the reception?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are the bridesmaids and which ones feel the worst about not being the bride

You can be a bridesmaid if you like?

Hell yes......I am in"

You can help chose the dresses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's playing family members?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the hen night!?

Hen weekend...

And I think you should decide as my new maid of hounr haha "

Woo hoo!

Prepare yourself for a weekend of mayhem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's playing family members?"

I've had a few messages asking me to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's playing family members?"

You can play my great auntie delilah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's playing family members?

You can play my great auntie delilah

Sounds like fun

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who's playing family members?

You can play my great auntie delilah

Why? ... why? .... why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man? "

Ain't standing next to such a specimen, I'd look bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man? "

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

Ain't standing next to such a specimen, I'd look bad."

Come on mate don't be hard on yourself your a solid 9 I just take it next level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling. "

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys "

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men "

I'll try

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men

I'll try

No ... try not...do, or do not... there is no try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men

I'll try

No ... try not...do, or do not... there is no try"

I'll try

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Are you going to say "forsaking all others" in your vows?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this why your leaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you going to say "forsaking all others" in your vows? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world."

you're such a happy soul Dr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this why your leaving "

Yes.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'll be in the band...

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

So it’s not a swingers wedding that ends in a massive orgy? I’m out!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'll throw the rice

I won't take our out the bag

1kg bags should have the desired effect

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

you're such a happy soul Dr."

Yeah well, people fuck me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

you're such a happy soul Dr.

Yeah well, people fuck me off."

you can entertain at the wedding.. I like a wedding fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to say "forsaking all others" in your vows?

Of course"

You mean foreskin ING

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

you're such a happy soul Dr.

Yeah well, people fuck me off.

you can entertain at the wedding.. I like a wedding fuck off

Sure, but I want the extortionate wedding rates if I'm working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it’s not a swingers wedding that ends in a massive orgy? I’m out!

Could be you never know !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be in the band...

DM'd you.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Stick me down for the stag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

you're such a happy soul Dr.

Yeah well, people fuck me off."

Come to the wedding mate, will cheer you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men "

Did you dump me so soon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't see any lads wanting to be my best man?

It's because they are all busy mourning the loss of the greatest singleton they ever knew darling.

Shit yea I can still wingman guys

As long as you vow to fight off all the women that try to seduce you when you are trying to divert them to the other men

Did you dump me so soon?

WHAT ?!?!?!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I just want to shag the maid of honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do weddings. Marriage is an outdated institution that has no place in our modern world.

you're such a happy soul Dr.

Yeah well, people fuck me off.

you can entertain at the wedding.. I like a wedding fuck off

Sure, but I want the extortionate wedding rates if I'm working

Can only pay in kind mind

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