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For the ine man who's attention I've been trying to get...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Goegeous.

Why won't you just give me a chance?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me "

Well it certainly won't get you the right guy! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me

Well it certainly won't get you the right guy! Pmsl "

I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me

Well it certainly won't get you the right guy! Pmsl

I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing "

Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing

Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything "

But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LADS IVE FUCKING DONE IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you believe my charm has finally worked on someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LADS IVE FUCKING DONE IT"

Thought she was the cause of you leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this woman is my favourite person on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this woman is my favourite person on here "

To be made your favourite lads wife? It's all come together

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you believe my charm has finally worked on someone"

Wooohooooo!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sloppy spelling on the one hand, sloppy punctuation on the other ... perfect match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I ship this.

Crunchies all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing

Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything

But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?! "

Only 9 times... I here he's a 10 a day guy... Your not really reaching his standards

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I think this woman is my favourite person on here

To be made your favourite lads wife? It's all come together"

Oh come on Gorge, everyone knows it means nothing until your dipping!

S

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"LADS IVE FUCKING DONE IT"

She’s definitely worth a punch up the knickers but is she really up to your standards? Think it through Mr Gorgeous. What would the giraffes think of her? Can they spell better than her? Perhaps leave her to us imperfect mortals to throw her a bone and let her know she’s up there, but not quite UP there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?!

Only 9 times... I here he's a 10 a day guy... Your not really reaching his standards "

I will do anything to keep this man happy, why not make it 12 times a day. Once every two hours, on the hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)"

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic "

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day"

Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day"

Thank you I have such an artsy side. Maybe that is a good insurance to have beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day

Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable "

It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day

Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable

It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen "

That is so 90's

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just seeing how this all unfolds, don't mind me captivating stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?

(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)

I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic

Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day

Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable

It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen

That is so 90's"

Works a treat every time mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta get myself a giraffe

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Can you believe my charm has finally worked on someone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chaps,If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks"

Hahahaha this is fucking gold I'm stealing this

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