FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old when...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/12/19 18:55:15]"

When you removed your post after posting it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're the oldest one in the bar? Happened to me this weekend! Lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"When you're the oldest one in the bar? Happened to me this weekend! Lol"

Been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But still sexiest in the bar

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

U know when yr getting old when yr cum falls out of yr cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hear your own parents words coming out of your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a gym workout, you need to stretch for longer..

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

......when you forget what you were going to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U know when yr getting old when yr cum falls out of yr cock

Or a puff of condensation

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

When u listen to 20 year olds conversation and think, what the heck are they on about

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

When u look at shoes in a shop window and think... mmmmm they look comfy

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

When you make inexplicable groaning noises when you sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forget that you’re wearing slippers when you set off to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in a bar looks underage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors look like they are kids playing dress up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The radio plays the "biggest hit of the year" and you realise you have no idea what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you liken older people in skinny Jeans to looking like Max Wall and get the 1000 yard stare

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

When you refere to 30 year olds as been young boys and girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your children are approaching middle age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're the oldest one in the bar? Happened to me this weekend! Lol"

Own it!

This was me on my works night out...Self confident and self assured, had much more attention from the younger guys than my girls did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you a while to recover from a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still put silver sixpences in the Xmas pudding

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You hear your own parents words coming out of your mouth. "

Was about to write this x

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By *artin69erMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"When you make inexplicable groaning noises when you sit down. "
or stand up.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

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You get hornier

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"When you still put silver sixpences in the Xmas pudding"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you are getting old when you are aware Michael Parkinson is talking to YOU and offers a free Parker pen just for enquiring

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

You worry that your offspring are up to the same things you were at their age.

And the fact that their social life is better than yours.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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When you have removed your teeth after eating dinner? "

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

You forget how old you are

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

1/ You are hornier than you have ever been.

2/ You are sexually more adventurous than you have even been.

3/ You have harder erections than when you were younger.

4/ You prefer sex sessions that last hours not 10 minutes.

Oh hang on, is this just me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You try answering the phone with the remote for the telly.

You think you've misplaced your watch when you're holding it.

You head to the loo but forget why. Turn around and go back to your desk and remember. And... repeat.

You try opening the house with the car key and vice versa.

You're so horny you spend too much time on Fab looking for men but the ones you like want younger than you.

You look at your hand, don't recognise it and think it belongs to an old person.

*These may all be peculiar to me.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

You realise that wanking in the shower in the mornings means no shagging for the rest of the day as the damn thing is too knackered to even think about it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask your daughter about techy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you realise the hits from the 60's were the songs of your youth

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

If you’re watching porn and the first thought you have is” my god that bed looks comfy “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of your considerations in picking a sofa is whether or not your nuts will.....

A. Stick to it

B. Get caught between the cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it’s takes u days 2 get over having a few drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get excited about buying a new vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1/ You are hornier than you have ever been.

2/ You are sexually more adventurous than you have even been.

3/ You have harder erections than when you were younger.

4/ You prefer sex sessions that last hours not 10 minutes.

Oh hang on, is this just me?

You're not the only one!! Except I dont get a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can't see it anymore

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Never walk past a toilet

Never waste a hard on

Never trust a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

Or you remember watching the original film that Hollywood has done a reboot.

Or even when you tut and roll your eyes every time you hear someone use the word “sick” incorrectly.

Or when all your friends are dying of old age (unless you work in a care home)

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