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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

You post the same topic twice!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You post the same topic twice!!"

Haha damn these bisexual glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we talking about again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax...

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and looking at your reflection in them and buying them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to the Queen’s speech

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You are excited by a slow cooker!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking forward to the Queen’s speech "

Who does this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of TK Maxx. I bought a new cocktail shaker there last week. Didn't even know I needed one until I went in!

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

People complaining about old age are younger than you... Not feeling it yet, just a bit slower now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fresh sponge excites you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a clean sponge out to do the dishes with

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

When you get alittle happy feeling seeing lines in your carpet from a new vaccum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fresh sponge excites you."

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fresh sponge excites you.

Snap

High five! But gently, my arthritis is flaring up and my shoulder isn't what it used to be...

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By *ecketwaitMan
over a year ago

London

"A fresh sponge excites you.

Snap

Wait what.. I love that feeling of using a fresh sponge as weird as that sounds haha

Does this mean im old now... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find erectile dysfunction adverts a serous bit of viewing

Or is that just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the noises you used to make in bed are now the noises you make while getting out of bed.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

When you make just as much noise getting out of the chair as you do when you cum

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

When the thought of going out drinking until 4am makes you so tired you decide not to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax...

nothing wrong with looking in them to see your smile

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

...you've done all your deflossing on Thursday evening ready for the weekend, only to find ear hair has sprouted over night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get?

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You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start to write a post and then half way through you forget......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax...

you want to think about the good old days of Christmas past

when my music taste changes to country

them whiskers

those grey hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marvelling at the sharp creases in the shirts that one has just ironed

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

You look in the mirror and see your dad looking back at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop

Now that's hilarious... Your old!! Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop

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or indeed forget what you walked into

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

your balls are down to your knees

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop

that made me spit out ny horlicks onto my slippers

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

When you realise once a day is the most I can achieve (unless using the magic blue pill)??

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the noises you used to make in bed are now the noises you make while getting out of bed. "

Oh that made me laugh

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

You are banishing the grey hair more frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When getting to or off your knees sounds like bubble wrap.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"When getting to or off your knees sounds like bubble wrap.

When you're curious about which part of you will crack next.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get?

)

You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

When the bus driver looks so young you wonder if he's actually joyriding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get?

)

You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

When the bus driver looks so young you wonder if he's actually joyriding

Pmsl

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