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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.

“Santa please stay she says”

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”

So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.

So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any others?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

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"So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.

“Santa please stay she says”

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”

So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.

So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”

I like lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

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why does Santa always come down the chimney? He knows better than to try the back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.

“Santa please stay she says”

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”

So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.

So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.

“Santa please stay” she says

“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”

You know he doesn’t exist don’t ya?... that lady is suffering from schizophrenia!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are snowmen cowards?

Snowballs

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