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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flirt

.and does it get you anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus intently on the guy’s mouth and subtlety lick my lips. Works every time...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I flutter my eyelashes and adopt a stance like Minnie Mouse....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Flirt? What strange concept is this then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull on their pigtails.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?"

Innit. I don't/can't flirt.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt

.and does it get you anywhere

Whenever I see a paramedic I feign injury to add to their workload.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?

Innit. I don't/can't flirt. "

Not just me then, thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

D."

Come on. Details please...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?

Innit. I don't/can't flirt.

Not just me then, thank goodness

Nope. It's a very alien concept to me. Maybe one day in 2020 I'll try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?

Innit. I don't/can't flirt.

Not just me then, thank goodness

Nope. It's a very alien concept to me. Maybe one day in 2020 I'll try it."

Hmm. I believe your boobs do the flirting for you...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Compliments and try be funny .. gets me no where but I’m a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them I love them

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A sense of humour works, laugh them into bed.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

Come on. Details please...

If I tell you, I would have to kill you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?

Innit. I don't/can't flirt.

Not just me then, thank goodness

Nope. It's a very alien concept to me. Maybe one day in 2020 I'll try it.

Hmm. I believe your boobs do the flirting for you...

Agreed

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Trade secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do subtlety so have no idea how to flirt.

If I fancy someone, I’ll just come straight out and say it and ask if they fancy a shag

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) I'm useless at flirting and I've never been able to pick up on when someone's flirting with me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I just be my usual cheerful, charming, adorable, funny self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Lou) I'm useless at flirting and I've never been able to pick up on when someone's flirting with me

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waving a gun around seems to work

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I've tried flirting but failed miserably. Practice makes perfect.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It's all in the eyes

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Act disinterested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the eyes linger for a little, then look away and grin. It never works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waving a gun around seems to work

I must try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sense of humour works, laugh them into bed."

This.. I’m as dry as Gandhi’s feet unless I’m having a laugh and a joke. Probably a bit too cheeky sometimes. And it doesn’t always work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

Come on. Details please...

If I tell you, I would have to kill you

D."

Spill. I’d happily take you on in a one to one and win. Grew up with brothers so know how to fight dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show them how virile I am by performing endless star jumps....not let me down so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t need to flirt as All the women come to me and simply ask for a fuck. A lot of women hate beating about the Bush.

And in fact a few don’t like beating about their boobs either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t need to flirt as All the women come to me and simply ask for a fuck. A lot of women hate beating about the Bush.

And in fact a few don’t like beating about their boobs either.

I wish to be like you one day..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Make them laugh. They either friend zone you or take you to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Lou) I'm useless at flirting and I've never been able to pick up on when someone's flirting with me

I've been like this all my life until this year when I noticed lots of people flirting with me...I'm not even sure what changed!

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Stand on table/chair, rip open top and shout " I am man..hear me roar".

Then apologize profusely to all the shocked residents of the care home

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

Come on. Details please...

If I tell you, I would have to kill you

Spill. I’d happily take you on in a one to one and win. Grew up with brothers so know how to fight dirty.

I grew up with big sisters who knew how to fight dirty! So I know how to run very fast

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Flirt

.and does it get you anywhere

I'm just me.. I will make up something ridiculous. Insist on calling her Jeff. Then she will start snorting gin out of her nose then BOOM. She's naked.

Never underestimate a man who is self deprecating and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t need to flirt as All the women come to me and simply ask for a fuck. A lot of women hate beating about the Bush.

And in fact a few don’t like beating about their boobs either.

I wish to be like you one day..

Youre 24 so you have plenty of time to be like me.

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By *enstepMan
over a year ago

newcastle

A light bit of pisstaking. Dangerous game to play mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run my fingers through my bald patch.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Pull some mistletoe out and give them the come here and picket up look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt

.and does it get you anywhere

I’m a shit flirt. So no.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm shit at flirting. Dont bother anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shit at flirting. Dont bother anymore."

*high five*

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Flirt

.and does it get you anywhere

I (Luke) just like tell ladies that they are beautiful and/or lovely in whatever way when I genuinely mean it.

Sometimes she appreciates it, sometimes it starts a conversation or two, sometimes she either dorsn't notice or acknowledge it or she's completely indifferent. I don't think I've ever been told straight just to naff off.

I've had at least two of those out with posters on this thread.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) I'm useless at flirting and I've never been able to pick up on when someone's flirting with me

I've been like this all my life until this year when I noticed lots of people flirting with me...I'm not even sure what changed! "

Im useless at 'reading the signs' I just think people are being friendly

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) I'm useless at flirting and I've never been able to pick up on when someone's flirting with me

Same

Can be a bit embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this flirting thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget to mail back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up a pint, wink then fall through the open bar hatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shit at flirting. Dont bother anymore."

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently me just being me is seen as flirting. So all I have to do is breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waving a gun around seems to work

I must try this

She could be shooting at me and I still think she's lovely.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm shit at flirting. Dont bother anymore.

*high five*"

*fist bump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer them a feel of my thighs or arse

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

With a club... and no.. not really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just be myself. If a conversation becomes interesting to both then all fine and dandy.

A tip for those who often ask why they never get anywhere on here

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can't flirt, I'm terrible at it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I lick one of my eyeballs. Works like a charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kninda do it without meaning too.. im terrible.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Suck on my lollipop

but don’t think flirting is required that much in Fabland

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

Eye contact. Then look at their mouth and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?"

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I run my fingers through my bald patch. "

Now that’s hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lick one of my eyeballs. Works like a charm "

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I lick one of my eyeballs. Works like a charm "

Classic!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I can't flirt, I'm terrible at it. "

I can confirm this is false

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kninda do it without meaning too.. im terrible. "

Flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip naked and say "take me" works everytime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick up a pint, wink then fall through the open bar hatch

I do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?"

is that flirting, or foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't flirt on here. I think too much about what to write. In the real world I love to flirt. I do it in different ways but it usually involves humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

is that flirting, or foreplay

Both and neither..its a hollow promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I flutter my eyelashes and adopt a stance like Minnie Mouse...."

You taking the mickey

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?"

Angelic, you can flirt with me anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at their eyes then their mouth then their chuff box x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

is that flirting, or foreplay

Both and neither..its a hollow promise

I never promised any anything you arent my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

Angelic, you can flirt with me anytime. "

Nice peen

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

Angelic, you can flirt with me anytime.

Nice peen"

Are you flirting with me Angelic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

is that flirting, or foreplay

Both and neither..its a hollow promise

I never promised any anything you arent my type

Your not the ex-wife by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

is that flirting, or foreplay

Both and neither..its a hollow promise

I never promised any anything you arent my type

Your not the ex-wife by any chance?

No, that’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is whispering 'I'm going to suck your cock' flirting?

is that flirting, or foreplay

Both and neither..its a hollow promise

I never promised any anything you arent my type

Your not the ex-wife by any chance?

No, that’s me

Fuck that must of been one hell of a diet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remove my trousers

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I don't flirt

It gets me everywhere...

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Eye contact sets the tone for me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Flashing my anus or insulting them.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually piss all around to mark my territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't know how to intentionally flirt with someone. Tried a few times but fail epically and just end up getting embarrassed

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

D."

Oh you smooth talker D.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually don't know how to intentionally flirt with someone. Tried a few times but fail epically and just end up getting embarrassed "

I think the key word is intentionally. If it's right the flirting would come out naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure which is my favourite....

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.....

Oh you smooth talker D.!"

Haha classic ! Hope you find her alive

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I don’t flirt but I do have ‘aura’ - apparently it’s as good as flirting but I throw in the odd eyelash flutter for good measure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently i look like pure filth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently i look like pure filth lol"

That's not a flirt..its a statement of fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently i look like pure filth lol

That's not a flirt..its a statement of fact

Lol.. I flirt outrageously, i love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently i look like pure filth lol

That's not a flirt..its a statement of fact

Lol.. I flirt outrageously, i love it

Women are always better flirts than men..hurumph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently i look like pure filth lol

That's not a flirt..its a statement of fact

Lol.. I flirt outrageously, i love it

Women are always better flirts than men..hurumph!

Hmm face to face its in the eyes, smile and angle of the body.. Some men are very good at it... A level if charisma perhaps... Usually mirroring what is happening in front of you is a great place to start.. If that fails, go for emoticons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently i look like pure filth lol

That's not a flirt..its a statement of fact

Lol.. I flirt outrageously, i love it

Women are always better flirts than men..hurumph!

You can use emoticons face to face.. I know your good, but blimey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use emoticons face to face.. I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirt? What strange concept is this then?"

you know

we are at the fab bar and you say to me

'Do I cum here often'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use emoticons face to face.. I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

Sorry, response was delayed by fluttering emoticons.. Now I'm distracted,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

Sorry, response was delayed by fluttering emoticons.. Now I'm distracted,

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

Sorry, response was delayed by fluttering emoticons.. Now I'm distracted,

Who said that

Stop... I can't read your profile while your fluttering! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

Sorry, response was delayed by fluttering emoticons.. Now I'm distracted,

Who said that

Stop... I can't read your profile while your fluttering! Lol "

Oh.. You can read... Wow, that is so cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your good, but blimey!

I can see its working

Sorry, response was delayed by fluttering emoticons.. Now I'm distracted,

Who said that

Stop... I can't read your profile while your fluttering! Lol

Oh.. You can read... Wow, that is so cool

Yep me is proper growed up

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