FabSwingers.com forum: Worst club meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the back of the worst meet thread.

What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a club?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Not really any bad experiences. Apart from occasionally feeling like just another towel wanker, which I dislike intensely.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not had any bad experiences at any clubs x

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far we've been very lucky in the club's. Nothing bad as such just the usual people not taking no as an answer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was speaking to a couple all night when all of a sudden they locked themselves in a private room.

I had to climb over the false room to find out what was going on

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I was speaking to a couple all night when all of a sudden they locked themselves in a private room.

I had to climb over the false room to find out what was going on "

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

"So far we've been very lucky in the club's. Nothing bad as such just the usual people not taking no as an answer x"

It was meeting this really weird couple I think there name was the wife and him

lol

Molly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was with my ex fb and we was playing in a room..he was fucking me from behind when suddenly this extra 'uninvited hand grabbed me fanny!!! My poor fb was always on high guard after tht lol

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

quite a few guys wanking over me at the office swing club bristol and one of them spunked into my eyes, bloody hell it stung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far we've been very lucky in the club's. Nothing bad as such just the usual people not taking no as an answer x

It was meeting this really weird couple I think there name was the wife and him

lol

Molly

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Ok then. The weirdest thing in a club was when the husband was rushed by the female half of the above couple. He didn't stand a chance the poor guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall...."

Wow the cheek of some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall...."

What was the outcome x

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My first club meet wasnt great. It was at a MILF afternoon event. I met an ex forumite there. She was by far the hottest girl in the club. We were on a bed and this guy practically knees me in the ribs while I was going down on her, reaching over me to grab her while wanking. As it was my first time I was a bit shocked. We moved to a private area, and 4 guys walked in... took 3 attempts to get them out.

I was put off for ages attending another club.

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"I was speaking to a couple all night when all of a sudden they locked themselves in a private room.

I had to climb over the false room to find out what was going on "

Pahahaha

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall....

What was the outcome x"

I shouted rather loudly , which drew attention, he then got booted

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I got asked to leave because I went as a couple and the guy wanted to leave. I was still dancing in my underwear with 2 jot hot women having a great time. Now I know the club rules it wouldn't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall....

What was the outcome x

I shouted rather loudly , which drew attention, he then got booted"

Some people are unbelievable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only ever been to a club once, both myself and the last j went with did it because we wanted each other and had nowhere to go.

All round it was a good experience. We took a dip in the hot tub then to a room.

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By *xpertiMan
over a year ago

The Dales

Worst in some ways...

Had been having a good play and demonstration session with my now former partner at Quest in their dungeon room. The little rope barrier up and another couple at the other end of the dungeon. A female barges her way in though the usual gathered crowd of single males staggering to the other end of the room and started just observing what the other couple were doing.

I had just put down a flogger and invited our friend to try some of our toys, partner consenting. D*unken woman then stumbled from the other end of the room and picked up two floggers, uninvited and my then partner not consenting. She started viciously lashing faster than I could get to her to drag her away.

I then gave my partner a bit of aftercare, checked her over before taking my place on the cross. My partner and our friend were taking it in turns using our assortment of floggers when our d*unken moron returned and tried the same thing again with me.

It's safe to say after her aweful behaviour she was immediately escorted to the changing room and told to leave.

Proof that it's not just single males that ruin the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended up sucking a blokes toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended up sucking a blokes toe"

Could of been worse.........or maybe not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the back of the worst meet thread.

What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a club? "

Dunno if it counts or not, but once took a V pill to help things along shall we say, that didn't seem to take effect ( not instantly anyways) ended up taking another.. And ended up having an erection permanently for maybe 2 days....

Only awkward when I didn't want it, ie returning back to work.. Lol

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

We have a lot of horror stories and funny stories but a lot of them just come from people being rude.

Most recent ones were a guy completely ignoring the fact I am a human with a voice.

He stood talking to beast about me, in front of my face but never acknowledged me more than looking my body up and down while while telling beast I was pretty. Do I play? Do I play with single guys? Fingers crossed il play later. I was sat there gobsmacked like dude I'm RIGHT FUCKING HERE!

Also had a guy ask to touch while beast and I were having sex. I politely declined and his reply, 'but just touch?'. We heard the question clearly the first time, what part of 'no thank you' was confusing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the back of the worst meet thread.

What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a club?

Only awkward when I didn't want it, ie returning back to work.. Lol

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By *ucilleWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

"My first club meet wasnt great. It was at a MILF afternoon event. I met an ex forumite there. She was by far the hottest girl in the club. We were on a bed and this guy practically knees me in the ribs while I was going down on her, reaching over me to grab her while wanking. As it was my first time I was a bit shocked. We moved to a private area, and 4 guys walked in... took 3 attempts to get them out.

I was put off for ages attending another club."

Yikes!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"We have a lot of horror stories and funny stories but a lot of them just come from people being rude.

Most recent ones were a guy completely ignoring the fact I am a human with a voice.

I went Quest last week was my first time in a club there was this guy always talking and he couldn't go away, was so anoying but other members they realized and they told him to go away . Was a very intimidating experience, some people can't not understand what NO means . NO MEANS NO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ended up sucking a blokes toe"

Eww that would put me off for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ended up sucking a blokes toe

Eww that would put me off for life

Haven't been allowed back in the club since

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By *inkswithpanCouple
over a year ago

lough

We have had a few to be honest, guess the one that sticks in the mind most is...

We met a 'lovely' couple in the hot tub, all agreed to move to a bed in the playroom. Things going fine, the couples are playing with there own partners but he keeps trying to push the lady closer to D. We would tell she was not really into that and as a whole not really enjoying it with her partner. We were just about to call time on it when the guy stands up and does no more than faint to the floor in a packed room. Can still see it now, but we got him some water and looked after the lady. 30 mins later he found us again and asked to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a lot of horror stories and funny stories but a lot of them just come from people being rude.

Most recent ones were a guy completely ignoring the fact I am a human with a voice.

Very similar experience in a northern club. Walking past a crowd of people in my underwear and a guy grabs my waist and starts telling Wolf ‘I love her (me) ink’ and asks ‘does she play with single guys’ whilst not even looking at my partner but staring at my chest.

Wolf’s reply was priceless - put my missus down or you won’t be able to play with anyone ever again you cheeky c*nt

I’d cocked my fist back to punch him in the face too. Bar staff saw it and threw him out straight away

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I once had a guy pester me all night, id said no several times, upon locking ourselves in a private room he then proceeded to climb over the false wall...."

bloody hell, he was keen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the back of the worst meet thread.

What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a club? "

Female squirted in my face and reeked of pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite a few guys wanking over me at the office swing club bristol and one of them spunked into my eyes, bloody hell it stung

Oh I know all about pink eye! Fuck me did that sting when my partner came on my face. I normally keep my eyes shut, but we were filming it for a private porn clip we were doing as part of a Roleplay and I wanted to really put on a show like the porn stars do. We got the shot! And it is a hot clip to witness but oh my eyes stung for 2 hours after!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When a man and wife had an argument after playing in a room with myself and another couple.

There really is no room for jealousy within swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was enjoying myself in the cinema at Chams when an extremely d*unk lady fell up the step and chucked a pint of lager all over me

That cooled my enthusiasm!!

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

we were playing with a couple on a bed i had four fingers up her and suddenly she says to her partner "i thought we wasnt going to play" and clumped him in the face i felt a bit like the punch and judy man

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

"So far we've been very lucky in the club's. Nothing bad as such just the usual people not taking no as an answer x

It was meeting this really weird couple I think there name was the wife and him

lol

Molly

Ok then. The weirdest thing in a club was when the husband was rushed by the female half of the above couple. He didn't stand a chance the poor guy

Now that is just wrong, who would do that?

Molly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really any bad experiences. Apart from occasionally feeling like just another towel wanker, which I dislike intensely. "

Vine, then don't wear a towel through the towel in. At Eurekas you can it's a naturist club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my boxers at chams in a cinema orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading all these sounds grim

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Not really any bad experiences. Apart from occasionally feeling like just another towel wanker, which I dislike intensely.

Vine, then don't wear a towel through the towel in. At Eurekas you can it's a naturist club

I suspect you still get groups of men wandering round after women even without towels

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Not really had any particularly bad experiences at clubs.

Though last time hubby and I went to Quest, a chap got touchy without asking. Lets just say that the tongue lashing I gave him reduced his erection somewhat

I should point out that, we have been to clubs many times and the vast majority of people are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a lady to Partners a few years ago, as she wanted to see what it was like. Neither of us knew beforehand there was going to be a couple of minibuses outside and a horde of super-thirsty twentysomething boys following her around leering at her and getting in our space. Wrong night. We left and went to Cupid's instead, which was much more civilised.

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I took a lady to Cupids some years ago. She was d*unk when I picked her up, but insisted in going. She dived into the jacuzzi in her clothes, so the manager made her get out. We were then in the group room when some fella dragged her off into a private room. She emerged half an hour later and slapped me round the face because "I'd let her go off with a P*ki". By this time I was fed up with the whole evening so I drove her home. When we got back to her place she threw up inside my car. Never again!

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