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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

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Not my fault she cares about me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

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Oh dear, how embarrassing! Why would she call every 5 minutes and why the hell wouldn’t he put it on silent and enjoy the company?! Mad!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

Oh dear, how embarrassing! Why would she call every 5 minutes and why the hell wouldn’t he put it on silent and enjoy the company?! Mad!! "

I know.....and I had to wait til next day to bugger off.......

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The one I decided not to keep! It just had disaster written all over it and I would have drowned him in whatever he was drinking anyway.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

Not my fault she cares about me! "

You bloody wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One who did not respect pre agreed boundaries....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

Not my fault she cares about me!

You bloody wait! "

I still am..hold on, onto phone to mum, she says "hi" btw

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By *andA7985Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

Hubby went and met a lady who had a dog. Said dog kept jumping on the bed whilst getting down to it and farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One who did not respect pre agreed boundaries...."

Yeah, sorry about that, blur_ed lines and all that. Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've yet to have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there was this one time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One who did not respect pre agreed boundaries....

Yeah, sorry about that, blur_ed lines and all that. Lol"

Believe me it is not something to joke about, it was humiliating and police involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've yet to have one "

Let's meet! Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol "

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life "

Deal...it'll have to involve foreplay tho to cover that amount of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy clearly didn't know how to play with a lady rubbed my clit so hard it swelled and bruised I kicked him out and blocked him

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life

Deal...it'll have to involve foreplay tho to cover that amount of time "

I'd expect nothing less!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life

Deal...it'll have to involve foreplay tho to cover that amount of time

I'd expect nothing less!! "

Or more... I wouldn't want to push boat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life

Deal...it'll have to involve foreplay tho to cover that amount of time

I'd expect nothing less!!

Or more... I wouldn't want to push boat out "

Cant be wearing you out....even 6 minutes will be far too much for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person i met was 7 or 8 stone heavier than the photo they sent.

I dont mind rugby build chaps is my preference. But blatant lie.. not as if could hide behind his lie.. i listened to his story n all reasons i understood ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've yet to have one

Let's meet! Lol

Only if you promise to give me the worst 5 seconds of my life

Deal...it'll have to involve foreplay tho to cover that amount of time

I'd expect nothing less!!

Or more... I wouldn't want to push boat out

Cant be wearing you out....even 6 minutes will be far too much for you "

6 minutes? Thought you wanted a worst meet!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

He showed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years. "

Hugs to you. Been there and hate to think of anyone else going through it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years. "

That’s awful x love and hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years. "

At times I can show compassion. I'm dreadfully sorry that you suffe_ed at the hands of someone who clearly is no gentleman. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously wasn't a fan of being stretched by girth and didn't enjoy blowjobs so had to just use fingers. All night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a social meet. After a couple of glasses of wine she got emotional and all the drama unfolded. She was looking for a shoulder to cry on. It was the worst couple of hrs of my life!

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By *xpertiMan
over a year ago

The Dales

Back when I was part of a couple, guy comes in, starts touching my then partner, taking a rather smaller than advertised phallus. Abruptly stops, tucks himself away. "I've left my condoms in the car" almost six years on and the guy is still nowhere to be seen.

Think his glove box may have been Narnia...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined I had a very very spontaneous meet. He ended up grabbing my throat and not letting go during sex. He kind of zoned out. Found out after that he’d literally just got back from a year away in the Army and he was suffering with PTSD. I had to go to hospital as the swelling and bruising was so bad! Always get to know someone first now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first joined I had a very very spontaneous meet. He ended up grabbing my throat and not letting go during sex. He kind of zoned out. Found out after that he’d literally just got back from a year away in the Army and he was suffering with PTSD. I had to go to hospital as the swelling and bruising was so bad! Always get to know someone first now! "

Wow. That is scary. I had met a few women spontaneously, mostly social in the first few weeks. I had a good run apart from a couple. One of them was a strong feminist and she was referring to all the problems in the world was caused by men, and as a man I had to take responsibility for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a house nice enough female.....got a drink thank you....but the two dogs didn’t stop barking! I’m a big animal lover but come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a house nice enough female.....got a drink thank you....but the two dogs didn’t stop barking! I’m a big animal lover but come on! "

Did you go to meet the female or the dogs? A bit confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've yet to have one "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy who couldnt get hard with Mr in the room, started to blame the condom, kept going to the fridge to get the vodka (d*unk almost the whole bottle). Mr went to the toilet and this guy grabbed the Mrs neck until she was blue and then proceeded to crush his cock violently with her feet (we made it very clear touch her feet and you're out). He also admitted to carrying a knuckle duster for defence.

When we told him not to bother coming back he was hassling Mrs for weeks trying to get her to go round his place on her own

Keep safe people, you really don't know who you're meeting

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Mine was with a guy I had met a few times. I had to threaten to call the police to make him leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meets haven’t been too bad ... there was one man who was rather ‘shady’

It can be after the event that you see true personalities come out.

Jealousy is rife

Irony is

Hypocrisy is

I’m still gorgeous though, for a wrinkly old spinster

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By *aveed74Man
over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years.

At times I can show compassion. I'm dreadfully sorry that you suffe_ed at the hands of someone who clearly is no gentleman. xx"

What he said! X

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By *eamgreen30Couple
over a year ago

stroud

Oh god it’s soooo embarassing! We were meeting a lovely young couple we’d previously had fun with at their place. I was super psyched to go knowing we always have a great time with them and then for no reason what so ever I have a massive anxiety attack

I’m talking heart palpitations, uncontrollable crying, snot the lot. Needless to say there was no sexy fun to be had because of it and it was super awkward for the rest of the night (we stayed over). Luckily they’re so nice and totally understood. It could have gone very differently lol and we plan to see them again thankfully.

S x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Back when I was part of a couple, guy comes in, starts touching my then partner, taking a rather smaller than advertised phallus. Abruptly stops, tucks himself away. "I've left my condoms in the car" almost six years on and the guy is still nowhere to be seen.

Think his glove box may have been Narnia... "

He's perhaps still trying to find micro-condoms that will fit him

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By *xpertiMan
over a year ago

The Dales


"Back when I was part of a couple, guy comes in, starts touching my then partner, taking a rather smaller than advertised phallus. Abruptly stops, tucks himself away. "I've left my condoms in the car" almost six years on and the guy is still nowhere to be seen.

Think his glove box may have been Narnia...

He's perhaps still trying to find micro-condoms that will fit him"
No way, you can Amazon prime that shite now.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Early on in my fab days, I was invited over by a lady..

Turned out she was wheelchair bound (never mentioned) and had a variety of other ailments which meant she had a hospital type bed in her living room. Her pictures were in no way recent.

Oh, and she was a enthusiastic amateur taxidermist for a hobby. Seeing various animal parts in buckets of suspect liquids throughout the living room was... interesting?

Stayed for a cuppa while listening to her family woes.. then legged it.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I got a “nervous tummy” and i couldn’t find a public toilet anywhere! The panic was real. I had to stop and ask where the nearest toilet was in a town i’m not that familiar with, park the car, run for a parking ticket, run back to the car (practically touching cloth at this point - thank god i have good arse clenching muscles!) and then leg it to the toilet. I was in a right flap!

I had to text him whilst on the loo as i was now late and told him to wait for me. I then got lost looking for him

Found him eventually. We went on to meet for over a year.

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Too many to choose from. Some of the highlights:

The guy who was nicely d*unk in the hotel bar, but who insisted on downing the rest of the bottle of wine before leaving, and was totally shitfaced by the time we got back to my room. He shoved a finger up me even though I warned him I hadn't prepa_ed, and decided to wipe the results on the duvet cover. He was falling asleep, so I managed to get him more or less dressed (shoe but no sock on one foot, sock but no shoe on the other) and bundled him out of the door. I found his underpants the following morning.

The guy who didn't reveal he was a recovering alcoholic until I was picking him up from the station, and didn't reveal that he'd just come out of prison for a burglary where he threatened violence, until he was sitting on my sofa. (I installed outdoor CCTV a few days later.)

The guy I'd met once before (who seemed lovely) so I offe_ed him the chance to spend a night in my hotel room at Sparkle, who literally pissed his pants on the way back to the room, jumped on me on the bed while sopping wet, and was going to change and go back out again without showering. He guilt tripped me into believing it was as genuine medical problem, and that I'd be a horrible person if I sent him packing. As the day/night went on, it became increasingly obvious that he had a drink problem, and severe behavioural problems that went with it.

I can laugh about all of these now. Though the second one's still a bit scary.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"One who did not respect pre agreed boundaries...."

Not cool at all! Then the decent men wonder why women are cagey, with repulsive individuals about

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years. "

I hope you get over it much stronger for it, I'm sorry x

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I once got nervous I wouldn't last long so I bought performance condoms with numbing gel.

After oral, put the condom on but didn't wait for the gel to kick in, ente_ed her and blew very soon after and couldn't get hard again as the gel kicked in

Lesson learnt!

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By *rumpet and ScouseCouple
over a year ago

Chorley

Met some guy when I was on my single profile, he was nothing like his pictures and was more interested in people seeing him on cam... I booted him out and blocked him lol

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I once got nervous I wouldn't last long so I bought performance condoms with numbing gel.

After oral, put the condom on but didn't wait for the gel to kick in, ente_ed her and blew very soon after and couldn't get hard again as the gel kicked in

Lesson learnt! "

Sorry I really shouldn’t laugh. But ......

You are a star for admitting this. Also passing on some very good advice.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Worst ever I ended up with a black eye.

Lesson learnt.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Walked into their home which stunk of wet dog, then they kept popping into their kitchen and coming out buzzed. Last time they walked in I walked out....cya freak.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I once got nervous I wouldn't last long so I bought performance condoms with numbing gel.

After oral, put the condom on but didn't wait for the gel to kick in, ente_ed her and blew very soon after and couldn't get hard again as the gel kicked in

Lesson learnt!

Sorry I really shouldn’t laugh. But ......

You are a star for admitting this. Also passing on some very good advice. "

Haha laugh away, glad to have brought a smile to your face

If a guy can't laugh at himself he's very small in my books.

The advice would definitely be, if you're going to use anything with numbing gel in, wait 5 mins or so for it to kick in! Haha

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Worst ever I ended up with a black eye.

Lesson learnt. "

Lesson being? Was he crazy or you attempted some wild sex position??

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that."

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone not liking the word no or stop

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Someone not liking the word no or stop"

Too many of them around

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I have nothing to add..

Just checking I'm not mentioned in dispatched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

Has to be when they turn up scruffy body odour, garlic breath I feckn cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off "

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off "

Oh you reminded me of another lol...

Had a lovely meet with a girl I knew was a swinger but didn't go into every detail with her obviously. Took a hotel room, good few hours of fun, drove her home.

As she got out the car I asked if she has plans for the week. 'yeh 2 meets arranged'

Killed the whole meet in my mind there and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His mum on the fne every 5 mins..

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Right, right "mum"

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"I once got nervous I wouldn't last long so I bought performance condoms with numbing gel.

After oral, put the condom on but didn't wait for the gel to kick in, ente_ed her and blew very soon after and couldn't get hard again as the gel kicked in

Lesson learnt!

Sorry I really shouldn’t laugh. But ......

You are a star for admitting this. Also passing on some very good advice. "

very honest of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget "

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

Worst meet... This year was the ones who had a breath to feckn die of... Brush your feckn teeth please nothing worse than kissing a garlic breath and that's about all of mine so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that!!!!!

My wife is off to Blighty in jan and we were thinking of her playing alone but you crazy kids have put me right off of that idea and I thank you for that!!

Tony

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Worst meet I had oddly at the time seemed to go really well, a nice social, he was what I thought to be a really nice decent fella, and we stayed in touch.

About 2 years later I started getting harassed on fab by a guy basically saying he knew who I was where I worked, he was obviously getting off on making me feel like I was being stalked.

To cut a long story short the harasser turned out to be the person who I thought was my friend. Just goes to show all these people who say they are genuine and decent are sometimes far from it.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol "

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Worst meet I had oddly at the time seemed to go really well, a nice social, he was what I thought to be a really nice decent fella, and we stayed in touch.

About 2 years later I started getting harassed on fab by a guy basically saying he knew who I was where I worked, he was obviously getting off on making me feel like I was being stalked.

To cut a long story short the harasser turned out to be the person who I thought was my friend. Just goes to show all these people who say they are genuine and decent are sometimes far from it."

That's actually totally crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was a social meet. After a couple of glasses of wine she got emotional and all the drama unfolded. She was looking for a shoulder to cry on. It was the worst couple of hrs of my life! "

Hence I don't drink booze on a meet

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By *parky-kentMan
over a year ago

Strood

I had been chatting to a lady from here on kik for a few days and all seemed quite normal, we arranged a meet at a hotel near her. she had a partner who didnt live with her but would be joining us at the hotel for the fun. I arrived at the hotel and gave her a call. She said she wasnt ready yet so to come to hers to pick her up. So I arrived at her place again all seemed normal, she said her partner was running late so we went for dinner at a local pub. Again all normal, she kept saying how lovely i was. She did neck quite a few proseccos. So we went back to hers where she proceeded to spend the rest of the night messaging her partner who then said he wasnt coming. She then reveals that she is on her period and not playing. So at that point i made my excuses and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady "

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long "

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

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over a year ago


"We had a guy who couldnt get hard with Mr in the room, started to blame the condom, kept going to the fridge to get the vodka (d*unk almost the whole bottle). Mr went to the toilet and this guy grabbed the Mrs neck until she was blue and then proceeded to crush his cock violently with her feet (we made it very clear touch her feet and you're out). He also admitted to carrying a knuckle duster for defence.

When we told him not to bother coming back he was hassling Mrs for weeks trying to get her to go round his place on her own

Keep safe people, you really don't know who you're meeting "

That's awful

Love n hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow! "

I been on a few over the years where the mobile gets more attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow! "

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here"

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here""

Were you that bad company??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here"

Were you that bad company?? "

Only time i check my phone is if im on call but i always make them aware im on call and may need to answer.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No show" is my Worst.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


""No show" is my Worst."

Not cool. Hope you hadn't invested a lot of time and money...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was pretty pissed went for a wee and you know when your foreskin sort of rests over your pee hole and you don't realise and it goes everywhere?

Needless to say my trousers were cove_ed and my date shortly vacated

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sympathies and hugs to all who have had really bad or traumatising experiences.

Mine are more comedic:

On a dating site, a guy who didn't think to mention his dwarfism until he walked into the pub.

On a hookup site, a guy who wanted bareback so pretended not to understand how a condom worked and pinged two of them across the bedroom before I called a halt to things (he was in his 50s, if he couldn't figure out how a condom worked by then, there's no hope for him figuring out a clitoris).

On a dating site, a guy who ranted at me over dinner about how were all just pawns in a massive government conspiracy, we're all being controlled by mind-altering drugs that are somehow being sprayed from airplanes (couldn't get my head around that one) and how the only option was to have as many kids as possible but bring them up off the grid.

Otherwise just the run of the mill "I don't believe in deodorant" types, people who like to give out 20 year old photos or guys who are a stranger to a toothbrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here""

How rude

No some guys have no respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here"

Were you that bad company?? "

Now it's getting rude admin

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Dont know about worst meet but had a meet where the guy kept asking is this ok or is this enough for you total buzz kill and the turn on turned off

Yeah this too Op

Is this good. Does it make you feel good half way through fucking

I think some have been sex less for so long they forget

He was nice but complete turn off when your going at it and wasnt a great kisser pecking is no fun I want full on passion tongues and all lol

Good kissing can be the most memorable part of a meet, it's mentally so intimate.

Many guys don't naturally realise that confidence in what they're doing and leadership is a huge part of the turn on for a lady

Yet they confess they are good at kissing and sex and some have been on their mobile all night long

Even checking your mobile during a meet is rude wow!

Maybee they were checking fab to make an update. " get me out of here"

Were you that bad company??

Now it's getting rude admin"

I was asking him not you, in response to his rude reply to you!!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I arrived at the house, she opened the door - erm.... double checked the address, looked at her again, questioned if she was ?????, without blinking said yes & come on in.... I checked the house number again, made my apologies and left.

It transpires that she had been using photos from about 20 years ago and was inc_edibly talented with filters - was completely shocked with the difference between photo & real life.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Sympathies and hugs to all who have had really bad or traumatising experiences.

Mine are more comedic:

On a dating site, a guy who didn't think to mention his dwarfism until he walked into the pub.

On a hookup site, a guy who wanted bareback so pretended not to understand how a condom worked and pinged two of them across the bedroom before I called a halt to things (he was in his 50s, if he couldn't figure out how a condom worked by then, there's no hope for him figuring out a clitoris).

On a dating site, a guy who ranted at me over dinner about how were all just pawns in a massive government conspiracy, we're all being controlled by mind-altering drugs that are somehow being sprayed from airplanes (couldn't get my head around that one) and how the only option was to have as many kids as possible but bring them up off the grid.

Otherwise just the run of the mill "I don't believe in deodorant" types, people who like to give out 20 year old photos or guys who are a stranger to a toothbrush."

You need a fair quota of sympathy too omg

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"

You need a fair quota of sympathy too omg "

What can I say? I have very low standards yet still consistently choose to see guys who fail to meet them!

Let's not even talk about the guy who played candy crush saga in bed while I had the biggest noisiest vibrator I own hard at work because watching a woman wank was a fantasy of his...

In fairness, that entire meet makes for one of my favourite long and rambling stories to tell over a couple of drinks, so it's not all bad.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"

You need a fair quota of sympathy too omg

What can I say? I have very low standards yet still consistently choose to see guys who fail to meet them!

Let's not even talk about the guy who played candy crush saga in bed while I had the biggest noisiest vibrator I own hard at work because watching a woman wank was a fantasy of his...

In fairness, that entire meet makes for one of my favourite long and rambling stories to tell over a couple of drinks, so it's not all bad. "

We really should get a drink sometime.

Theres a new game on my phone I want to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably knocking on my door...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We have been very lucky! Never had a bad experience, only got fantastic positive memories so far

D.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Not really a bad experiance but had 2 guys who couldnt perform ,nerves etc i suppose ,just a bit of a let down so to speak ,did worry it was us but it happens i know

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich

Guy looked nothing like pic answe_ed door in boxer with a drink orde_ed me around like I was his bitch don’t think so made my skin crawl see you later

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich


"He violated my consent - did something that I had previously made very clear was off limits.

It traumatised me so much that I am still fearful of meeting, after over two years. "

That’s awful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel quite lucky after reading that lot, I haven't had a bad meet yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was pretty pissed went for a wee and you know when your foreskin sort of rests over your pee hole and you don't realise and it goes everywhere?

Needless to say my trousers were cove_ed and my date shortly vacated"

Has noone really never experienced this ?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I was pretty pissed went for a wee and you know when your foreskin sort of rests over your pee hole and you don't realise and it goes everywhere?

Needless to say my trousers were cove_ed and my date shortly vacated

Has noone really never experienced this ?"

You went on a meet pissed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was pretty pissed went for a wee and you know when your foreskin sort of rests over your pee hole and you don't realise and it goes everywhere?

Needless to say my trousers were cove_ed and my date shortly vacated

Has noone really never experienced this ?

You went on a meet pissed!"

I'm more on about pissing over yourself but no we were having food and drinking

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By *DNandLookingMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Not really a "worst" meet but defo one that brings back memorise. Arranged for a guy to come over for a mfm but couldn't contact him a few hours before the planned meet, on Fab or on his phone, so thought he wasn't coming and arranged for another guy to come over instead...obviously they BOTH arrived within 5 mins of each other...i was mortified, for about 5 mins lol....meh, it was a good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

The other guy in the couple we met and the Mrs just clashed personalities immediately, was the worst thing ever with them taking digs at each other. We all made our excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be driving an hour (2 hours there and back) to meet a couple only for them to stop responding when I got there.

Waste of my time and money!

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By *DNandLookingMan
over a year ago

London

Jeez there's some nightmares here, but the pee spray is, well, a bit funny (and yes it's happened to me just not socially thank God).

Outside of people saying they will turn up and then not, been lucky so far I guess lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?

The other guy in the couple we met and the Mrs just clashed personalities immediately, was the worst thing ever with them taking digs at each other. We all made our excuses and left "

Argh, that sounds frustrating! You can be as attractive as you like but if you don’t connect mentally... bye bye.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"

You need a fair quota of sympathy too omg

What can I say? I have very low standards yet still consistently choose to see guys who fail to meet them!

Let's not even talk about the guy who played candy crush saga in bed while I had the biggest noisiest vibrator I own hard at work because watching a woman wank was a fantasy of his...

In fairness, that entire meet makes for one of my favourite long and rambling stories to tell over a couple of drinks, so it's not all bad. "

I’m sure the words ‘tasty’ and delicious’ were used in proper context

Millie

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"

You need a fair quota of sympathy too omg

What can I say? I have very low standards yet still consistently choose to see guys who fail to meet them!

Let's not even talk about the guy who played candy crush saga in bed while I had the biggest noisiest vibrator I own hard at work because watching a woman wank was a fantasy of his...

In fairness, that entire meet makes for one of my favourite long and rambling stories to tell over a couple of drinks, so it's not all bad.

I’m sure the words ‘tasty’ and delicious’ were used in proper context

Millie"

I figu_ed that was all the encouragement I was going to get, so I worked with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a house nice enough female.....got a drink thank you....but the two dogs didn’t stop barking! I’m a big animal lover but come on!

Did you go to meet the female or the dogs? A bit confused! "
Wish I would of took some biscuits

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Worst ever I ended up with a black eye.

Lesson learnt.

Lesson being? Was he crazy or you attempted some wild sex position?? "

He was violent. Lesson was safety first.

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

Realising it was mainly the husbands idea to meet(of couple) and them completely falling out whilst in my house.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Worst ever I ended up with a black eye.

Lesson learnt.

Lesson being? Was he crazy or you attempted some wild sex position??

He was violent. Lesson was safety first."

Ouch, literally. So sorry, that's terrible!

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

I went to a club with a then fwb, we ended up in a room with a couple. I was at it with the other lady going good guns but the other bloke couldn't get it up. Had to Cut the whole thing short.

Also met a girl and her female friend for 3some was going great until they started arguing about the dynamics of the meet and one girl punched the other. I left lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol "

I thought the same!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol

I thought the same!"

Sorry to disappoint. That would have been weird. It was my first ‘date’ after leaving a long term marriage. The whole world of online dating was new to me and exciting. She was becoming hysterical.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol

I thought the same!

Sorry to disappoint. That would have been weird. It was my first ‘date’ after leaving a long term marriage. The whole world of online dating was new to me and exciting. She was becoming hysterical. "

Was the tea any good?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol

I thought the same!

Sorry to disappoint. That would have been weird. It was my first ‘date’ after leaving a long term marriage. The whole world of online dating was new to me and exciting. She was becoming hysterical.

Was the tea any good?"

Not bad thanks.

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North


"So what’s the worst thing to happen to you on a meet?"

Travelling over 2 hours for a much anticipated meet. Started off fabulously, good company, good sex, lots of laughs. While I was there, I decided to upgrade my laptop which we went together to purchase. The following day, she berates for not buying her weekly shop for her and her 2 kids. Throughout the weekend, i paid towards meals and going out but she expected me to pay for her weekly family shop which came to almost £100, which turned a fabulous meet into one of my worst meets.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

My worst was probably last year for my birthday. I'd had a social previously with him and we got on great , fantastic chemistry. Booked a room and I turned up on time. He was obviously very nervous so we just chilled and chatted. Tried to get a bit sexy and help him relax but he was just wi_ed. Anyway I went home after a couple of hours without any sex at all, waste of a hotel room and time. Following day he messaged to say he had had a fantastic time and wanted to do it again

I politely declined before blocking him !

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

At a club with my partner, swapped with a couple... all was going well until she proceeded to deep throat my man to the point she gagged and vomited on him. Suffice to say the mood was completely killed and we made a sharp exit. I made him shower about 5 times before I let him in the bed that night.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Not from FAB but POF. My first ever meeting from online dating in fact. She invited me to hers which I quickly learnt is not usual .

We had a cup of tea and she started telling me how rotten all men are and that she’s had enough of the whole dating thing. I was a bit thrown and just let her carry on. She went on that men never appreciated just what a catch she is. She then told me how proud of her breasts she was, me still just listening not really showing great interest, she then insisted on showing me her boobs ( not bad by the way) and took off her top and bra. So, still drinking my tea, she is parading around cupping her breasts.

She then insisted on seeing my cock, so kneeling in front she unbuttoned my jeans pulled me out and started licking / sucking. I’ve risen to the occasion and as it had been a while I came pretty quickly. She then went berserk telling me how dirty I was and how I’d led her on and taken advantage, how I was as bad as the rest of them and just wanted her for one thing only. Crying and shouting at me.

I was glad to get out. Always insisted on meeting for a coffee or drink with all other meets after that.

I was sure you were going to say she got her cock out lol

I thought the same!"

We have the same twisted mind it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first meet. Complete mismatch but I learned from it and now i get to know the guy beforehand. Think I just got caught up with the fanasty of nsa fun but my reality was very different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet. Complete mismatch but I learned from it and now i get to know the guy beforehand. Think I just got caught up with the fanasty of nsa fun but my reality was very different "

I think there’s a lot to be said about this. The compatibility of a sexual partner has to be there, for me. Otherwise, I might as well be putting myself in warm apple pie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had too many to mention over the years on here. And I still get it wrong.

Worst ever probably a hotel meet where he asked me to put on his ex's pink latex catsuit that was 4 sizes too small, embarrassing. Then he opened a bag of toys, gags, ropes, sca_ed me to bloody death. He was swigging JD and very d*unk and to top all that started snorting stuff. I left sharpish. He lied about height, fake pics and he was absolutely minging.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I've had too many to mention over the years on here. And I still get it wrong.

Worst ever probably a hotel meet where he asked me to put on his ex's pink latex catsuit that was 4 sizes too small, embarrassing. Then he opened a bag of toys, gags, ropes, sca_ed me to bloody death. He was swigging JD and very d*unk and to top all that started snorting stuff. I left sharpish. He lied about height, fake pics and he was absolutely minging. "

But apart from those minor things.. was ok?

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