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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spat my tea out reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first? "

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

spat my tea out reading this "

Crazy Ini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. Get the popcorn

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Maybe profiles are not pointless afterall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Try a different aftershave OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe profiles are not pointless afterall."

You no like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first "

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

P"
thats what i thought wasnt the issue she wouldnt put out? Thats why he was here hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The giraffes look happy.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"The giraffes look happy."

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta say, I thought I was a funny fucker.. But this guy leaves me flat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago "

Well perhaps people have good memories and don't really want to be your next gf when they know you were on here behind your last ones back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago

Well perhaps people have good memories and don't really want to be your next gf when they know you were on here behind your last ones back?

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because I'm back on FAB. Once I leave again you'll be awash with offers from FAB ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its because I'm back on FAB. Once I leave again you'll be awash with offers from FAB ladies

Monkey just piss off you hunky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago

Well perhaps people have good memories and don't really want to be your next gf when they know you were on here behind your last ones back?

Maybe

No woman on here is good enough to lick your shoes, let alone be your girlfriend.

Set your standards higher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago

Well perhaps people have good memories and don't really want to be your next gf when they know you were on here behind your last ones back?

Maybe

No woman on here is good enough to lick your shoes, let alone be your girlfriend.

Set your standards higher

Miss innocent come on now I appreciate how stunning I am but it's the inside that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided I want a gf too

No suziki! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coulda sworn you hard a gf when you started using the forums?

I did like 2 months ago

Well perhaps people have good memories and don't really want to be your next gf when they know you were on here behind your last ones back?

Maybe

No woman on here is good enough to lick your shoes, let alone be your girlfriend.

Set your standards higher

Miss innocent come on now I appreciate how stunning I am but it's the inside that counts "

You can see the inside of many arseholes and foofs on here

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Decided I want a gf too

No suziki! Lol"

When you learn to spell......fck off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decided I want a gf too

No suziki! Lol

When you learn to spell......fck off...

I was talking about the other suziki!! She's a munter! Sheesh! Lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Decided I want a gf too

No suziki! Lol

When you learn to spell......fck off...

I was talking about the other suziki!! She's a munter! Sheesh! Lol "

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The giraffes look happy."

Perhaps a header like “hung like a giraffe” will get them queueing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere "

You can't say things like that and break the poor guys heart in one swift blow... I feel his pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

You can't say things like that and break the poor guys heart in one swift blow... I feel his pain!

He seems very confident and moves on swiftly, he will forget about me and go on to get a much more worthy girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere "

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

You can't say things like that and break the poor guys heart in one swift blow... I feel his pain!

He seems very confident and moves on swiftly, he will forget about me and go on to get a much more worthy girlfriend "

Be honest, your put of by long distance relationships not working... Im sure he'd move for your lurve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The giraffes look happy.

Perhaps a header like “hung like a giraffe” will get them queueing "

dad joke of the century genuinely creased well played sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating"

Sometimes you can just be TOO handsome

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

You can't say things like that and break the poor guys heart in one swift blow... I feel his pain!

He seems very confident and moves on swiftly, he will forget about me and go on to get a much more worthy girlfriend "

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

Not quite sure I'm worth the giraffe picture in all honesty

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

Not quite sure I'm worth the giraffe picture in all honesty "

Consider it a top up for simply not being quite good enough for the OP....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating

Sometimes you can just be TOO handsome "

I'm cursed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

Not quite sure I'm worth the giraffe picture in all honesty "

I was going to offer a dolphin sexually harrasing a scuba diver but you've blown Mr Gorgeous off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

Your profile says.

Profiles are pointless.

Also you say you dont mail first.

Women here are inundated with messages everyday. How would you catch their eye?

Lastly although you do have a public face pic (which i dont i admit) its not very clear and you look like you are yawning.

Update your profile.

Put up a better pic.

Mail womem first.

That is my advice for you.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

Not quite sure I'm worth the giraffe picture in all honesty

Consider it a top up for simply not being quite good enough for the OP...."

A consolation prize? I'll take it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you s88x and I’ll even buy you a bang tidy giraffe picture as a token of my true commitment to you

Not quite sure I'm worth the giraffe picture in all honesty

I was going to offer a dolphin sexually harrasing a scuba diver but you've blown Mr Gorgeous off

Choked on my drink then

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating"

Maybe it's karma for you have rejected others begging to be your gf so many times before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Fuck off... Let him swim without armbands like the rest of us! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Your profile says.

Profiles are pointless.

Also you say you dont mail first.

Women here are inundated with messages everyday. How would you catch their eye?

Lastly although you do have a public face pic (which i dont i admit) its not very clear and you look like you are yawning.

Update your profile.

Put up a better pic.

Mail womem first.

That is my advice for you.

Good luck"

Thanks double D. I was actually chewing toffee penny and the other points seem to be ok to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Absolutely creasing over this thread

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

He,s funny I'll give him that...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating

Sometimes you can just be TOO handsome

I'm cursed"

PM'd you my mum's number fella.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Great. Now I’ve got You’re Gorgeous by Babybird stuck in my head. They recorded that for the OP btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He,s funny I'll give him that..."

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook"

Well it works for me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

The women here just don't realise you're a God among mere mortals.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

I was going to message you OP but I have a giraffe allergy!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

Would my stormtrooper uniform fit him??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

The women here just don't realise you're a God among mere mortals. "

I realise, just know that I am not enough for such a man.

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By *luey manMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I managed to shed a tear for the OP

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

I was going to message you OP but I have a giraffe allergy!"

You’re having a giraffe, aintcha??

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

Would my stormtrooper uniform fit him??"

I think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

Would my stormtrooper uniform fit him??

I think so

Sparkles can't you borrow the outfit... Lets have star wars role play

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

Would my stormtrooper uniform fit him??

I think so

He'll definitely get laid it that.

Ladies like a guy in uniform lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating

Sometimes you can just be TOO handsome

I'm cursed

PM'd you my mum's number fella.

Ledge cd just dropped her a cheeky message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Fingers crossed

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

Awww poor OP.

We should all help him get a meet.

Surely there's one lady that likes him? Isn't there???

He could be a nice guy.

Unfortunately not cg

I'll have a word with a few of my ladies. Maybe one of them will meet you.

No promises.

Or we could just dress you up

Would my stormtrooper uniform fit him??

I think so

Sparkles can't you borrow the outfit... Lets have star wars role play

You have an unfair advantage....your lightsabre is bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Maybe me and you should get together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

It takes time chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Hi, I am looking for a boyfriend, but equally will not mail first. It appears we are at a stale mate.

Also I feel as though you may be too good for me, ergo I will go look elsewhere

Can we see a recurring theme here? I knew it would be something to do with my looks being intimidating

Sometimes you can just be TOO handsome

I'm cursed

PM'd you my mum's number fella.

Ledge cd just dropped her a cheeky message"

Good choice! CD’s are the best women!! You’ll love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op i just showed u hoe its done on the seduction thread your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

The women here just don't realise you're a God among mere mortals. "

Keeley me and you on the same page shame your taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

Difficult not to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

It takes time chill"

3 weeks mate how much longer could it possibly take I'm here giving 100% commitment and effort

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

The women here just don't realise you're a God among mere mortals.

Keeley me and you on the same page shame your taken

Wait, I'm taken? Since when? How do I not know about this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

Difficult not to!

It works for some guys too tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op i just showed u hoe its done on the seduction thread your welcome

Have a gander now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

Difficult not to!

It works for some guys too tho

I've tried, it really don't. Lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Obviously they're intimidated by your looks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

Difficult not to!

It works for some guys too tho

I've tried, it really don't. Lol"

Depends on the guy I guess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're scared off by your splendour. Try mailing them first?

Venus I love you

also I never mail first

Good plan. Messaging those ungrateful beatches is such a waste of effort.

Just sit back and await the offers of clunge.

I'm glad we have same outlook

Well it works for me

Your a woman.. Of course it works

You spotted that, huh?

Difficult not to!

It works for some guys too tho

I've tried, it really don't. Lol

Depends on the guy I guess x"

I'm quite reserved with a fragile intellect (bullshit I hear)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously they're intimidated by your looks OP."

Thanks Lacey about the 5th to say this now no coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you are some man for just one man.

I bow to you, sir.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

If I put giraffes in my profile pic will the ladies beat down my door? Please say you will....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks Chris unfortunately only loving I'm getting is off men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Chris unfortunately only loving I'm getting is off men

Men give good loving too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I put giraffes in my profile pic will the ladies beat down my door? Please say you will....

You think they are only beating down his door because of a picture background?

Delusional Boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Chris unfortunately only loving I'm getting is off men

Men give good loving too

Have been contemplating turning tbh

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much "

I don't see a gf in sight ????

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????"

She's creeping up behind you.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????"

I had my first meet in less than an hour !!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????

I had my first meet in less than an hour !!"

Lucky man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????

I had my first meet in less than an hour !!

Lucky man

Not as lucky as me, I'm getting 5 seconds of solid entertainment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????

I had my first meet in less than an hour !!"

Teach me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"This is the best thread ever OP thank you so much

I don't see a gf in sight ????

I had my first meet in less than an hour !!

Lucky man

Not as lucky as me, I'm getting 5 seconds of solid entertainment

Dont you forget it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the lads on here getting more luck than me shock

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

You're too perfect, it's intimidating...try adding a dick pic taken over a toilet, or featuring a Lynx can/Sky remote, just to make you seem more real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the lads on here getting more luck than me shock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're too perfect, it's intimidating...try adding a dick pic taken over a toilet, or featuring a Lynx can/Sky remote, just to make you seem more real"

Genie great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you need a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the club dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Tis a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask myself the same question.. I am a delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf "

If only you were willing to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you need a puppy

You know what I want midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ask myself the same question.. I am a delight

Let's be friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth am I single. Been on here like 3 weeks not a sniff of a meet or a gf

If only you were willing to share

Is that my prob ??

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Yuri I think I love you

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Hey at last the giraffe pulled!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Hey at last the giraffe pulled! "

Safe sex though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Giraffe getting more action than me FFS

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Giraffe getting more action than me FFS "

Mmmm I wonder why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffe getting more action than me FFS

Mmmm I wonder why

So do I

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Giraffe getting more action than me FFS

Mmmm I wonder why

So do I "

I don’t want to be cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffe getting more action than me FFS

Mmmm I wonder why

So do I

I don’t want to be cruel "

I can take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Join the club dude"

sorry I find it hard to believe you're getting dry patches

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

*shrugs*

Perhaps the manner in which you come across is putting the women off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Perhaps the manner in which you come across is putting the women off?"

What manner I'm kind and thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Perhaps the manner in which you come across is putting the women off?"

Wow a joiner I see as you have an uncanny ability to hit the nail on the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you reek of desperation with your threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spat my tea out reading this "

And me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you reek of desperation with your threads "

This OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're too perfect, it's intimidating...try adding a dick pic taken over a toilet, or featuring a Lynx can/Sky remote, just to make you seem more real"

Got to love the triers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a different aftershave OP

Yes, not Lynx though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Perhaps the manner in which you come across is putting the women off?

Wow a joiner I see as you have an uncanny ability to hit the nail on the head.

What's wrong with my manner ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you reek of desperation with your threads "

Desperation? What's desperate about a daily thread trying to find out why people don't want to be my wife?. It's called effort and dedication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you reek of desperation with your threads

Desperation? What's desperate about a daily thread trying to find out why people don't want to be my wife?. It's called effort and dedication"

If you don’t get it then I can’t spell it out any other way your coming across desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you reek of desperation with your threads

Desperation? What's desperate about a daily thread trying to find out why people don't want to be my wife?. It's called effort and dedication

If you don’t get it then I can’t spell it out any other way your coming across desperate "

I disagree I just think woman can't handle the efforts and time I put into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely creasing over this thread

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely creasing over this thread

Very nice

Can the OP straighten your creases lol

He sure sounds like he needs a good ironing out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation."

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how long are you going to date the lucky lady before you propose op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. Do you know howmany single men there is on fab. And you expect a meet in 4 weeks without messaging them. If your dispondent now you wait till you do message first. Sorry opp but this is fab. Put some effort in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky "

Shouldn't people be picky then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you reek of desperation with your threads

Desperation? What's desperate about a daily thread trying to find out why people don't want to be my wife?. It's called effort and dedication

If you don’t get it then I can’t spell it out any other way your coming across desperate

I disagree I just think woman can't handle the efforts and time I put into them "

Ha ha ha. Sorry to laugh opp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how long are you going to date the lucky lady before you propose op"

20 minutes, then 3 conversations a day complaining that she isn't pregnant after not having sex with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how long are you going to date the lucky lady before you propose op

20 minutes, then 3 conversations a day complaining that she isn't pregnant after not having sex with her"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?"

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how long are you going to date the lucky lady before you propose op"

I'm open to no dating in the first place

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Can't wait for the 'How pt. II' thread fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus. Do you know howmany single men there is on fab. And you expect a meet in 4 weeks without messaging them. If your dispondent now you wait till you do message first. Sorry opp but this is fab. Put some effort in"

These single men are not Mr.gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me"

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for the 'How pt. II' thread fella"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky? "

Yes of course I'm very picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is the season of miracles !

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky "

Dude, it's a swingers site. Only a tiny proportion of users want somebody to marry, gees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you have to wait as everyone.be polite .ive been here for a while aswell but hope is the last one to die..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can't wait for the 'How pt. II' thread fella"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it is the season of miracles ! "
yeah its christmas lol..

Love this quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky?

Yes of course I'm very picky"

Then why be unhappy women are picky surely you don't have double standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re too good for everyone mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky?

Yes of course I'm very picky

Then why be unhappy women are picky surely you don't have double standards! "

I'm not unhappy woman are picky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re too good for everyone mate "

Thanks ql

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky?

Yes of course I'm very picky

Then why be unhappy women are picky surely you don't have double standards!

I'm not unhappy woman are picky "

Then whats your problem you can not mail people they can not mail you and everyone is happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sensing some sexual tension

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also stop asking for dm's from the women, that does smack of desperation.

How is DMs desperate? So now wanting to get to know them personally is desperate. FFS never gonna find a wife if the woman are this picky

Shouldn't people be picky then?

I don't think asking then to DM me should put them off me

I am not disputing that I was asking if you think people shouldn't be picky?

Yes of course I'm very picky

Then why be unhappy women are picky surely you don't have double standards!

I'm not unhappy woman are picky

Then whats your problem you can not mail people they can not mail you and everyone is happy. "

My problem is I'm still single Georgia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sensing some sexual tension "

Massively

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Wow what a catch! Alas I never message first so Que Sera Sera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear....it seems I'm not the only one with a good memory around here - thank goodness.....

This is driving me insane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow what a catch! Alas I never message first so Que Sera Sera

Think we'd be perfect together too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear....it seems I'm not the only one with a good memory around here - thank goodness.....

This is driving me insane. "

Does that mean you're interested

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By *ragon66Man
over a year ago

Pwllheli

This does Great reading on a cold wet afternoon lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This does Great reading on a cold wet afternoon lol "

Sound the alarm just got wetter in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear....it seems I'm not the only one with a good memory around here - thank goodness.....

This is driving me insane.

Does that mean you're interested"

Ermmm...no. I think I'd rather try watersports - and I don't mean water skiing... Sorry not sorry. TBH, I'm just tired of seeing you change your tune every two minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear....it seems I'm not the only one with a good memory around here - thank goodness.....

This is driving me insane.

Does that mean you're interested

Ermmm...no. I think I'd rather try watersports - and I don't mean water skiing... Sorry not sorry. TBH, I'm just tired of seeing you change your tune every two minutes. "

Sorry to of offended you hopefully we can get married in the future

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