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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To whom do I actually post this joke to then?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The MANAGER

DCFC

Pride Park

Dear Sir

About our team .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depth limit for recreational divers - 12 metres

Depth limit for experienced divers - 18 metres

Depth at which nitrogen bubbles develop in your blood - 30 metres

Scuba diving world record - 137 metres

Depth my £14.99 watch will operate up to - 500 metres

Cheers Casio, that's a relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife was enjoying her bath when she opened her eyes to see me standing over her.

"steve " she said, "please pull the plug out for me, will you?"

"No!" I replied.

"Come on," she said, "don't be so silly, just pull the plug out."

"No," I said again.

"Well at least put the toaster down so we can talk" she said.

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Michigan near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

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By *ady n the trampCouple
over a year ago

Chudleigh


"Just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Michigan near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in."
funny as f**k lol

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