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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

city

94% of men lie about their penis size! are you one of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I have a little Dick and its pathetic...and I don't get laid much

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

no.. it really is 15 inches long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one size fit all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even sure what size I am! Never measured and I make no claims, it's just "suck it and see"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh those FAB inches strike again

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Ohhhh those FAB inches strike again"

Inches ... . I've been quoting metric,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot what the FAB SI unit is for cock size at the moment, Is it a sky remote or a can of

I'm a solid fun size can

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I forgot what the FAB SI unit is for cock size at the moment, Is it a sky remote or a can of

I'm a solid fun size can "

Don't forget the up and cumming red bull can with its subconscious message that the cocks owner has wings!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot what the FAB SI unit is for cock size at the moment, Is it a sky remote or a can of

I'm a solid fun size can

Don't forget the up and cumming red bull can with its subconscious message that the cocks owner has wings!!!! "

I do drink a lot of Monster Energy drink from the 1pint cans.....a case of the sub concious message seriously disappointing the recipient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"94% of men lie about their penis size! are you one of them? "

I don't. I also don't know exactly how big it is - believe it or not, I've never measured it ... I mean what's the point - it is what it is - nothing I can do about it; but I sure as hell know what to do with it

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."

After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says

"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."

After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says

"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."

After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says

"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."

"

see, the builder didn't give her a firm quote after all...!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."

After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says

"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."

see, the builder didn't give her a firm quote after all...! "

No I did'nt

sorry, he did'nt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size don't matter as long as it fits in your mouth alls good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say touch it and it might grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah no need to lie about it haha, if its not 12inches ya just need to learn to fuck like it is 12 inches and you will be fine

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am one of the 94% as sure i have underestimated its size

or that the ruler wasnt calibrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im average but never had any complaints lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size the man describes his cock is proportionate to the ability his Mrs has to park the car...

If men tell them their cocks are 8 inches when its really only 4 how the fuck can we expect them to judge distances!!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"The size the man describes his cock is proportionate to the ability his Mrs has to park the car...

If men tell them their cocks are 8 inches when its really only 4 how the fuck can we expect them to judge distances!!!"

Lol I like your style.

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