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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was chatting with a lady today who met a man for coffee in Costa and he turned up with a bin bag full of sex toys.

It made me laugh and got me thinking what stories could you all share with us here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she fuck him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy dropped me on a coffee table once

Don’t pick up fat girls if you ain’t been putting in time at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once nearly walked into a drug deal by the river and watched someone get robbed in Leeds city centre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did she fuck him?"

No she decided he wasn't for her after the social

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy dropped me on a coffee table once

Don’t pick up fat girls if you ain’t been putting in time at the gym "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I had a social where the lady went to shake my hand afterwards.

And thought it went well. Lol

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well "

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a bird who wasn't attracted to me was crazy

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat "

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat "

Sounds like the same bloke lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts "

Crikey. Did you have to write it down for him to take the hint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not fab but I met a lady for coffee and when we were sipping our coffee, her phone rang and the bloke asked to talk to me I then said hello and he shouted down the phone..

"Fuck the coffee mate, put your cock in that sluts mouth and make her milk it"

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts

Crikey. Did you have to write it down for him to take the hint? "

The drink came to an abrupt end. He was annoyed because he had a sex filled weekend planned in his head, and he genuinely couldn't grasp why I was saying no.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts

Crikey. Did you have to write it down for him to take the hint?

The drink came to an abrupt end. He was annoyed because he had a sex filled weekend planned in his head, and he genuinely couldn't grasp why I was saying no."

Blimey. It wasn't like you'd changed your mind (which should've been enough).

He was pre-warned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts

Crikey. Did you have to write it down for him to take the hint?

The drink came to an abrupt end. He was annoyed because he had a sex filled weekend planned in his head, and he genuinely couldn't grasp why I was saying no."

How dare you have a social drink and no sex

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A social is a social.

No an interview for a sex filled weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said."

In his mind, he already had the tip in

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

In his mind, he already had the tip in "

I know, his imagination had got out if control. He had mentioned he had the weekend free and nothing to do during prior messaging. I never discussed that I was working, I just clarified a social was just a drink, there would be no going back to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

In his mind, he already had the tip in

I know, his imagination had got out if control. He had mentioned he had the weekend free and nothing to do during prior messaging. I never discussed that I was working, I just clarified a social was just a drink, there would be no going back to mine. "

So did he end the social abruptly or did you?

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

In his mind, he already had the tip in

I know, his imagination had got out if control. He had mentioned he had the weekend free and nothing to do during prior messaging. I never discussed that I was working, I just clarified a social was just a drink, there would be no going back to mine.

So did he end the social abruptly or did you? "

Me, he was pushing and exasperated that he couldn't come back to mine. He genuinely couldn't see things from my perspective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

In his mind, he already had the tip in

I know, his imagination had got out if control. He had mentioned he had the weekend free and nothing to do during prior messaging. I never discussed that I was working, I just clarified a social was just a drink, there would be no going back to mine.

So did he end the social abruptly or did you?

Me, he was pushing and exasperated that he couldn't come back to mine. He genuinely couldn't see things from my perspective."

He even had his bag packed what a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting with a lady today who met a man for coffee in Costa and he turned up with a bin bag full of sex toys.

It made me laugh and got me thinking what stories could you all share with us here? "

People will buy anything on eBay these days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s step son once came round when I was at a couples house just for a minute to pick something up not exactly funny at the time haha I was upstairs so he never knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I met a man for a social drink. I emphasised that a social would never be anything but a drink. It was a Friday evening, and he excitedly told me he had his weekend bag ready in the car in case the social went well

So you sent him packing.

Lol.

I'll get me coat

It was a long time ago. I explained I was working 12 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday. That's all right he said, I'll keep the bed warm for you. He couldn't grasp that not only was I not going to leave a total stranger in my house all weekend, nor was I looking for sex filled nights between 12 hour shifts "

Scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy for a coffee who appeared to have no volume control nor understanding of appropriate conversations to have in public. He kept trying to turn everything sexual and asked some very awkward questions.

I didn't stay long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was frustrated, I get that. He had built himself up for days thinking about it. He just couldn't grasp why I was not inviting a complete stranger into my home for the weekend. But that's what this social was for he said.

In his mind, he already had the tip in

I know, his imagination had got out if control. He had mentioned he had the weekend free and nothing to do during prior messaging. I never discussed that I was working, I just clarified a social was just a drink, there would be no going back to mine.

So did he end the social abruptly or did you?

Me, he was pushing and exasperated that he couldn't come back to mine. He genuinely couldn't see things from my perspective."

That's unreal to me. Firstly to ignore what you initially said is bad enough but to get told no and just keep pushing... What's wrong with people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The deja vu socials

Where you both realise you have met before

Many years before the dawn of fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I met a guy for a coffee who appeared to have no volume control nor understanding of appropriate conversations to have in public. He kept trying to turn everything sexual and asked some very awkward questions.

I didn't stay long. "

ARE WE HAVING SEX OR WHAT

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