FabSwingers.com forum: Just how keen is mustard?

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

That’s my contribution to today. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s my contribution to today. Mr. "

Fundamentalist level keen..

Mustard is packing.

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Very keen, it travels all the way up the back of your nostrils

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Very keen, it travels all the way up the back of your nostrils

I've had that before... Oh wait, that wasn't mustard

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"That’s my contribution to today. Mr.

Fundamentalist level keen..

Mustard is packing."

Packing? Where's it going?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

*something witty here*

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mustard is packing.

Packing? Where's it going?

Dijon

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Grey poupon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Grey poupon"

If you're jumping straight to the poupon, you are keen!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*something witty here*

Poor effort!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mustard is packing.

Packing? Where's it going?

Dijon"

BADOOM TSHHH

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Very keen, it travels all the way up the back of your nostrils

I've had that before... Oh wait, that wasn't mustard

Mrs TMN x"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

The 'mustard' I am aware of has a headache

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The 'mustard' I am aware of has a headache"

Not so keen then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is the best shag in town according to her friend who know the cousin of the woman he shagged behind Aldi that are not far away from sainsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coleman's made his money by what was left on the plate. So they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just asked my jar of mustard and it's saying nothing. I don't think it's terribly keen.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My mustard is keen. It gets screwed and spooned more often than I do.

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

English...Razor sharp!

Anything else has blunt edges!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s my contribution to today. Mr.

Fundamentalist level keen..

Mustard is packing.

Packing? Where's it going?

Mrs TMN x"

Packin' heat my dearest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustard is packing.

Packing? Where's it going?

Dijon"

None 'o that French stuff here thanks, good 'ole English stuff with a kick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mustard is keen. It gets screwed and spooned more often than I do. "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How daft is a brush?

Most brushes seem quite sensible to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How daft is a brush?

Most brushes seem quite sensible to me

How wet is rain?? Anyone??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How daft is a brush?

Most brushes seem quite sensible to me

How wet is rain?? Anyone?? "

Some rain is wetter than others.

Everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How daft is a brush?

Most brushes seem quite sensible to me

How wet is rain?? Anyone??

Some rain is wetter than others.

Everyone knows that

That fine rain that soaks you through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is the best shag in town according to her friend who know the cousin of the woman he shagged behind Aldi that are not far away from sainsbury "

Correct

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How daft is a brush?

Most brushes seem quite sensible to me

Now this is an excellent question! Toothbrush, hairbrush, nailbrush - all predictably dull. Not daft at all.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I've just asked my jar of mustard and it's saying nothing. I don't think it's terribly keen."

Maybe it's the strong and silent type?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My mustard is keen. It gets screwed and spooned more often than I do. "

Well played

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"That’s my contribution to today. Mr.

Fundamentalist level keen..

Mustard is packing.

Packing? Where's it going?

Mrs TMN x

Packin' heat my dearest.."

Ah! I do like a good kick in my mustard. Not a euphemism...

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