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You know you're getting old when????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

was thinking the same thing today when i spotted a pair of flats(strictley for dog walking)and thought oo they look comfy,the woman in the shop nearly had a heart attack, when i realised what i had thought and i screamed noooooo,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home "

you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying "

they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying

they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too"

FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel....

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

You go out and forget what you have gone out for so you go back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have names tattooed on ya in large print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home "

Then miss the bog and piss on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive nto a new ish housing estate and think you no what I really do remember when all this was just fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

Then miss the bog and piss on them!"

Or you piss on them and don't know it!

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

When you go to a shop and they call you madam.... At what age to you go from miss to madam lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you go to a shop and they call you madam.... At what age to you go from miss to madam lol"

Depends on what ya doing and how much you charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying

they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too

FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel.... "

and she leaves the oven turned on for 24 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

private are you talking to yourself on your own couples profile??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember when "hey mate, do you want some crack?" was a sexual proposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home

you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying

they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too

FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel....

and she leaves the oven turned on for 24 hrs "

Only at the main switch....saves ya ole back.bending foward in ya new slippers n turning it on....seee i always think about u ...

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND


"When you go to a shop and they call you madam.... At what age to you go from miss to madam lol

Depends on what ya doing and how much you charge "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"private are you talking to yourself on your own couples profile??? lol "

...... shhhhhhh another sign of old age ........ they forget who they are and who they are talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When being gay..does'nt meen your happy and flighty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya know yer gettin' old when bus drivers stop waiting when you run to catch the bus...bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"private are you talking to yourself on your own couples profile??? lol

...... shhhhhhh another sign of old age ........ they forget who they are and who they are talking to. "

I heard that pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when happy hour is a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you can remember the words to a song you not heard for years but cant remember why you went in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you sell your autographed first edition of the bible on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... you know you're old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead..... okay how many old fekkrs are trying that now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... you know you're old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead..... okay how many old fekkrs are trying that now? "

ok i just tried that... not sure why but now feel crappy that ive a fat forehead lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home "

When you are looking for your diary and find it quite by accident ...in the fridge...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

when you take time to do what you usedd to do all the time

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"when you take time to do what you usedd to do all the time "

and when you look so mean cos your jeans are so tight....;-) Remember "Oldest swinegr in town" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when your daughter talks historically about songs you know as memories.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

was once asked what it was like when dinosaurs were alive from a 5 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that I'm getting old cos I'm re-discovering my nymph like sex drive.... hahahahaha 53 tomorrow and can't get enough of my "fab" man. mmmmmmm

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

When you remember back when PC had only one meaning, and he'd clip you round the lughole if you cheeked him....

And the other day I was explaining where my mam's new flat was to an older friend and I said "You know, the new flats at the bottom of xxx street" and she said "You mean the ones they built back end of the 70's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number in your head ....... i dont get older i get better xxxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Age is just a number in your head ....... i dont get older i get better xxxx "
like a good wine... I like your statement - makes me feel better about my age

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

I always get excited to be honest for when I'm older to tell grand kids about what all my tattoos ment and what raves were like when I was younger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age is just a number in your head ....... i dont get older i get better xxxx like a good wine... I like your statement - makes me feel better about my age "
well the older i get the sexy i feel , so i never feel a number just me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass. I still get asked for ID when buying wine in the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass. I still get asked for ID when buying wine in the supermarket. "
weird i got asked at xmas , lol he said he just wish to chat to me ,

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"You know you're getting old when????"

You go to buy a ticket at a tourist attraction at the age of 52 and the young girl asks if you want "concessions"!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When a shop assistant of about 12 was trying to explain the difference between 3g an wifi and you left the shop rather than embarress yourself further

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"when you take time to do what you usedd to do all the time

and when you look so mean cos your jeans are so tight....;-) Remember "Oldest swinegr in town" ? "

guess thats why I don't wear jeans any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass. I still get asked for ID when buying wine in the supermarket. weird i got asked at xmas , lol he said he just wish to chat to me , "

...Chat to you, and look up your address on your driving licence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be old enough to know better, but I'm still young enough to do it!!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"You know you're getting old when????

You go to buy a ticket at a tourist attraction at the age of 52 and the young girl asks if you want "concessions"! "

A former workmate of mine caught onto this very quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you still look for the four star pump at the garage

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

you can " almost" live with out sex, but not your glasses.

and getting lucky means finding your car in the car park first time..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Managing to go all night now means sleeping through without having to get up for a pee or three

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By *ittle miss cock suckerWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

you know your getting old when you cant remeber how old you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I perv at gents young enough to be my son!

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By *ecky-booTV/TS
over a year ago

worthing

when.... you turn down the car stereo in built up areas.... actually is it still called a stereo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go upstairs for something but by time you got to top you have forgotten what for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start scoring well on radio 2's pop master !

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

You know you are getting old when you are watching some really hot porn and you think to yourself......"That looks a really comfy bed"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you are getting old when you deliver the baby of a baby you delivered 18 years ago

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