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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P"

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P"

I’m sure you look wonderful in a shirt

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Even better with your shirt off. Don't leave us and take those gorgeous tits away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P"

I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.

I still have a pulse

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Just be careful with those fairy lights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine. "

I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You can fuck off with this dieing shite .

You ain't going nowhere . If you die I'm quitting the forums forever .

you

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yeah...Thats it, you're done. Nice knowing you OP!

There's no fighting the bad juju once it sets in. I'll see if Brian Blessed is booked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P"

Stop attention seeking and just leave us in peace please

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

I’m sure you look wonderful in a shirt

"

Gotta wear one for work later.... I may have a final destination demise by salad bar electrocution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even better with your shirt off. Don't leave us and take those gorgeous tits away"

It's not my intention, but when the reaper comes calling....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.

I still have a pulse "

Shhhhh, I'm milking it they've not realised just yet

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.

I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted

"

Nope, I'm just not superstitious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be careful with those fairy lights. "

I ain't touching any. Fuck that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

But you're too amazing to leave us

Who will take the place of a potty mouthed, loveable miniature overthinker? It just won't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can fuck off with this dieing shite .

You ain't going nowhere . If you die I'm quitting the forums forever .

you "

I would too if I were you. It would be harrowing without me.

All those reminders of me and nobody to offer sage wisdom with a twist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah...Thats it, you're done. Nice knowing you OP!

There's no fighting the bad juju once it sets in. I'll see if Brian Blessed is booked up"

You remembered!

Book him Danno

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

Stop attention seeking and just leave us in peace please

Jeez "

I'll take an extra breath just to torture you with

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I wish I had petite woman at my window...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.

I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted

Nope, I'm just not superstitious "

Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you're too amazing to leave us

Who will take the place of a potty mouthed, loveable miniature overthinker? It just won't work."

Will be like Wallace and Grommit wearing the wrong trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish I had petite woman at my window... "

Forget that, I need the curse breaking

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.

I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted

Nope, I'm just not superstitious

Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner "

You're right, how could I be so naive. You will be sorely missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.

I still have a pulse

Shhhhh, I'm milking it they've not realised just yet "

Oops! My lips are sealed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me

P

Not your day today is it?

Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.

I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted

Nope, I'm just not superstitious

Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner

You're right, how could I be so naive. You will be sorely missed "

See! Even you believe it now. I knew it was true... aaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've just paid all my bills this morning too, what a fucking waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear it may be my last day today.

If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.

A bird at your window is meant to signify death.

1 magpie is for sorrow.

Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.

If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.

Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it

Hurry.....I'm fading fast

P

I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.

I still have a pulse

Shhhhh, I'm milking it they've not realised just yet

Oops! My lips are sealed! "

Nice one

*secret handshake and knowing tap on the nose*

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....

ooh squirrel

Erm where was I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....

ooh squirrel

Erm where was I? "

I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....

ooh squirrel

Erm where was I?

I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small "

There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never more"
said the raven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never moresaid the raven"

I'm doomed aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll be missed xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ll be missed xx"

No parting gifts? No poetry to express the glumness of my meeting my maker?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Are they gone yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....

ooh squirrel

Erm where was I?

I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small

There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it. "

Not to worry my love, for I am adapting one of my daughter's LOL dolls to craft a life-size replica as we speak...

B x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....

ooh squirrel

Erm where was I?

I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small

There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it.

Not to worry my love, for I am adapting one of my daughter's LOL dolls to craft a life-size replica as we speak...

B x"

I’ve got a left over Bertie Bassett and a Jelly baby from a Halloween treat pack. Any good?

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