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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
over a year ago

morecambe

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jill came down

with half a crown

and it wasnt for carrying water lol

Little miss Moffet sat on a toffet with her knickers all ripped tron now it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her

But little boy blue with his horn

lol

Come on what is your nursery rhymes lol

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny

Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, cos Jill was a pre-op tranny

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny

Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, cos Jill was a pre-op tranny

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny

Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, cos Jill was a pre-op tranny

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I always wanted the user name Bobo999. How did you manage to get it? Was it on eBay?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mary had a little dress

The side was split up high

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thigh

Mary had another dress

The split was up the front

But she never wore that one.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Jack was nimble

Jack was quick

But Jill preferred

The candle stick

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Jack was nimble

Jack was quick

But Jill preferred

The candle stick"

What's the word on the street?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck.

She put them in the garden

And told them not to touch each other.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Little miss buffet just reminds me of judge dred, aye yi ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little miss buffet just reminds me of judge dred, aye yi ya"

Wow. What a great pair of eyes!

Do I know you? You look very much like my next girlfriend!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Little miss buffet just reminds me of judge dred, aye yi ya

Wow. What a great pair of eyes!

Do I know you? You look very much like my next girlfriend!

Smooth haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the Gap Band oops upside your head they put rhymes in their songs

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun stupid Jill forgot her pill now they got a son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

The cat had a fiddle

Then he got locked up

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Georgie Porgie pudding ‘n pie,

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

he kissed them too,

cause he had caught the ghey

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Search YouTube

Andrew dice clay the evolution of dirty nursery ryhmes

You're welcome

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

"Mary had a little dress

The side was split up high

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thigh

Mary had another dress

The split was up the front

But she never wore that one.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mary had a BMX

The seat was back to front

And every time that Mary braked

The seat went up her cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To play hide and seek

Jill said if you can find me you can fuck my arse

If you can’t I’ll be in the shed

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Sing a song of intercourse

A fanny full of spunk

Four and twenty sperm cells

Swimming up her cunt

When the shag was over

The jizz began to flow

Wasn't that a lovely fuck

Let's have another go

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle

All over the bathroom mat

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And he piddled all over the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse had a 12" cock

The mouse struck one

And all the cats run

Hickory dickory dock

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Her clothes all tattered and torn

It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her

But Little Boy Blue and his horn

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mary had a little pig

She couldn't stop it grunting

She led it down the garden path

And kicked it's little cunt in

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

How does your garden grow?

"Fuck off, nosey cunt"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Hickory, dickory, dock,

This b*tch was sucking my cock

The clock struck two,

I dumped my goo,

And dropped her at the end of the block

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jill came down

with half a crown

and it wasnt for carrying water lol

Little miss Moffet sat on a toffet with her knickers all ripped tron now it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her

But little boy blue with his horn

lol

Come on what is your nursery rhymes lol

Judge Dredd?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Mary had a little lamb,

The midwife was astounded,

And everywhere Mary went,

Sheepish men looked dumbfounded.

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