FabSwingers.com forum: Most blatant lie you ever seen on here

By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago

PRESTON

Only asking as seen a profile here today saying they never been on this site before then continue to state last time they where here people stole there pictures just made us laugh and thought has anyone else caught little things like this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One "women" claimed that they were friends with the owner of the site and would have be banned if i didnt meet with a "male friend" of theres. Very believable if you ask me

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago

PRESTON

The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols "
woah woah woah nothing wrong with lies there entertainment once i lifted up a car with my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha athletic and 27 on profile in reality 53 with a beer belly and receading hairline

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I have seen a black cock on a white mans profile. Think they should go see a doctor about that. Or loosen their cock ring.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol"

(Ray) I'd have to go back 25 years to pull that lie off

To pull off a lie you need a very good memory

I can barely remember if I put kecks on in the morning

hence I cannot lie !

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich

Couples profiles and the wife is always at Asda’s lol or at work while hubby wanks away all day lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols woah woah woah nothing wrong with lies there entertainment once i lifted up a car with my cock"

Hang on I’ll get back to you, I’m just poking the fire with mine

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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago

PRESTON

"I have seen a black cock on a white mans profile. Think they should go see a doctor about that. Or loosen their cock ring. "

That or need a wash lol

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich

"I have seen a black cock on a white mans profile. Think they should go see a doctor about that. Or loosen their cock ring.

That or need a wash lol"

That made me spit my drink out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols woah woah woah nothing wrong with lies there entertainment once i lifted up a car with my cock

Hang on I’ll get back to you, I’m just poking the fire with mine

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thats better now im off to poor acid on my belly to trim the fat

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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago

PRESTON

"I have seen a black cock on a white mans profile. Think they should go see a doctor about that. Or loosen their cock ring.

That or need a wash lol

That made me spit my drink out lol"

I hope that's the only thing you spit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

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I'm sure they think Essex is in east midlands to.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Profile picture and they look great and then you ask for a new picture and then you get a picture of them looking 5 years older

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol"

We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst are the couples where the wifes always out and you only ever get to see pics of the husband live

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"The worst are the couples where the wifes always out and you only ever get to see pics of the husband live

We chatted to couples but strangely it was mainly the fella as the lady wasn't about hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a couple of years ago watching a woman on cam having a little play with herself..she finished and lit up a cigarette. I then looked at her profile which clearly said she was a non smoker who would not meet smokers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The non smoker who was fagging away in his pics and the one who insisted that the room in the pic was in the uk when it had American plug sockets....

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

That guy that was on here recently asking for profile advice that showed him with a massive black cock. Everyone could see from reverse image search that it was from a Kenyan porn site.

He then went away and made a new profile advice thread with a different big black cock pic that was also from the same Kenyan porn site! When people pointed this out he said his cock pic had been photo verified by admin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands

This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.

P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a white guy at a party who found it hysterical that his profile had a pic of a black guy's cock .... nowt so where as folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Single”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands

This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.

P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby

Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.

I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That guy that was on here recently asking for profile advice that showed him with a massive black cock. Everyone could see from reverse image search that it was from a Kenyan porn site.

Haaaaaaa I remember that!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Single....but married, there's a famous one that was outed and kicked off due to the fact ppl knew....bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a bunch of guys like that on kik as well

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands

This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.

P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby

Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.

I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia

Gotta love an Essex gal, do you speak like Denise van Outen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

I'm sure they think Essex is in east midlands to."

This is an ongoing cause of misery and frustration which Fab will not change - believe me, I've tried. Other people have tried. Nope. They refuse to change it. BUT ..Fab has an East Anglia chat room??? I've asked for an East Anglia area or to be included in the South East, but apparently no. Because according to Fab I live in the East Midlands .... urghhhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol

We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest"

Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.

I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile picture and they look great and then you ask for a new picture and then you get a picture of them looking 5 years older "

Only 5 years!! Our record was a couple in Norfolk who were a good 20 years older than their pics! Not a great meet ... but such is Fab!

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol

We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest

Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.

I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out "

I like that tactic.high 5

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

And they didn't look like them one bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.

I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile read 'lots of stamina and knows how to work a pussy'

Met once, I won't repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.

I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age."

I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands

This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.

P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby

Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.

I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia

Gotta love an Essex gal, do you speak like Denise van Outen?

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Better lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol

We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest

Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.

I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out "

There's a difference between telling white lies, i.e. I once met Andrew Ridgley on a surfboarding holiday in 1996, which no one can prove otherwise, or saying that they've got an Arnie physic and live in a mansion in the Alps with several mountain goats and a Lambourghini

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

I think you can class Colchester as East Mids.. it's certainly not East Angular

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.

I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age."

If I shave ma goatee off I get asked for id when I go to the pub

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..

I think you can class Colchester as East Mids.. it's certainly not East Angular "

Bugger off, what map are you looking at! Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire perhaps, but Essex doesn't even come close to the radar

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"The non smoker who was fagging away in his pics and the one who insisted that the room in the pic was in the uk when it had American plug sockets...."

And the ‘non smokers’ with veris thanking them for a ‘cheeky fag’.

The age thing: the time we met a couple who were younger than us by about 5 years on their profile, but when we met them at their’s (after a social), his birthday cards said ‘50’ - about 7 years older than on his profile. Ending up older than me! Then asked us for our ‘real’ ages.

Our ages are correct on our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy telling me how he remembered the winter of 1963 when according to his profile he hadn't been born for another three years. Also the 60 year old man who claimed he'd listed his age as 48 to "hide his identity"

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

So many poor women with injuries who would otherwise love to meet as a couple! But she'll graciously let he guy play alone. ??

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.

I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age.

I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's

Mid 30s tends to be the fake age of a few profiles.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ha ha athletic and 27 on profile in reality 53 with a beer belly and receading hairline"

And that's just the women

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not here but I had a guy insist he was 5' 12''

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A profile read 'lots of stamina and knows how to work a pussy'

Met once, I won't repeat

Satisfied for life by him and his 'work'

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

The "woman" who contacted me in the hope of having anal fun but who's photos were clearly shot in the USA and could be reverse searched to a modelling/porn site. Whey challenged "she" admitted being a he but was still desperate for me to play with his arse.

The usual men who say they're part of a couple but the wife is always out at work or working away from home... Funny how all the couple's pics are of a man wanking and either selfies or webcam pics.

The joys of ticking "bi-curious" on fab.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'Genuine'

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Age. The 40 somethings are the worst for it in my opinion

Safe sex - now that statement does make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "woman" who contacted me in the hope of having anal fun but who's photos were clearly shot in the USA and could be reverse searched to a modelling/porn site. Whey challenged "she" admitted being a he but was still desperate for me to play with his arse.

The usual men who say they're part of a couple but the wife is always out at work or working away from home... Funny how all the couple's pics are of a man wanking and either selfies or webcam pics.

The joys of ticking "bi-curious" on fab. "

Even if you have your profile as straight they will still try the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that makes us laugh is when people describe their body size as average when their photos clearly show them as bloody huge lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m a virgin

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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago

PRESTON

"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.

I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age.

I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's

Well I am 37 but due to having kids and stressful job I look like I'm nearly 50 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the wife has all the face pictures on her phone and she's at work" how many times have we heard that x

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