FabSwingers.com forum: Smart Meters

By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

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I've found a new level of OCD this afternoon.

Had the Smart Meter installed and by god.... I bloody knew hoovering was a pain in the arse, but expensive as well!!!

The washing machine piles on the wattage as well.....

If you need me, ill be sat here with a dirty floor, smelly clothes and in the dark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m doing the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it did it’s job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess it did it’s job

I bet you’re doing the same as us 2

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I also had one installed today! I've yet to examine the screen of tricks

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

It gets boring after about a week of turning on and off shit

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Live where I do as there’s no reception soo smart meters don’t work!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

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"It gets boring after about a week of turning on and off shit

Excellent.... I'm more concerned the bastards are over charging me every month!! It's going to have to last at least a quarter haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

You will find the the Toaster is a cheap way to heat the house - you just have to find cheap bread though.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

2 days I think it was before that little display went out of sight

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm determined not to get one until it's a legal obligation!

We can't use anything less than we already do anyway, we're both very conscientious in that respect and I work from home and need to have things switched on or I can't work!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same."

Do elaborate...

I know there's a concern over the waves/radiation emmited. What else?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a few spare candles if anyone wants a cuppa

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

We won't be getting until they are at the very least "smart" and are standardized so they work with ALL suppliers .. I don't want some useless lump of electronics if I change supplier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

Do elaborate...

I know there's a concern over the waves/radiation emmited. What else? "

Not health problems. That is like flat earthers.

They just cause a lot of hassle in the house, especially when getting work done.

If it wasn’t for the benefit of your provider do you think they would have done it for free?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We converted ours to a smart meter recently. With a suit, tie and a proper haircut it looks much better.

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

They don't like the cold if you have an outdoor meter know few who have been left without power for days because of it, would you leave you phone out in minus 10?? not all the suppliers use the same meters so they have to change them when you Change supplier and big brother is watching think they can also shut the power of remotely I think too it without needing access will be the last person to get one if I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sat down and worked it out with your electricity costs it’s not that bad they just use orange and red colours to make you feel bad. Unless you have the tumble drier on all day or make 300 cups of tea a day I wouldn’t worry about it. I just use mine to tell when the oven has pre-heated

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Live where I do as there’s no reception soo smart meters don’t work!

Me too. Tragic innit

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I refuse to have obe

A lot of people in my area have had to go back to their old meters after having them installed as the signal is not strong enough.

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By *ewlivi2Couple
over a year ago

Livingston

We got a new kettle because Gregor decide the old one was costing 1p more to boil than it had before. And he calculated how long at an average number of boils per day it would take to recoup the cost of the new kettle.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

If you REALLY want to save money get an Induction Hob.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've found a new level of OCD this afternoon.

Had the Smart Meter installed and by god.... I bloody knew hoovering was a pain in the arse, but expensive as well!!!

The washing machine piles on the wattage as well.....

If you need me, ill be sat here with a dirty floor, smelly clothes and in the dark!!

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ahhh lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Smart meters are just another way for the energy companies to exploit us. All they have to do is send a wireless signal and have you disconnected for as long as they wish. I know this as I saw what was inside one.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Smart meters mean I know that tea and toast are expensive to make but I like them for my breakfast

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

Do elaborate...

I know there's a concern over the waves/radiation emmited. What else? "

I had one installed and my bills doubled.

I was renting off my aunt and because the meters cant be used by all suppliers - at the moment they all have their own (so I was told by bloke on phone) - when you switch it will just become a normal meter. So she won't be stuck with the smart meter provided she switches.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

I also became very aware of how much it was costing to use my wand...

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"Smart meters are just another way for the energy companies to exploit us. All they have to do is send a wireless signal and have you disconnected for as long as they wish. I know this as I saw what was inside one."

And they would disconnect for?

No Payment of a bill?

Supporting Labour because they don't want to be Nationlised?

They want us all to be freezing cold and make no money?

Don't understand why this would worry you?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Nope stuff them .... no smart meter here thanks

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

do they actually replace the existing meters or are they just an add on to the meters

my gas and elec meters are at the back of the kitchen units and difficult to access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they would disconnect for?

No Payment of a bill?

Supporting Labour because they don't want to be Nationlised?

They want us all to be freezing cold and make no money?

Don't understand why this would worry you?"

This should be your biggest worry. Instead of sending an engineer out to isolate your power. They can simply shut down your meter.

If you need to get a new DB in your house and the sparky cuts the seals to take the main fuse out too kill the power. They won’t turn you back on and will charge you for an engineer to come out.

Basically money making schemes.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"do they actually replace the existing meters or are they just an add on to the meters

my gas and elec meters are at the back of the kitchen units and difficult to access"

They replace the whole meter. They need to know that it will give a radio signal to the exterior of the house once that is decided they are okay to fit.

My electricity bill has actually come down since I've had a smart meter. Mainly because it reminds me to switch things off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live where I do as there’s no reception soo smart meters don’t work!

I'm. On 3rd generation smart meters as naff reception

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

The mark one version go back to dumb if you change supplier

The mark two still works afterwards

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Avoiding the meter like the plague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do they actually replace the existing meters or are they just an add on to the meters

my gas and elec meters are at the back of the kitchen units and difficult to access"

They can refuse to install if the meters are not accessible. We recently had problems when it come to getting ours installed as a certain cable they have to inspect is buried in the wall and one meter is boxed in and will need re plumbing, estimated at a whole days work. Safe to say we'll be sticking to the old fashioned way

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

Why?"
Because the people reading them can find out when your in or out,you can be spied on

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Avoiding the meter like the plague "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg yes but the gas one is worse ??

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

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"I also became very aware of how much it was costing to use my wand... "

Haha a good point!!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

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"If you sat down and worked it out with your electricity costs it’s not that bad they just use orange and red colours to make you feel bad. Unless you have the tumble drier on all day or make 300 cups of tea a day I wouldn’t worry about it. I just use mine to tell when the oven has pre-heated

Ahhhh a tip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they would disconnect for?

No Payment of a bill?

Supporting Labour because they don't want to be Nationlised?

They want us all to be freezing cold and make no money?

Don't understand why this would worry you?

This should be your biggest worry. Instead of sending an engineer out to isolate your power. They can simply shut down your meter.

If you need to get a new DB in your house and the sparky cuts the seals to take the main fuse out too kill the power. They won’t turn you back on and will charge you for an engineer to come out.

Basically money making schemes."

The sparky shouldn't be cutting the seals to pull the fuse anyway. Thier not allowed and could get fined. That's why people have isolators fitted. And if they do pull the fuse the power will still come on once the fuse has be put back in. I've never heard of the power not coming back on and certainly not heard of being charged to have the power restored.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

*goes to register as disabled before i get cut off for not paying the bill*

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Avoiding until law says so

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I've found a new level of OCD this afternoon.

Had the Smart Meter installed and by god.... I bloody knew hoovering was a pain in the arse, but expensive as well!!!

The washing machine piles on the wattage as well.....

If you need me, ill be sat here with a dirty floor, smelly clothes and in the dark!!

Heating water is another buggy. If you're not going to annoy your neighbours, it's usually best to get your power hungry chores done after 7pm or whenever the premium rate is not in force.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone used one to check which are the cheapest vibrators to power? Asking for a friend....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm resistant to having one, as many are low grade, don't supposed you switching suppliers and there have been many people who have had homes damaged by their installations, where suppliers leave home customers in the lurch, not rectifying building damage etc.

It was pushed on to customers at huge cost to us, with minimal benefit and much too early, with the technology not suitable.

End result - we are all paying the price for an irresponsibile government decision, under pressure from an out of control privatised energy market.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If I get a smart meter will it tell me that my consumption goes up if I switch the kettle on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found a new level of OCD this afternoon.

Had the Smart Meter installed and by god.... I bloody knew hoovering was a pain in the arse, but expensive as well!!!

The washing machine piles on the wattage as well.....

If you need me, ill be sat here with a dirty floor, smelly clothes and in the dark!!

I’ve had one for ages I don’t pay any attention, made me think maybe I should. I had a water meter put in and had the water board send me a bill for £23 for the month, then a revised bill of £50. Said my meter must be faulty!! So I argued no my meter says xxxx so I’m paying this. They put a new meter in and the bills were generated the same, they still weren’t happy

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Live where I do as there’s no reception soo smart meters don’t work!

I too have the same good fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I get a smart meter will it tell me that my consumption goes up if I switch the kettle on ?"

Shut up. That’s weird

try using your gas hob, see if that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

Ha ha ha that stopped yonks ago. It’s all smart tech now. However my last electricity check on my home they said my house was wired to my neighbours board , fook knows how. But said he can assure me they aren’t using my electric, but could if they knew how. I’m sure being a single mum id notice!!

Mad isn’t it. My parents when we were younger moved home and after a few weeks I found a phone socket and as you do when your a teenager I plugged the phone in and it worked , but had a different phone number. I used it for about a year and no one knew!! I ended up telling my mum and she rang BT, they couldn’t understand and said don’t worry about it

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Our smart meter just keeps re-booting? Worked for about 2 weeks. Not that smart then.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Who owns the meter.. the householder or the company ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

Mine has about 3!! One was making a really funny sound yesterday, I wasn’t happy having to empty the lawn mower , strimmer, diy bag out to investigate, dunno what I was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

Mine has about 3!! One was making a really funny sound yesterday, I wasn’t happy having to empty the lawn mower , strimmer, diy bag out to investigate, dunno what I was looking for

Get those wheels jammed up with abit of card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

Mine has about 3!! One was making a really funny sound yesterday, I wasn’t happy having to empty the lawn mower , strimmer, diy bag out to investigate, dunno what I was looking for

Get those wheels jammed up with abit of card

They are well protected with reinforced plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

Mine has about 3!! One was making a really funny sound yesterday, I wasn’t happy having to empty the lawn mower , strimmer, diy bag out to investigate, dunno what I was looking for

Get those wheels jammed up with abit of card

They are well protected with reinforced plastic

"Sorry sir it broke when i put the hoover away"

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I don't want any type of smart meter. It's handing over information as to what and how much of a utility you are using at any one time. Why do "they" need to know this?

Get wired up to the lamppost, move from gas to coal, peat or logs and dig yourself a well. Keep the fuckers guessing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want any type of smart meter. It's handing over information as to what and how much of a utility you are using at any one time. Why do "they" need to know this?

Get wired up to the lamppost, move from gas to coal, peat or logs and dig yourself a well. Keep the fuckers guessing!

Same reason I don’t want a smart meter as well as the fact that some smart meters go dumb if you change supplier.

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"If I get a smart meter will it tell me that my consumption goes up if I switch the kettle on ?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is about the only thing ive not updated in my house build renovation... reason being i cant stick abit of card in the cog to stop the wheel spinning

... cheap electricity what?

My house still has the little meter under the stairs

Mine has about 3!! One was making a really funny sound yesterday, I wasn’t happy having to empty the lawn mower , strimmer, diy bag out to investigate, dunno what I was looking for

Get those wheels jammed up with abit of card

They are well protected with reinforced plastic

"Sorry sir it broke when i put the hoover away"

True!! I need to PM you you clever fooker

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I don't want any type of smart meter. It's handing over information as to what and how much of a utility you are using at any one time. Why do "they" need to know this?

Get wired up to the lamppost, move from gas to coal, peat or logs and dig yourself a well. Keep the fuckers guessing!

this, I like!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Utility suppliers are under pressure from Govt to install Smart Meters in every home.

In turn, said companies pile pressure on customers to have one installed. I get called every quarter by my supplier.

But I say, "when it becomes legally mandatory to have one, plus all the techie bugs have been eradicated across all types, then I'll have one installed. Not before!"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You will find the the Toaster is a cheap way to heat the house - you just have to find cheap bread though."

Jesus I laughed like hell at that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utility suppliers are under pressure from Govt to install Smart Meters in every home.

In turn, said companies pile pressure on customers to have one installed. I get called every quarter by my supplier.

But I say, "when it becomes legally mandatory to have one, plus all the techie bugs have been eradicated across all types, then I'll have one installed. Not before!"

I think mines wrong , but do I complain? Do I know how to? Do I know what to look for?

I know my lan wan was flashing different the other day which I know your lan shouldn’t ever flash. If I report will they listen?? Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utility suppliers are under pressure from Govt to install Smart Meters in every home.

In turn, said companies pile pressure on customers to have one installed. I get called every quarter by my supplier.

But I say, "when it becomes legally mandatory to have one, plus all the techie bugs have been eradicated across all types, then I'll have one installed. Not before!"

I think mines wrong , but do I complain? Do I know how to? Do I know what to look for?

I know my lan wan was flashing different the other day which I know your lan shouldn’t ever flash. If I report will they listen?? Nope"

Sorry my WAN

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m not having one installed until it comes with a suit and tie, A.I. Technology and I can take it out of the cupboard and use it for other things

Not likely to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not having one installed until it comes with a suit and tie, A.I. Technology and I can take it out of the cupboard and use it for other things

Not likely to happen

I’m sure money can arrange that. As for mere mortals like me we just get bog normal. As standard

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

Why?"

Because they'll be able to analyse the peak usage times and weight it in their favour.

Want to swap suppliers to get a better deal- they'll know exactly what you use and when- all analysed and presented on screen, so they have all the answers to keep you on a deal which works best for them which you'll accept.

Maybe you have a large factory or heavy user in the area- they pay a lot of money to the utility company as part of the contract negotiated (as well as a legal team to back it up)....guess who gets cut off first in the event of a shortage of power?

My power company have been informed that i'm having one under no circumstances and if they call me one more time about installing one, they'll be told where they can shove it- swiftly followed by their service, as i'll be moving the moment they do

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I don't even look at mine, I'm fairly sure I'd have to give up my wand if I saw how much power it uses.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m not having one installed until it comes with a suit and tie, A.I. Technology and I can take it out of the cupboard and use it for other things

Not likely to happen

I’m sure money can arrange that. As for mere mortals like me we just get bog normal. As standard

It was a joke

money didn’t come into it

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

its good for the enviroment for us to sit in the dark in filth

Just so the companies can rip up half the world to build us an electric car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even look at mine, I'm fairly sure I'd have to give up my wand if I saw how much power it uses. "

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Bad idea getting a smart meter in my eyes..

I know the majority of other electricians think the same.

Why?

Because they'll be able to analyse the peak usage times and weight it in their favour.

It could be that in time there are variable cheaper times of the day for electricity use that can be operated on the meters remotely and working in our favour (not holding my breath for that though)

As the companies are being pushed by government to install smart meters it could be that in a while changing to alternative suppliers may be conditional on installation of a smart meter

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My old fashioned key meter works fine for me. I know exactly how much electricity I'm using. The only benefits I can see are for the utility companies. I refuse to have one and I'm sick of the phone calls from Utilita trying to harrass me into getting one and switch to them. They aren't even my supplier ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the provider cares what you use,they want profit.

Also,the provider is still churning out co2 like theres no tomorrow.

But hey! Blame the customer.its always our fault.

Finally,it piss's me off cos iv had to reduce the amount of times i have to recharge the batteries for my dildo.costs a fucking fortune!!

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

"We got a new kettle because Gregor decide the old one was costing 1p more to boil than it had before. And he calculated how long at an average number of boils per day it would take to recoup the cost of the new kettle. "

To raise one litre of water to boiling point will use the same amount of energy no matter if the kettle is 3kW or 1.5kW.

All other things being equal such as insulation on the kettle.

Water reaches 100 degrees C long before it actually boils.

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over a year ago

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To raise one litre of water to boiling point will use the same amount of energy no matter if the kettle is 3kW or 1.5kW.

All other things being equal such as insulation on the kettle.

Water reaches 100 degrees C long before it actually boils. "

Is it cheaper to boil water in a microwave ?

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