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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

What's the naffest present you could possibly give/receive and why?

A mate of mine, who is a recovering alcoholic, has been given 3 bottles of whiskey already this year by business clients

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A book about the worst car parks in britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex’s gran gave me a bottle of lynx shower gel for my birthday..

Not a problem with that. But she is a wealthy woman and gave it to me on the day I had just replaced all the lights in her house with LED down lights, installed all new outside lighting round the house and changed her consumer unit and intruder alarm.. to which she didn’t even offer me £10 for my time.

I never wanted a thing offer but I like to be giving the option of turning it down so as to not feel used.

Old bitch used to think she was the queen

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A book about the worst car parks in britain "

Does such a thing exist?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"An ex’s gran gave me a bottle of lynx shower gel for my birthday..

Not a problem with that. But she is a wealthy woman and gave it to me on the day I had just replaced all the lights in her house with LED down lights, installed all new outside lighting round the house and changed her consumer unit and intruder alarm.. to which she didn’t even offer me £10 for my time.

I never wanted a thing offer but I like to be giving the option of turning it down so as to not feel used.

Old bitch used to think she was the queen "

Maybe she thought you needed it after all your hard work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex’s gran gave me a bottle of lynx shower gel for my birthday..

Not a problem with that. But she is a wealthy woman and gave it to me on the day I had just replaced all the lights in her house with LED down lights, installed all new outside lighting round the house and changed her consumer unit and intruder alarm.. to which she didn’t even offer me £10 for my time.

I never wanted a thing offer but I like to be giving the option of turning it down so as to not feel used.

Old bitch used to think she was the queen

Maybe she thought you needed it after all your hard work? "

I jokingly asked her if it was a hint. She got offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Naff jacket years ago, God they were terrible lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Adoption papers

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"An ex’s gran gave me a bottle of lynx shower gel for my birthday..

Not a problem with that. But she is a wealthy woman and gave it to me on the day I had just replaced all the lights in her house with LED down lights, installed all new outside lighting round the house and changed her consumer unit and intruder alarm.. to which she didn’t even offer me £10 for my time.

I never wanted a thing offer but I like to be giving the option of turning it down so as to not feel used.

Old bitch used to think she was the queen

Maybe she thought you needed it after all your hard work?

I jokingly asked her if it was a hint. She got offended "

That's even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever is left in the garage, so anti freeze, screen wash , ice scraper and a bag off bbq coals

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A Naff jacket years ago, God they were terrible lol "

Do you still have it?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Adoption papers "

I'm confused... Are you not a bit old to be adopted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Naff jacket years ago, God they were terrible lol

Do you still have it? "

Noooo, I think I torched it one day or it caught fire by accident

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"What ever is left in the garage, so anti freeze, screen wash , ice scraper and a bag off bbq coals"

At least they are useful.... Unless you don't have a car... Or a bbq..

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A Naff jacket years ago, God they were terrible lol

Do you still have it?

Noooo, I think I torched it one day or it caught fire by accident "

'by accident'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the best present so my penis

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Im the best present so my penis"

Do you gift-wrap yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a jar of cheap olives and a mug with a printed animal on it! not saying what one incase she’s on here

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By *urious couple9201Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

The Christmas jumper which my mother in law last year.

One sleeve is longer than the other two.

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