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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Nope..not that kind. I'm poorly and need fuss and sympathy.

I think it might be plague or ebola. Either way, I'm sure I'm at death's door.

Make me feel better!!

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Tickle your balls it always helps.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I'm trying that, but the bus driver is looking at me strangely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head in a bucket of ice cold water may freshen you up.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Whatever you do don’t google it! I went from common cold to deaths door in 3 clicks.

Get better soon OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate, alcohol or sex. One always cheers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope..not that kind. I'm poorly and need fuss and sympathy.

I think it might be plague or ebola. Either way, I'm sure I'm at death's door.

Make me feel better!!"

Same, fancy setting up a quarantine so we can be sick together? I have beechams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up. Women just get on with life when there ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man up. Women just get on with life when there ill

I do not.

May have a mild cold, may be about to die. Not risking anything and spending the day in bed with all the medication I own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently on Sudafed, Covonia and Otravine in the house of snot and coughing. Half the office is off sick, 3/4 of those off have man flu which is apparently far more life threatening than the cold the women seem to have.

'Tis the season to be snotty...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Nope..not that kind. I'm poorly and need fuss and sympathy.

I think it might be plague or ebola. Either way, I'm sure I'm at death's door.

Make me feel better!!

Same, fancy setting up a quarantine so we can be sick together? I have beechams "

Are hazmat suits included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope..not that kind. I'm poorly and need fuss and sympathy.

I think it might be plague or ebola. Either way, I'm sure I'm at death's door.

Make me feel better!!

Same, fancy setting up a quarantine so we can be sick together? I have beechams

Are hazmat suits included?"

Obviously. Just incase your plague is a different one to mine. Catching one anothers would probably mean certain death.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Nope..not that kind. I'm poorly and need fuss and sympathy.

I think it might be plague or ebola. Either way, I'm sure I'm at death's door.

Make me feel better!!

Same, fancy setting up a quarantine so we can be sick together? I have beechams

Are hazmat suits included?

Obviously. Just incase your plague is a different one to mine. Catching one anothers would probably mean certain death. "

Lets be honest, the plastic suits are just great kinky fun, though!

Also..certain death does not a fun time make..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"I'm currently on Sudafed, Covonia and Otravine in the house of snot and coughing. Half the office is off sick, 3/4 of those off have man flu which is apparently far more life threatening than the cold the women seem to have.

'Tis the season to be snotty... "

You're damn right it's life-threatening!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Chocolate, alcohol or sex. One always cheers up

I have the chocolate and alcohol, though I'm sadly lacking in the sex department!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Chocolate, alcohol or sex. One always cheers up

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my kinda solution

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Whatever you do don’t google it! I went from common cold to deaths door in 3 clicks.

Get better soon OP. "

Too late...I think because of my symptoms that I most definitely have some variation of the Marburg Virus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Tis the season to be snotty...

You're damn right it's life-threatening!"

Just get your ass to a chemist and ask. There really is no need to suffer as much as people do and there are so many natural and chemical remedies to help you feel better.

Stay warm, stay strong, stay on the meds.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Get a cup of man up juice

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Get a cup of man up juice

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The pills aren't working, besides, I'm enjoying the attention!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

It sounds as if you are really ill. I am so glad its you and not me that has this sickness.

Anyway on a more positive note i know a very good undertaker if you dont pull through.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I don't think I'm going to make it...I can't feel my legs...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chocolate, alcohol or sex. One always cheers up

I'm sat here with a box of choccies from hotel chocolat, a bottle of vodka and a pack of 12 condoms.

What was your address again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds as if you are really ill. I am so glad its you and not me that has this sickness.

Anyway on a more positive note i know a very good undertaker if you dont pull through."

Nearly ch*cked on my coffee due to laughing...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"It sounds as if you are really ill. I am so glad its you and not me that has this sickness.

Anyway on a more positive note i know a very good undertaker if you dont pull through.

Nearly ch*cked on my coffee due to laughing..."

Well if you ch0ke and dont recover i can recomend this undertaker.

Have you any last wishes?

Do you want fab mentioned at the funeral service?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's a cold then, lol.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Have a wank, that will temporarily clear your sinuses

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"It's a cold then, lol. "

NO!! EBOLA..or something!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Slather mustard all over your chest

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time xx

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Slather mustard all over your chest

It'd get in me chest hair!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"My thoughts are with you at this difficult time xx

Have you lit a candle for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him-fluenza?

They didnt cover that strain this year?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him-fluenza?

They didnt cover that strain this year?!

In a vaccination programme..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Him-fluenza?

They didnt cover that strain this year?!

In a vaccination programme.."

There is no know cure.....

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