FabSwingers.com forum: The Eyes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gentlemen

If you are fortunate to meet a lass and get intimate, stare at her eyes.

You might be surprised what they can do to you.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

What turn you to stone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turn you to stone?

I always do my best to avoid women with snakes for hair

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What turn you to stone?

I always do my best to avoid women with snakes for hair"

Your best sounds like not all lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"What turn you to stone?

I always do my best to avoid women with snakes for hair"

The serpent tail doesn't help.

It's like - where do I. .....ermmm.....??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen

If you are fortunate to meet a lass and get intimate, stare at her eyes.

You might be surprised what they can do to you.

What was the damage like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turn you to stone?

Turn you to jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why look at their eyes when there are perfectly good boobs to look at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turn you to stone?

Turn you to jelly

I think he might have got conjunctivitis from her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why look at their eyes when there are perfectly good boobs to look at?

I hear ya. Cover the face and fire the base, aye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What turn you to stone?

Turn you to jelly

I think he might have got conjunctivitis from her.

Nah. But I am rather good at making sticky messes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen

If you are fortunate to meet a lass and get intimate, stare at her eyes.

You might be surprised what they can do to you.

What was the damage like?

Let's just say it's the morning after and they are impregnated in my mind

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Gentlemen

If you are fortunate to meet a lass and get intimate, stare at her eyes.

You might be surprised what they can do to you.

What was the damage like?

Let's just say it's the morning after and they are impregnated in my mind"

That is so nice to read.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I used to look into my exes eyes every day to see if there would be a day where they didnt say " I'm gonna punch you " .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen

If you are fortunate to meet a lass and get intimate, stare at her eyes.

You might be surprised what they can do to you.

What was the damage like?

Let's just say it's the morning after and they are impregnated in my mind"

Are you in love?

Good luck. Been there, done that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to look into my exes eyes every day to see if there would be a day where they didnt say " I'm gonna punch you " ."

. I hope that’s a really bad joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to look into my exes eyes every day to see if there would be a day where they didnt say " I'm gonna punch you " .

. I hope that’s a really bad joke..."

Could you please turn around? I can't see your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

Why do I have a feeling that you are not here to meet, but just to take the piss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why look at their eyes when there are perfectly good boobs to look at?

I did mean to mention dont always look at the obvious. Yeah they are squiddgy and warm and nice to play with but when that girl is in ecstasy you see it in the eyes. In another world.

It's awesome to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

Why do I have a feeling that you are not here to meet, but just to take the piss!

I can’t remember who you were but I remember you saying that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why look at their eyes when there are perfectly good boobs to look at?

I did mean to mention dont always look at the obvious. Yeah they are squiddgy and warm and nice to play with but when that girl is in ecstasy you see it in the eyes. In another world.

It's awesome to look at"

Oh definitely, I enjoy the eyes rolling back look too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

Why do I have a feeling that you are not here to meet, but just to take the piss!

I can’t remember who you were but I remember you saying that

I am sure, you will find out if you dig deep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

Why do I have a feeling that you are not here to meet, but just to take the piss!

I can’t remember who you were but I remember you saying that

I am sure, you will find out if you dig deep!

I know who you are now but I’ll keep it a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped in to say hello

look into my eyes

Could you please stop following me around?

but I want you to look into my eyes

But as I mentioned earlier, I dont like you. You were right and I was wrong! I dont like being wrong!

Have you been sniffing marmite again

Why do I have a feeling that you are not here to meet, but just to take the piss!

I can’t remember who you were but I remember you saying that

I am sure, you will find out if you dig deep!

I know who you are now but I’ll keep it a secret

Now I am forced to trust you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's taken you 51 years to discover this?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's taken you 51 years to discover this?...

51? Did he start from birth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's taken you 51 years to discover this?...

51? Did he start from birth?

With eye contact, doesn't everyone?

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By *ubenesque24Woman
over a year ago

Nr Quedgeley

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By *ubenesque24Woman
over a year ago

Nr Quedgeley

I think it was what you were doing for me Mr Tickle Tongue that made my eyes turn magical

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Ohhhh now I totally get this. Eyes can speak so many words.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

And my eyes get me into bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You will now sit on my face while I hum the theme tune to Bonanza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they are glass? Will they roll em at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes will tell you exactly what I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes will tell you exactly what I want "

If they are brown, that will be what I want too!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Eyes you say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try that line on clarence the lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes you say x

I am under your spell! What would you like me to do for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes you say x

I am under your spell! What would you like me to do for you?

My Christmas shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eyes Chico they never lie

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Eyes you say x

I am under your spell! What would you like me to do for you?

My Christmas shopping

Did most of that today, dropped kids to school & in shops by half nine didn’t get home till half four. Off to Carmarthen next week to finish it off.

Mr S is cream crackered ??

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