FabSwingers.com forum: Penis bend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a conversation with the fella as I believe most penises I've ever come across bend to the left, and not the right.

Am I correct? Or have I just only encountered lefties haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some don't bend at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I’ve noticed. I’m going to inspect closer and get back to you with the results

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Can’t say I’ve noticed. I’m going to inspect closer and get back to you with the results "

Ditto, never noticed but certainly will for scientific research....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight A’s a die here no bending lol

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

To the left, to the left

I'm the owner of a cock to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they usually bend towards the belly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right everyone get your willies out

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Right everyone get your willies out

Prepare for inbox meltdown

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

AL goes skywards.....touches the clouds!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"AL goes skywards.....touches the clouds!

Al ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine bends upwards! Apparently good for g spot stimulation! So I’ve been told!

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

I don't think my cock bends??

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"AL goes skywards.....touches the clouds!

Al ?"

Al is Cheekys strap on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they usually bend towards the belly?"

I wish!! Only when you're a teenager

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"AL goes skywards.....touches the clouds!

Al ?

Al is Cheekys strap on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big curve left here!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Mine bends upwards and slightly to the left.... because I'm left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a conversation with the fella as I believe most penises I've ever come across bend to the left, and not the right.

Am I correct? Or have I just only encountered lefties haha

Mine dose not bend

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

And if any of you ladies are to tell me that would be lovely

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Mrs sofa fell in love with my bendy boaby for gspot orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight curve upwards here

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mine bends to the left. I’m right handed. I wonder if left handers might be more likely to bend to the right?

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"And if any of you ladies are to tell me that would be lovely "

Tell you what ?

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Does it not influenced on which way you have dressed over the years??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse nurse nuuuuuuuuurse

Come check my willy

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nurse nurse nuuuuuuuuurse

Come check my willy

Fadge will do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine does neither, curves nice upwards.

Just like a EU standard Banana

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Does it not influenced on which way you have dressed over the years??"

That's what I first thought, but

(A) I haven't got one

(B) Not had that many partners to compare

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Nurse nurse nuuuuuuuuurse

Come check my willy

Fadge will do it!

*coughs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/12/19 22:21:48]

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nurse nurse nuuuuuuuuurse

Come check my willy

Fadge will do it!

*coughs*

Wrong emoji....I meant

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

OK own up.

Who can fuck round corners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bends to the left

I mistakenly thought wanking left handed might correct it, it doesn’t. But hey, I can wank left handed!!

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Notice whether bent or straight but never noticed to which side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a conversation with the fella as I believe most penises I've ever come across bend to the left, and not the right.

Am I correct? Or have I just only encountered lefties haha

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hang you mean lol straight down normally

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Does it not influenced on which way you have dressed over the years??

That's what I first thought, but

(A) I haven't got one

(B) Not had that many partners to compare

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hahaha it’s my philosophy or it may just be coincidence as I’ve never discussed with others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn’t bend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine hangs left but doesnt bend that way tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nurse nurse nuuuuuuuuurse

Come check my willy

Fadge will do it!

*coughs*

Warm ya hands ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK own up.

Who can fuck round corners?

I fuck up well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought it would of been a benefit to have a bend.

Poker straight here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have investigated and the results are - very slightly left

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Is this actually a thread to understand fabbers political leanings ahead of tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this actually a thread to understand fabbers political leanings ahead of tomorrow?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

His left or my left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slight curve upwards here

Happy Birthday x

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Mine is just hard as a rock now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this actually a thread to understand fabbers political leanings ahead of tomorrow?

I just thought of Nicola sturgeon an mine fell off

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"Is this actually a thread to understand fabbers political leanings ahead of tomorrow?

I just thought of Nicola sturgeon an mine fell off

Guess I should name mine Jeremy for the time being!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AL goes skywards.....touches the clouds!

You can call me Al.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I've come across bends in all directions in my time (no pun intended

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A nice upwards bend usually hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine bends upwards and slightly to the left.... because I'm left handed

I'm right handed and my right tit is slightly bigger than my left, maybe same thing haha

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Mine bends to the left and I’m right handed

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mine doesn't bend. You do get one's with a really pronounced bend which is often caused by circumcision when there is more skin left on one side than the other. When the wound heals, the penis pulls towards the side with less skin to close the gap. Luke

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

"Mine bends to the left. I’m right handed. I wonder if left handers might be more likely to bend to the right? "
I'm a southpaw and my photo would suggest I curve to the right!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Mine bends to the left. I’m right handed. I wonder if left handers might be more likely to bend to the right? "

Note taken x

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

So to you ladies does it feel different if it bends to the left or right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bend here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After very intricate and scientific measurements, I can confirm that I also bend to the left

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Mine doesn't bend. You do get one's with a really pronounced bend which is often caused by circumcision when there is more skin left on one side than the other. When the wound heals, the penis pulls towards the side with less skin to close the gap. Luke"

Never been circumcised and it still bends to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love an upward bend !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends how much wanking you have done

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"It all depends how much wanking you have done "

With a face like mine a bloody lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends how much wanking you have done

With a face like mine a bloody lot"

I’m almost blind from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe I just got a straight edge out to check my penile direction

Right turns slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends how much wanking you have done

With a face like mine a bloody lot

I’m almost blind from it "

If you didn’t wake up with wood on Christmas then you had nothing to play with??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man's bends to the left slightly when soft when hard he's got that lovely upward curve that hits the right spot

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

Mine goes up straight in middle

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"It all depends how much wanking you have done

With a face like mine a bloody lot

I’m almost blind from it

If you didn’t wake up with wood on Christmas then you had nothing to play with??

When I was younger I thought I was going to wear it out before I ever got chance to use it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not influenced on which way you have dressed over the years??"

I presumed this was a well known fact tbh

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Does it not influenced on which way you have dressed over the years??

I presumed this was a well known fact tbh"

Can’t say it does, have never dressed one way or the other it was which ever way was comfortable and depended on what pants I had on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've come across bends in all directions in my time (no pun intended

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A nice upwards bend usually hits the spot "

Well, then - I refer you to my earlier post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a conversation with the fella as I believe most penises I've ever come across bend to the left, and not the right.

Am I correct? Or have I just only encountered lefties haha

I was in the US a couple of weeks back and they had an advert on TV, for penis straightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suits used to be made different depending on which side you dressed, what side your penis hung. All penis can bend left or right or indeed be straight and that can change over time. Mr

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I can't say as I've noticed which way, if any, penises tend to bend.

Hubby's bends towards his stomach though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine pretty much straight as an arrow. I grew in a glass tube to make sure of it

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Some bend up some right some left but the word is today is a bend to the right day due to the negative corbin effect.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Mine bends to the left. I’m right handed. I wonder if left handers might be more likely to bend to the right?

Note taken x"

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Mine bends downwards, which I always assumed was due to the number of erections I had as a teenager that were constrained by my tight jeans.

These days, I kid myself that it's good for g-spot stimulation when going at it from behind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think the ones that bend upwards are the best

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think the ones that bend upwards are the best "

Yes. Those are rather nice

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Mine curves upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, are we talking about a bend along the length, or how it sticks out from the groin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to wait until it warms up....can’t afford to lose the inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine bends downwards, which I always assumed was due to the number of erections I had as a teenager that were constrained by my tight jeans.

These days, I kid myself that it's good for g-spot stimulation when going at it from behind....

I’m like you mate, just gotta put a bit more work in for mutual satisfaction but it can be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines like an arrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think the ones that bend upwards are the best

Yes. Those are rather nice "

Upward curve is the one to have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait, are we talking about a bend along the length, or how it sticks out from the groin?"

How it bends along the length.

It seems to the left or upwards are more common on this thread, I've only mainly seen a left bend as I said.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Mine bends downwards, which I always assumed was due to the number of erections I had as a teenager that were constrained by my tight jeans.

These days, I kid myself that it's good for g-spot stimulation when going at it from behind....

I’m like you mate, just gotta put a bit more work in for mutual satisfaction but it can be done "

Thank god for that; with all these upward curving ones - which seem to be the preference of the ladies - I was beginning to think I was a freak

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Mine's pretty straight but I may need to ask K for a second opinion as I've only seen the one angle myself

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

A curved penis can be a sign of a Peyronie’s disease. Although it’s common to have a slight curve.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A curved penis can be a sign of a Peyronie’s disease. Although it’s common to have a slight curve."

Sounds like an Italian lager!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, are we talking about a bend along the length, or how it sticks out from the groin?

How it bends along the length.

It seems to the left or upwards are more common on this thread, I've only mainly seen a left bend as I said. "

Dead straight here but I don't use it as a rule.

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

"Wait, are we talking about a bend along the length, or how it sticks out from the groin?

How it bends along the length.

It seems to the left or upwards are more common on this thread, I've only mainly seen a left bend as I said.

Dead straight here but I don't use it as a rule.

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pmsl

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Wouldn't say mine bends more curves upwards other ways it sticks straight out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some look like they go around corners...

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