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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This could either be sexually, or just in general

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Coffee...

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Dogging - just really wasn't for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Latex body paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on holiday with family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pint of peach schnapps I am currently working my way through!

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By *enstepMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Hull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Coleslaw

Thank god for Zovirax

Never kissing him ever again

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."

It’s known as selective deafness

Scary

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hull. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."

Hahahaha, i know the feeling. Look like a dick for half an hour chasing after a little shit.

Luckily it wasn’t my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/12/19 19:58:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Necrophilia

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Deepthroat when d*unk (immediately after wating a dominos)

You can guess the outcome "

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Coleslaw

Thank god for Zovirax

Never kissing him ever again "

You kissed coleslaw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepthroat when d*unk (immediately after eating a dominos)

You can guess the outcome 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Necrophilia"

Dead loss was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guinness "

How dare you!!!!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mother-in-law's chocolate cake.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Getting married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball gag

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Coleslaw

Thank god for Zovirax

Never kissing him ever again

You kissed coleslaw? "

Jealous K?

Tee hee

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Guinness "

Agree, coal died water in a pint glass

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Offering to help face paint at the production, I ended up looking like a mosaic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having kids

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

The gym

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Going to gigs with the kid. Totally over the novelty value now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss, shag, avoid threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could either be sexually, or just in general"

Everything I had the response "eh, why not" to.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Coleslaw

Thank god for Zovirax

Never kissing him ever again

You kissed coleslaw?

Jealous K?

Tee hee "

Seems a strange thing to kiss lol

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Glow in the dark body paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Skat lol ??

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Coleslaw

Thank god for Zovirax

Never kissing him ever again

You kissed coleslaw?

Jealous K?

Tee hee

Seems a strange thing to kiss lol "

I know gave me a Cold sore, come on catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those Freakshakes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex in a swimming pool, thought it was a great idea until the lube got washed off the condom and water got splashed in eyes and mouths

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Chicken korma. I like coconut so thought I would like it. Warm coconut

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Marriage

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Necrophilia"

You tried it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Foof...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Mince pies...vile!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called.

It’s known as selective deafness

Scary "

I'm still knackered from running after mine and that was a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Foof... "

What’s foof?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all "

Ok primate....I know you me really...

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Foof... "

Better to have licked and lost, than never to have licked at all

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Foof...

What’s foof?"

Foo foo

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Ok primate....I know you me really... "

I meant the GSX400 I had ... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all "

Now there’s the truth!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Mince pies...vile!

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Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Foof...

What’s foof?

Foo foo "

Tuppence

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth! "

And you can stfu...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Integrity..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial....Shark vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relationships

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Foof...

Better to have licked and lost, than never to have licked at all "

Very true Dolphin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."

Hahahahahahahaha know that one! Mine goes off rabbiting

First time in 11 years the other week he actually walked around a car park off the lead and didn't run off! Chuffing miracle love him!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Singing 'Psycho Killer' on karaoke after the free bar closed at the works Xmas do. I thought I was the shit. YouTube tells me I was just shit

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Ray) Trying to recreate my childhood and ride a BMX on a ramp when I was 42

Three months off work !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu... "

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage and triathlons, regretted the marriage more to be honest, I signed up for more triathlons afterwards.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu...

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second "

Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu...

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second

Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right "

Your all Twats! I'm going home....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu...

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second

Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right

Your all Twats! I'm going home.... "

Pillion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for my company.

Coming back to live in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu...

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second

Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right

Your all Twats! I'm going home.... "

Shake your tail on the way out..

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"This could either be sexually, or just in general"

Marmite

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff"

Yano that's most cheese right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a puppy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Buying a puppy "

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?"

You and I could fall out over a comment like that!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all

Now there’s the truth!

And you can stfu...

My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.

So Suzuki was a close second

Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right

Your all Twats! I'm going home....

Shake your tail on the way out.."

Well that's the handling for you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Vac beds and high rope adventure courses.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?

You and I could fall out over a comment like that! "

I mean most cheese is vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing taxes

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Couscous !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!"

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover."

Did you have a bucket close by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quorn

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Being a S&M slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?

You and I could fall out over a comment like that!

I mean most cheese is vegetarian "

FFS how stupid am I

Let's start again...... vegan cheese. Horrible stuff. Smells and tastes like vomit. Vegetarian cheese on the other hand, bloody lovely!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight "

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A garden vacuum - it was crap

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Cambrian patrol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A garden vacuum - it was crap "

Noooo, I want one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working for my company.

Coming back to live in the UK."

I’ll second your second comment!

Everywhere I have worked, the UK has been the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal.

"

Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee yuk stuff

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A garden vacuum - it was crap

Noooo, I want one...."

Thought you were going home

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A garden vacuum - it was crap

Noooo, I want one....

Thought you were going home "

Piss orv...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Anal.

Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be "

Giving or taking.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with Strangers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing the mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a family size pack of Tortilla chips

**burp**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal.

Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be

Giving or taking.....?"

Giving... I'm not a taker haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everesting.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Anal.

Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be

Giving or taking.....?

Giving... I'm not a taker haha"

Shame.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex with Strangers... "

Want to try again with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal.

Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be

Giving or taking.....?

Giving... I'm not a taker haha

Shame..... "

Never said I wouldn't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mff "

Haven't had one and I'm still imagining it'll be great. I won't allow you to spoil it for me

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mince pies...vile!

Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk."

Agreed!!!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Mince pies...vile!

Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk.

Agreed!!!"

Oh, and wedding cake

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

caviar..

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?

You and I could fall out over a comment like that!

I mean most cheese is vegetarian "

Whilst the main ingredient is milk and thus vegetarian, during the initial process to split the milk into curds and whey, rennet obtained from calf stomach is used.

Veggie cheese uses something else to spilt the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epilating my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding"

Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained

Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.

She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding

Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained

Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.

She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare "

Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Epilating my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Epilating my balls

"

I don’t even want to know what happened. But What I do want to know is what went through your head to try that.

I once caught my sack in between the blades of an electric razor and it gave me the absolute fear.. only very from now on

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?

You and I could fall out over a comment like that!

I mean most cheese is vegetarian

FFS how stupid am I

Let's start again...... vegan cheese. Horrible stuff. Smells and tastes like vomit. Vegetarian cheese on the other hand, bloody lovely!!"

I thought you might have meant vegan cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet**

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding

Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained

Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.

She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare

Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible"

Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forumites.....

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester


"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover.

Did you have a bucket close by "

Can’t remember

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff

Yano that's most cheese right?

You and I could fall out over a comment like that!

I mean most cheese is vegetarian

Whilst the main ingredient is milk and thus vegetarian, during the initial process to split the milk into curds and whey, rennet obtained from calf stomach is used.

Veggie cheese uses something else to spilt the milk. "

Most cheeses sold in this country don't use animal rennet. Only really parmesan and artisan cheeses like if you buy fancy mozzarella or the expensive French cheeses. Trust me I've been vegetarian for 16 years .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegan mango cake. It was beyond awful.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover.

Did you have a bucket close by

Can’t remember "

Lol sounds like a good party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Epilating my balls

I don’t even want to know what happened. But What I do want to know is what went through your head to try that.

I once caught my sack in between the blades of an electric razor and it gave me the absolute fear.. only very from now on "

I was fine. No Mutilation stories. My wife watched me and nearly laid an egg laughing.

It just seemed like a good idea.

Until it didn't

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

EastEnders. It's just so depressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding

Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained

Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.

She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare

Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible

Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out"

She sleeps in my sons bed at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipping my knob into relatively hot wax to make a cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting married. "

Massive high five and never EVER again

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Buying a puppy

But ... but ... they're such fun!!

Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight

They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding

Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained

Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.

She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare

Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible

Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out

She sleeps in my sons bed at night"

Jack Russell are challenging. They are lively little tykes aren't they

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."

Oh god..... Yes, exactly haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A garden vacuum - it was crap

Noooo, I want one...."

It’s easier and quicker and cheaper to use your hands.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line

*big mistake, big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moving in with the fk bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

Just no - I need to concentrate

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line

*big mistake, big!

"

Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate "

69s are over-rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line

*big mistake, big!

Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now?"

You know, I'd be anything for you Mac xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oysters

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line

*big mistake, big!

Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now?

You know, I'd be anything for you Mac xx"

Whoop I have that in writing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadburys chocolate with gingerbread in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warming my head in an oven

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Nailing my cock to a table with a rusty nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forumites..... "

Indeed...lovely to chat to, but will never have sexy times with one

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate "

Its also really hard on the shoulders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate

Its also really hard on the shoulders!"

An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.

New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..

Very selfish and one sided

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks


"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."

Search on YouTube for Fintan the Dog....... you'll enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Rice pudding with jam

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Jumping in at the deep end for a first dog with one of the most obstinate, pig headed & aloof dog breeds around.

Then making it ten times worse by doing the right thing by getting a fully grown, untrained four year old one from the rescue.

Ten stone of “Fuck you I’m not going that way!”..

I won in the end though & love him to bits, just wouldn’t do it again.

That & visit Crewe

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate

Its also really hard on the shoulders!

An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.

New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..

Very selfish and one sided "

Best way for 69, on your sides

S

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Skiing took me ages to master it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate

Its also really hard on the shoulders!

An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.

New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..

Very selfish and one sided

Best way for 69, on your sides

S"

Still won’t help my distracted mrs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying your child a saxophone

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate

Its also really hard on the shoulders!

An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.

New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..

Very selfish and one sided

Best way for 69, on your sides

S"

Hurts my neck

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"69

Just no - I need to concentrate

Its also really hard on the shoulders!

An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.

New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..

Very selfish and one sided

Best way for 69, on your sides

S

Hurts my neck "

H has back issues, our bedroom is a mass of extra pillows for support xx

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and tuna, just grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adulthood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab swingers

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Adulthood"

Buy a motorcycle, you can’t be a full blown adult & a biker.

I’ve had bikes since I was twelve & i’m still not a fully paid up member of the serious adult club & never intend to be.

??

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adulthood

Buy a motorcycle, you can’t be a full blown adult & a biker.

I’ve had bikes since I was twelve & i’m still not a fully paid up member of the serious adult club & never intend to be.

??

S"

I would second this. Act all as adult as you want but all that’s going on in your head is bike spinning round you, fast.

Having a bike is like having a second mrs. I definitely ride it more anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mandy

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Buying a jet ski, too cold in the uk great on holiday, letting the ex have the hot tu in the divorce.

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

Brexit

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