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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oldies will remember these from the 70's. Kids getting killed/ maimed doing dumb things. Falling into silos, drinking bleach, kites touching pilons.

What new adverts would you like them to make, to 'educate the masses'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved those adverts

A new one of people walking along engrossed in their phones and getting hit by traffic.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The green cross code. Does no one know how to cross a road safely anymore x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Charlie says people should look where they're walking instead of having their head buried in their mobile phone on Facebook

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Texting whilst driving... They did kind of do one for that.

Eating too many sweets and MacDonalds and getting obese...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I loved those adverts

A new one of people walking along engrossed in their phones and getting hit by traffic."

Haha, you beat me to it

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Idiots glued to phones whilst wearing earphones and not paying attention to oncoming traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Tufty squirrel, and Bobby weasel binge drinking, and nicking that icecream van that they always got knocked over whilst trying to reach?

Could end with them going through the windscreen as they didnt have seatbelts on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't lick square batteries

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I remember one which showed some kid getting killed in a variety of gory and grim ways while playing on a building site, it was terrifying!

Then there's the one were the kid throws his frisbee into a substation and gets fried retrieving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie says .......

I got the original of that on wax

Still drop it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weren’t the green cross rd man called peter pervert or something

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Our kids watch it in school still.

They even have road safety lessons. Literally an afternoon at a tesco car park learning how to cross.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

I suppose one warning how we are being fecked over by the Corporations, billionaires and elites is too much to ask for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose one warning how we are being fecked over by the Corporations, billionaires and elites is too much to ask for?"

Is that a fetish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oldies will remember these from the 70's. Kids getting killed/ maimed doing dumb things. Falling into silos, drinking bleach, kites touching pilons.

What new adverts would you like them to make, to 'educate the masses'? "

Never trust a Tory adverts.

Though as the media is biased...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Information to help you spot difference between a nutter talking to himself or someone on handsfree.

Honestly I can't tell these day's!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Charlie says, if you’re driving along the inside lanes of the motorway with nobody in front of you, but a queue behind, you’re in the way- move in to the left fucking lane you dozy cunt

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I remember one which showed some kid getting killed in a variety of gory and grim ways while playing on a building site, it was terrifying!

Then there's the one were the kid throws his frisbee into a substation and gets fried retrieving it "

The frisbee one absolutely horrified me as a kid. I was terrified of small substations that are around. I guess it worked.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Weren’t the green cross rd man called peter pervert or something "

David Prowse - The Green Cross Code Man and Darth Vader. What a CV he had!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Weren’t the green cross rd man called peter pervert or something

David Prowse - The Green Cross Code Man and Darth Vader. What a CV he had! "

But James Earl Jones was the voice as Darth with a Bristolian accent wouldn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was Peter pervis then ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Who was Peter pervis then ? "

A presenter on blue peter with Val and John.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Who was Peter pervis then ? "

Purvis... originally Blue Peter presenter with John Noakes and Valerie Singleton

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How to wear headphones at an acceptable volume. It would depict their ears bleeding.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The public information films now are all about cyber bullying.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Police Scotland's current one is drive like your gran is in the car.

Also said gran doesn't want you to take drugs and drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was Peter pervis then ?

Purvis... originally Blue Peter presenter with John Noakes and Valerie Singleton"

Cheers I can rest now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie said miaw miaw miaw

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I remember one which showed some kid getting killed in a variety of gory and grim ways while playing on a building site, it was terrifying!

Then there's the one were the kid throws his frisbee into a substation and gets fried retrieving it

The frisbee one absolutely horrified me as a kid. I was terrified of small substations that are around. I guess it worked. "

Yeah same detail! Where it shows his trousers on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oldies will remember these from the 70's. Kids getting killed/ maimed doing dumb things. Falling into silos, drinking bleach, kites touching pilons.

What new adverts would you like them to make, to 'educate the masses'? "

Can anybody remember the protect and survive? Times were serious then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a great one that said something like 'if you put a rug on a varnished floor... you may as well be setting a MAN TRAP!'

Brb, gonna set a man trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember one up in the library as a kid warning about falling through glass. It was massively graphic, I couldnt stop looking at the picture but was horrified. Bit much for a kids library.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Who was Peter pervis then ?

Purvis... originally Blue Peter presenter with John Noakes and Valerie Singleton

Cheers I can rest now "

Peter Purvis also knows a lot about dogs and was a regular commentator for Crufts when it was televised.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Oldies will remember these from the 70's. Kids getting killed/ maimed doing dumb things. Falling into silos, drinking bleach, kites touching pilons.

What new adverts would you like them to make, to 'educate the masses'? "

How to use condoms to try to prevent what are no more than kids accidentally breeding

Maybe do them in txt spk innit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Charles Darwins "natural selection" has a place to play in society

I go to Scandinavia quite a lot and a few years ago a busy rural train yard had no security fencing etc

Someone asked the manager "what about accidents to trespassers" and the guy just smiled and said the Swedish equivalent of "shouldn't be here so they get what they deserve"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to critically assess claims/adverts online. Can't imagine the Tories doing this though, for some reason.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

What about one for those helpful Nigerian Princes trying to give you all their money?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Not from here but the Americans used to broadcast these public information infomercial on the radio and one I remember was if you were busy and couldn't watch your favourite tv programme then they recommended "time shifting" it took me a while to realise they meant video it and watch it later.

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