FabSwingers.com forum: Election promises to win you over

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread so keep it friendly.

What pledge would win you over and get your vote, it can be as ridiculous and far fetched as you like.

curly wurly for the best reply.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Reduce the number of men on fab so its 1:1 call it dixit and have a cock quota system on here.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Reduce the number of men on fab so its 1:1 call it dixit and have a cock quota system on here.

Gets my vote and once you've had a meet you've got to leave until it's last man standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed messages of compatible people on Fab. Simplest. Oh, then theres the NHS, education, environment........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free unicorn for all couples. Preferably curvy and inked. Please and thank you

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Free rewards if you haven't used the NHS for a year.

Give help to those who are prepared to work dam hard to keep our heads above water and not just those who can't be arsed and play the system

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Have all the free time. So I can meet all men on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all the free time. So I can meet all men on fab.

All the men you say? That may take some time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed response even if it’s a no thankyou without auto deleting or just ignoring on the messaging of fab.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Have all the free time. So I can meet all men on fab.

Make me first, I won't last long

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A socialist government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will reduce the cost of living so much so that freddos are 10p again.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Will reduce the cost of living so much so that freddos are 10p again. "

That will never happen. We consume more cocoa than we can produce each year, same with coffee. The price will only go up I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will reduce the cost of living so much so that freddos are 10p again.

That will never happen. We consume more cocoa than we can produce each year, same with coffee. The price will only go up I'm afraid."

Well, I will not vote for a government that will not give me affordable chocolate. It's literally 70% of my diet.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Free rewards if you haven't used the NHS for a year.

Give help to those who are prepared to work dam hard to keep our heads above water and not just those who can't be arsed and play the system"

isn't that wages vs benefits?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

legislate that anyone regardless of upbringing, background, ethnicity, class etc etc who wants to become an MP has to work, a real job, a real hard work get your hands dirty job, not lawyers, not journalists , not PR people but real honest work & cannot then go back to their manor house/country seat/ use daddy money to 'help out' etc but has to live alongside the people they seek to represent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine single lady profiles on fab actually wanting to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Farage gets pegged live on tv by Nicola sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the old skool full size curly wurly or the new Eu one sugar tax minute thing two chomps and it’s all over ?

Asking for a fat friend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free air for the disabled to breath and at least some heating this winter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free Internet and local bus services free.. Lets get some cars off the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add to that free taxis for the disabled coz they can’t get on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth behind Prince Andrew being a nonce revealed !

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Lighthearted thread so keep it friendly.

What pledge would win you over and get your vote, it can be as ridiculous and far fetched as you like.

curly wurly for the best reply.

Loads of free stuff for doing nothing with your life... oh wait a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will restore the eye for an eye laws of old

Also trial by combat will be allowed bad serious sex baddies of the worst kind will spend there time in prison being bummed by Lucille from walking dead replicas every evening national service will be restored and universal credit scrapped to go back to the old model of the late 90s brexit will happen on a trial basis 10 years fully out then a referendum to make final decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And il ban the mods from sending me to the naughty place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All police forces to be reissued mini metro because it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legalise raves coz dem was wicked

Partaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All music to be released on vinyl only anyone found with a mp3 hanged

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Making it onto certain people's friends list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All nymphomaniacs to have a tattoo on their left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back smoking in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free vip pass for all forum peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will restore the eye for an eye laws of old

I support the trial by combat part - for all civil offences/minor disagreements

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By *rofessor_MarcusMan
over a year ago

Chorley

David Cameron et al to be put on trial for crimes against the people and the state.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And il ban the mods from sending me to the naughty place

But you love the naughty place. I'll cum with you

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Ensure Bozo Johnson ( or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, to use his real name he likes to avoid using in front of the plebs) keeps his promise of being found dead in a ditch....maybe hold a raffle to win the chance to thwack him with a shovel back to help him on his way- add the raffle money to the £350m per week he promised for the NHS?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Tony Blair to be held accountable for being a war criminal

Gordon Brown to be forced to live in Rochdale

Diane Abbot to be made to publicly count to ten on her own with no help

Corbin to banned from buying his clothes from all charity shops

John McDonnell to be made to understand economics, fiscal accounting and that pay day loans are not ideal for running a country

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Make it legal to ride a cow home from the pub regardless of the alcohol consumed as long as you stick to the path.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And il ban the mods from sending me to the naughty place

But you love the naughty place. I'll cum with you

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iv got my own cell

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And il ban the mods from sending me to the naughty place

But you love the naughty place. I'll cum with you

iv got my own cell

Good job because I whip your arse

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Harsh sentences for animal cruelty so anyone who has sex with dead pigs gets imprisoned even if you are a tory member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abiding pig shaggers on social media is made legal

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Law that requires all homeless people sleep rough in Tory constituencies .............Watch them vote Labour next time around

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