FabSwingers.com forum: The bush is back......

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over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Wahoo! I'm back in fashion again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it just a row of Christmas trees?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Watch you don't set it on fire with those lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn’t it just a row of Christmas trees?

I grew it especially for fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch you don't set it on fire with those lights

What lights, that’s a natural bush I’ll have you know

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dam you look hot as ms Clause, my baubles are clinking together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wahoo! I'm back in fashion again

Are you a bush

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Wahoo! I'm back in fashion again

Are you a bush

You never know

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Nice bush you got there cheeky

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May it never be said that you hide your light under a bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wahoo! I'm back in fashion again

Are you a bush

You never know

Has it got lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice bush you got there cheeky

Why thank you Teddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You think it needs a trim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May it never be said that you hide your light under a bush"

I’m bored Doc and it was just sitting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beaver is gone - long live the bush

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The beaver is gone - long live the bush

Live long and prosper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

How did you fit all that inside your jeans?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

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do I have to pay extra though or is the more free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

do I have to pay extra though or is the more free

You’re asking for it you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did you fit all that inside your jeans?

I’ve got jeans on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huzzah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huzzah!"

Do you think I’ve got a nice bush

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Blimey - there’s probably a lost Amazonian tribe living in there somewhere

LS (confirmed bushphile)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey - there’s probably a lost Amazonian tribe living in there somewhere

LS (confirmed bushphile)"

I found your sock

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

do I have to pay extra though or is the more free

You’re asking for it you are

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I'm not I've never asked for anything you offered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

do I have to pay extra though or is the more free

You’re asking for it you are

I'm not I've never asked for anything you offered

I’m decorating your tree with tasers

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Blimey - there’s probably a lost Amazonian tribe living in there somewhere

LS (confirmed bushphile)

I found your sock

Thank you - I’ll never wash it again

Sorry - couldn’t resist that!

Man, I’d love to lose a sock in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey - there’s probably a lost Amazonian tribe living in there somewhere

LS (confirmed bushphile)

I found your sock

Thank you - I’ll never wash it again

Sorry - couldn’t resist that!

Man, I’d love to lose a sock in there

I’ve a very clean bush I’ll have you know

. I hovered it first

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Would you like to come decorate my bush cheeky

I’ll do more than decorate your bush

do I have to pay extra though or is the more free

You’re asking for it you are

I'm not I've never asked for anything you offered

I’m decorating your tree with tasers

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you can't PP will get all upset if you use tasers to decorate mine he

your teasers

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Blimey - there’s probably a lost Amazonian tribe living in there somewhere

LS (confirmed bushphile)

I found your sock

Thank you - I’ll never wash it again

Sorry - couldn’t resist that!

Man, I’d love to lose a sock in there

I’ve a very clean bush I’ll have you know

. I hovered it first

I’m sure it is. Vegetation needs a little “something” to attract the pollinators though. Nothing wrong with that

I’m labouring this a bit now!

*resists temptation to make crap puns on the word “hovering” *

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Do love a prickly bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do love a prickly bush

That’s naughty nick

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

the dolphin,s don't do hairy foofs! Your out the club...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the dolphin,s don't do hairy foofs! Your out the club..."

Right I’ll hack it off now

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

the dolphin,s don't do hairy foofs! Your out the club...

Right I’ll hack it off now

Your back in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the dolphin,s don't do hairy foofs! Your out the club...

Right I’ll hack it off now

Your back in!

Phew.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor old george

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor old george"

Poor old me having to look at you on the loo

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Please accept our sincerest compliments on your new bush, but we most interested in what's behind, above and below it. Sadly you are not interested in couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know it had left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't know it had left!"

It was a quick bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please accept our sincerest compliments on your new bush, but we most interested in what's behind, above and below it. Sadly you are not interested in couples. "

Thank you

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By *odd4funnMan
over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

Love a natural parting MMMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss under the mistletoe

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