FabSwingers.com forum: For our beloved DC

By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

The lovely lady has requested some intelligence in the forum.

So who has some inspired knowledge and wisdom they'd like to share with us all?

Or......

Who just wants a Chunky hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Knowledge - tomatoes are a fruit

Wisdom - not to be used in a fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold. "
cant im trying to build an icicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow

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unless its in the Ukraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold. "

He’s more likely to get piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Or blue ice

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Awe thanks chunky! We are sorely lacking a sense of humour in the forums recently. I’m rolling my eyes

often are the content of posts ...

Everyone seems to have fab fatigue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow

unless its in the Ukraine "

Don’t make love on a stretcher, you might get carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Or blue ice

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awe thanks chunky! We are sorely lacking a sense of humour in the forums recently. I’m rolling my eyes

often are the content of posts ...

Everyone seems to have fab fatigue!"

Pppppppppphhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooaaaaarrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awe thanks chunky! We are sorely lacking a sense of humour in the forums recently. I’m rolling my eyes

often are the content of posts ...

Everyone seems to have fab fatigue!"
dont worry if u roll em my way il pick em up and roll em back

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awe thanks chunky! We are sorely lacking a sense of humour in the forums recently. I’m rolling my eyes

often are the content of posts ...

Everyone seems to have fab fatigue!"

One tries one's best to provide light hearted moments

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Einstein said.

A clever man solves a problem, a wise man will avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

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u cannot have my ahole

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Awe thanks chunky! We are sorely lacking a sense of humour in the forums recently. I’m rolling my eyes

often are the content of posts ...

Everyone seems to have fab fatigue!"

Welll. I thought I'd try. I don't start many threads, but I agree with you - we need some cheer. Xx

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

"
not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Yes I do

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Did you check it for precious metals before flushing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scientific term for brain freeze is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more birthdays you have the longer you live .

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Or pink snow. Pink snow contains cyano-bacteria that live just under the snow. The snow disperses the light so they thrive in it. Apparently it tastes like watermelon but I wouldnt eat it as its pliable to give you the shits

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The scientific term for brain freeze is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

Wow, that's a mouthful!!

Not the first time I've heard that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Yes I do

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u know i will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Did you check it for precious metals before flushing?"
good call

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!! "

I thought you are immortal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Yes I do

u know i will

I think you’ve been eating to much fibre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!! "
dont damage corals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Yes I do

u know i will

I think you’ve been eating to much fibre

Thanks for the photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wear layers in the cold it helps keep u warm

Then put some on . Blimey - you'll catch a cold.

He’s more likely to get piles

Too late.

u cannot have my ahole

Nope. It's already full.

not anymore i just took a dump want proof?

Yes I do

u know i will

I think you’ve been eating to much fibre

Thanks for the photo

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no issue at all

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!! dont damage corals"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!!

I thought you are immortal

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire world's population could fit inside Los Angeles.

I could do this all day. I have a brain full of useless facts, but it makes me feel clever.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!!

I thought you are immortal

If only"

There can be only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Noted! Avoid eating pink and yellow snow!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"The entire world's population could fit inside Los Angeles.

I could do this all day. I have a brain full of useless facts, but it makes me feel clever.

.bring it on girl.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I wonder how many read the title and thought I was ..... er ....fell off my mortal coil

lmao!!

I thought you are immortal

If only

There can be only one!"

sure can

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Or blue ice"

Or Sprouts

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Or blue ice

Or Sprouts

Sprouts and bacon. Yummy

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