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By *eusch OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough

So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They cannot have my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off "

I fucking love this movie. And that quote.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Oi. I’m a guy too. Be gentle please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

I fucking love this movie. And that quote. "

Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha has movie

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And it's a nooooo from me. I'll wrap a pair of socks and some boxers up nice and pretty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself

Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They cannot have my penis"

I’m sulking now

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "

Any part of the forum or just this thread?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nice thought op but you will have better odds of winning the lottery than this happening.

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"Nice thought op but you will have better odds of winning the lottery than this happening. "

And probably being struck by lightning at the same time as that last Lotto ball drops!

Still... I applaud your enthusiasm good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not. Let's spreads some Christmas cheer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

I fucking love this movie. And that quote.

Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well" "

That whole movie is ripe for one liners.

"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

I fucking love this movie. And that quote.

Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"

That whole movie is ripe for one liners.

"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."

"

Such an under rated comedy

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

I fucking love this movie. And that quote.

Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"

That whole movie is ripe for one liners.

"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."

Such an under rated comedy "

"Thank you, Chuck Norris"

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I wish I had the time available to do this I need 30 hours in a day for the next few weeks

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Bowing out gracefully as I'm all booked up for Christmas already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause. "

The gift of giving CG

You always shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me ! Pick me ! Pick me !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause.

The gift of giving CG

You always shine"

I'm just too nice some times.

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ll shout I’m in, but as per I don’t think it will loud enough looks like another lonely Xmas, let’s see if the sympathy approach works lol

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off

I fucking love this movie. And that quote.

Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"

That whole movie is ripe for one liners.

"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."

Such an under rated comedy "

"You're about as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure "

They do say - all work and no play makes......

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure

They do say - all work and no play makes......"

Makes me Fabulous

Who said I was working....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure

They do say - all work and no play makes......

Makes me Fabulous

Who said I was working.... "

Touché

And yes you are.

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire & london

I bet this doesn’t work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve chosen mine and let him know

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Have penis will travel.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

One is smooth in all description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve chosen mine and let him know "

Nora you charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have that one. "

Please pick me pleaseeeeeeeee

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

I am game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Ok I think I've found one. Hoping he might give me a warm feeling too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea that merry Christmas

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

I would love to sacrifice some free time but demands demands. What with switching on the christmas lights for Bagley Village and feeding the hungry (not the homeless but folks at work, lol). I'm not sure I'll have the energy....

....oh go on then! But you'll have to do most of the work....

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "

If only it was that simple. I'm the male half of the couple who manages the account looking for a male to join us for a MMF.

Trying to find a guy who is genuinely single not cheating, here because they are a genuine swinger so they can meet at a club or accomodate, are happy to send a clear face picture and cock picture (we always share pictures in reply / on request), are respectful and not rude / obnoxious or abusive, age 25-30 and are uncircumcised has been impossible.

The amount of keyboard fantasists, dreamers and fakes is insane thankfully you become adept at finding them out earlier.

We are happy to meet people of any race background but still if feels like hunting for the male unicorn at times.

It's why we almost always revert back to just going to the clubs what you see is what you get with no bullshit.

KJ x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

How many can we pick?

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london


"I would love to sacrifice some free time but demands demands. What with switching on the christmas lights for Bagley Village and feeding the hungry (not the homeless but folks at work, lol). I'm not sure I'll have the energy....

....oh go on then! But you'll have to do most of the work...."

Ha. Brilliant!!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

No ones picking me

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london


"How many can we pick?"

How many can you entertain?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'll have that one. "

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awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I’m in but I doubt I’ll get a yellow inbox on this one!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o


"How many can we pick?

How many can you entertain?"

I can multi-task

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "

Good one

It is important that we "share" the Christmas spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "

Lol, if this works, it’ll be a Christmas miracle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me, pick me! (Jumps up and down, waving hands in the air)

It’s my Birthday too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in :-

If any greedy girls.. have a wing man or 2 to make up numbers..

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"How many can we pick?

How many can you entertain?

I can multi-task "

You can multi task or you're a greedy girl

Oh wait, this is charity right. So tjat just makes you very generous

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"How many can we pick?

How many can you entertain?

I can multi-task "

.you're a greedy fucker Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a bold request. A deluxe chocolate will probably give us much uplift lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'll have that one. "

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m absolutely not in.

Well I might be in later, but I’m currently out. But not out out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity sex?

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Oh go on then, had my nipples twisted enough to join in...

Will happily return the tweek during the "gift giving", it's only right to share

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams


"Pity sex? "

I ll take it if it's a sexy lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pity sex? "

I'm NOT in btw....

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I wonder if I'll get chosen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve chosen mine already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late again? Always the bridesmaid. If it helps I'm willing to take a raincheck until the new year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

"

Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I’m waiting for the New Year thread....am a bit busy until then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pity fuck? Thanks but no thanks..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters "

I'm working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone gets a meet from this do let us know.

I have my doubts.

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By *heesecake69Man
over a year ago

southampton

Nice thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a pity fuck !!!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters

I'm working on it. "

Need help?

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By *issyEMWoman
over a year ago

Nearly

I would rather have company over Xmas as my ex partner just broke up with me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

This has made me chuckle a little too much!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters

I'm working on it.

Need help? "

What do you know about molecular biology and quantum physics?

Because I all I have is a hammer.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Okay, i've chosen - do we have to report back and tell you when we've done it?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm planning on it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Okay, i've chosen - do we have to report back and tell you when we've done it? "

No. It's your secret. Shhhhh

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It’s like the X factor for pervs .. I’m in ... sitting in the corner growing old

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm planning on it "

Go girl, go girl, go girl. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No lady’s have picked me but I’ve met 2 nice guys lol .

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Pick one can I pick 4 ? I’ve been extra good this year

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

My pickles already being tickled thanks

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By *trl_Alt_Delicious!Man
over a year ago

Maidstone


"No lady’s have picked me but I’ve met 2 nice guys lol . "

Lol this is always the way.

Either way, or they are based in Nova Scotia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I will wine them dine them and then give them a bill

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Ok

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would rather have company over Xmas as my ex partner just broke up with me"

I’m free !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've chosen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a pity fuck !!!!!"

Any fuck will do

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By *iesel74Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I’d settle for a ‘hello’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did some one say pity fuck?

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Keeping my fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of queef in the morning.

I'll see myself out

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

"

Oh go on then

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

"

Oh goodness Fae, you do not look like you need a hand out. More like beating people away from your door with a stick.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

"

Equal opportunities and all that

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

I’m in to get painfully ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to get painfully ignored "

Who said that

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

Equal opportunities and all that "

I'm sure most ladies have had their boxes overflow with men at some point...

Last thing to overflow like that for me was my rear guttering lol

Buts that's a story for another day

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"I’m in to get painfully ignored

Who said that"

Who said what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do whole heartedly applaud the attempt!

Everyone needs a bit of Christmas cheer hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:

He's local and can visit me.

He's tall, over 5'10"

Not a Dominant

Likes Kissing

Likes Oral

Takes his socks off during sex

Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm

Has a little body hair

Has a little head hair

Has own teeth

Doesn't smoke

Is clean living

Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums

Blahh Blahh Blahh

Any Offers?

"

Yrs definitely...but can I just check your definition of worm ?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,

More than a hi required in your first message

Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.

Thanks in advance 2good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have that one. "

Your do

Pmsl

Couldn’t resist

Sorry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to get painfully ignored "

Nice try !

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself

Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later"

Nothing quite like a lazy fuck

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

All so far away.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself

Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later

Nothing quite like a lazy fuck "

.

even worse when your hand decides to fall asleep

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"All so far away. "

For you Moonchild, I'm sure people will cross the 7 seas.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I think you mean the Severn bridge

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

No3 on 26th

No one local to me yet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"No one local to me yet "

Taxi to Blackpool please.

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By *oger Thrice-KnightlyMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"No one local to me yet

Taxi to Blackpool please. "

Any chance you can pick me up on the way? I'll chip in the fare...

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By *eusch OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough


"How many can we pick?"

As many as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one local to me yet

Taxi to Blackpool please. "

Titty bar in Blackpool !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best post this week !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"No one local to me yet

Taxi to Blackpool please.

Titty bar in Blackpool ! "

.

We haven't had that lad's weekend in Blackpool we chatted about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be doing some photos in Derby Saturday night if any guys would like to come maybe that would cheer them up city centre carpark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d settle for a ‘hello’ "

This

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nothing makes my bits want to shrivel up more than the notion of a pity fuck. Sorry guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the time of year to shag a fab single

No pity in it at all

Very charitable if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it’s fucking amusing !

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By *eusch OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough


"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x

That's all very well, but what about us ladies?

We'd like a bit of charity too you know.

Lol, just pick a guy, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed x

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas comes but once a year very much like a fab single fella

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By *eusch OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough


"Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,

More than a hi required in your first message

Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.

Thanks in advance 2good. "

One of my favourite replies lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


" I’ll be doing some photos in Derby Saturday night if any guys would like to come maybe that would cheer them up city centre carpark "

I'll keep an ear out for the traffic jam reports in Derby centre. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i need to take a ticket or shall i get to the back of the queue?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m still in the corner ... waiting.. cold, hungry and thinking I’ll be on this cold wet step all day

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m like a library book, I can be chosen more than once

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Do we have to pick just one.

Or can we have one each day till Christmas

Lex

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Do we have to pick just one.

Or can we have one each day till Christmas

Lex"

Just message them with what number they are.

Plenty to choose from.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,

More than a hi required in your first message

Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.

Thanks in advance 2good. "

Damn. I've only got ass pics....

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year "

I'll give you one.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Do we have to pick just one.

Or can we have one each day till Christmas

Lex"

I like this idea, like an advent calendar full of men

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm doing enough for charity......donkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be in an advent calendar

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By *udosMan
over a year ago

hull

[Removed by poster at 11/12/19 14:01:32]

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Do we have to pick just one.

Or can we have one each day till Christmas

Lex"

Now there’s an idea... however I’m wayyyyyy too lazy for that many!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year

I'll give you one. "

Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts

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By *udosMan
over a year ago

hull

Santa empties his sack more than I do !! Lol

Can I be on the xmas list please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... I don't know... I guess I should get in the spirit of Christmas and be a giver and not a receiver!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year

I'll give you one. "

Woohoo.

TAXI

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year

I'll give you one.

Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts "

Join us then.

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm doing enough for charity......donkeys "

As in "hung like...."?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Do we have to pick just one.

Or can we have one each day till Christmas

Lex

I like this idea, like an advent calendar full of men "

I have my fabvent calendar already planned out in my head.

Lex

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too!"

I’m only 45 minutes away ... and I’m in the mood for receiving ... just saying

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too!

I’m only 45 minutes away ... and I’m in the mood for receiving ... just saying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao if only this was true

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Always the bridesmaid.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello pretty ladies

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Lmao if only this was true "

It's not??!? shit, I'd better cancel this weekend then

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity

Xmas 3sum up for offer lol

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By *headofthepackMan
over a year ago

Bebington


"Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity

Xmas 3sum up for offer lol"

Do I have to wrap myself?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A pity fuck?

I'd happily settle for a pity coffee

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity

Xmas 3sum up for offer lol

Do I have to wrap myself? "

Youve always gotta wrap it, Xmas is no different.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We can only pick 1?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it that easy?!

I’m up for being used for sexual gratification and confidence building!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turning up for my Christmas present. Thanks Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not. Let's spreads some Christmas cheer "
totally agree ( reaches in my bag throws some Christmas dust) now be cheerful this shots expensive lol

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By *ragon66Man
over a year ago

Pwllheli

Just joined the back of the queue! Say hello if you see me! X

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year

I'll give you one.

Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts "

Oh. My bad.

Sorry.

Not sorry.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Can't even give shags away these days

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Well if anyone is looking for volunteers, I might be interested

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I knew I wasn't giving enough this year, I forgot to add myself. Charitable fucking added. Thanks OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't even give shags away these days "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew I wasn't giving enough this year, I forgot to add myself. Charitable fucking added. Thanks OP! "

Yes please yes please

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