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Im putting my mother in a home

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mum is 65 in a couple of weeks, now she does come out with the odd strange thing like on saturday when we sat having lunch with my son she asked if hed had sex yet lol. Anyway shes just been round and we have been discussing (can you guess) the xfactor and whose going to win.

Well my money is on either Daniel or olly. Mother said she likes daniel, then she said it would be nice to see a boy win as a group one last year?? What group i said? It was alexandra, well she was adament it was a group, then she remembered the name of the group................ diversity. WTF. So shes of to the home for people that can get xfactor mixed up with anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl.......just put her on the big red funbus for the perpetually bewildered...they'll look after her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best place for her Diamond...

so whilst we on the subject...

has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..

16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ur a true gent view

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"best place for her Diamond...

so whilst we on the subject...

has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..

16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book

xxxx "

lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"..........shes of to the home for people that can get xfactor mixed up with anything else"

It'll be a busy place. I can't think of a better cause of brain damage then watching x factor and, if old timer's disease helps you forget about the fact you've watched it.........so much the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best place for her Diamond...

so whilst we on the subject...

has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..

16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book

xxxx

lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol"

LMAO

Oh yes lady you have alot to ansa for with the X factor thank you lol you corrupted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best place for her Diamond...

so whilst we on the subject...

has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..

16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book

xxxx

lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol"

no it's that Stu Scotland you have to be careful of.......

I is a good guy.....

so 19 ..... ripe for plucking me thinks.

xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best place for her Diamond...

so whilst we on the subject...

has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..

16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book

xxxx

lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol

no it's that Stu Scotland you have to be careful of.......

I is a good guy.....

so 19 ..... ripe for plucking me thinks.

xxxxxxxx"

plucking...was that a misspelling??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a trip south Stu...... we may have closet door work to do xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a trip south Stu...... we may have closet door work to do xxxxxx "

My bags all packed and am ready to oil some closet door hinges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again"

Ha! Hdrian couldn't build a wall big enuff....none of u are safe.....the maryboys are a cummin to get ya

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

gulp lol runs and hid's behind peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again"

lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....

bless her... xx what a great mum

we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....

see it all before xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gulp lol runs and hid's behind peaches"

pmsl......we'll find ya there once we've shagged.....errrr...finished with her......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again

lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....

bless her... xx what a great mum

we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....

see it all before xxxxx"

PMSL....u forgot about Gloria...they always sing some Gloria Gaynor by time we're thru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gulp lol runs and hid's behind peaches

pmsl......we'll find ya there once we've shagged.....errrr...finished with her......"

lol..... aye, we Bi... would be rude to not put the ladies first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gulp lol runs and hid's behind peaches

pmsl......we'll find ya there once we've shagged.....errrr...finished with her......

lol..... aye, we Bi... would be rude to not put the ladies first ... "

we're just so selfless and non discriminatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again

lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....

bless her... xx what a great mum

we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....

see it all before xxxxx

PMSL....u forgot about Gloria...they always sing some Gloria Gaynor by time we're thru"

He 19 stu.... 16-18 is the gloria years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl.......am throwing the gloria CD outta my bag now and re packing with some village people choons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL Stu View hae you actually met Diamond....lol would love to be a fly on the wall there LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England..... "

i believe she has the gimp mask ready for you

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

scuse me can i have some ribs please i just busted mine reading through this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England.....

i believe she has the gimp mask ready for you "

woohooooooo......but that don't mean her wee boy is gonna be safe from his closet wrenching experience...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"scuse me can i have some ribs please i just busted mine reading through this thread "

would that be the cantonese or the szechuan ones??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!! "

its a kiss kick thread hun.....

KICK lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"scuse me can i have some ribs please i just busted mine reading through this thread

would that be the cantonese or the szechuan ones??"
sod it i'll have both lol i'm starved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!

its a kiss kick thread hun.....

KICK lol"

am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!

its a kiss kick thread hun.....

KICK lol

am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot... "

and what are you puckering lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!

its a kiss kick thread hun.....

KICK lol

am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot...

and what are you puckering lol"

the hem on my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!

its a kiss kick thread hun.....

KICK lol

am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot...

and what are you puckering lol

the hem on my coat "

do they still wear frock coats up there?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx"

See boys I did warn ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx"

Pmsl......then will trawl the gay bars first...will either find him there or gonna die trying to get to him....what a way to go....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count me in........

I am defo up for that ......

and seriously, wish your son every happiness in whichever road he chooses..

it's a better world now than what it was when I slung open my closet door with my sling backs on and knoshed on my first man sausage ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"count me in........

I am defo up for that ......

and seriously, wish your son every happiness in whichever road he chooses..

it's a better world now than what it was when I slung open my closet door with my sling backs on and knoshed on my first man sausage .."

And what a sight it was to behold.....and was back in the days when u had an afro hair do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe your all bieng so so rude on this site

it makes a fair maiden blush

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