FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Christmas Song

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's yours?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare me from Slade, Wizzard, Wham, McCartney et al.

They are all crap with the exception of Fairy Tale of New York, I Believe in Father Christmas and Gaudete. The Sting Christmas concert in Durham cathedral is good as well

However, if you are referring to classical music, there are lots of pieces that have stood the test of time and aren’t cheesy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time.

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth

"That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time. "

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Band aid's "Do they know is Christmas time".

I'm pretty sure there will be friggin snow in Africa this christmas time, mount kilimanjaro has a permanently snowy peak ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Band aid's "Do they know is Christmas time".

I'm pretty sure there will be friggin snow in Africa this christmas time, mount kilimanjaro has a permanently snowy peak ffs!"

Come on that's an absolute classic

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Nearly all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?"

Robbie Williams' new song.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Mariah.... Spare me... Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Santa kissing Mummy or whatever that total tripe is called. My answer? Mind your own business sprog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairytale of New York.

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Mistletoe and wine

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

All of them since people stopped writing new ones and it turned into a 1980's time warp every year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Band aid's "Do they know is Christmas time".

I'm pretty sure there will be friggin snow in Africa this christmas time, mount kilimanjaro has a permanently snowy peak ffs!"

Agree. The other line that makes me cringe is "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time. "

Glad I'm not the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Band aid's "Do they know is Christmas time".

I'm pretty sure there will be friggin snow in Africa this christmas time, mount kilimanjaro has a permanently snowy peak ffs!

Agree. The other line that makes me cringe is "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"."

Yep... Can't stand it either!

Instantly turn it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree about Mariah but also hate East 17's Stay. How was that a christmas song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply having a wonderful christmas time"

By Paul Mccartney

I'd rename it "simply nauseating". It never seems to end..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate, lonely this christmas.by mud.

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Too many to list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving home for christmas...makes me angry

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By *ez1987Man
over a year ago

Great Harwood, Blackburn

whamm last Christmas.

On a side not I've gone 10 days now and still surviving whammagedon

Only 2 more weeks to go to survive till the end and 5 more days till I beat last years score of 14 days.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

None of them....

IT'S CHRISTMAS (in the fashion of Noddy Holder)

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

apart from fairytale of New York,I would be happy not to hear the rest...EVER AGAIN..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Simply having a wonderful christmas time"

By Paul Mccartney

I'd rename it "simply nauseating". It never seems to end.."

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Miserable buggers

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By *eesside lingerie wearerMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Happy Xmas war is over - by Lennon. I thought you and Yoko ended all wars with your lie in for peace. Good Christmas songs - the waitresses, although it always reminds me of the Tom Tom club x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving home for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Xmas war is over - by Lennon. I thought you and Yoko ended all wars with your lie in for peace. Good Christmas songs - the waitresses, although it always reminds me of the Tom Tom club x"

There's a lovely shot of them standing by the bed while a maid changes their sheets. Says everything you need to know. Just write songs ffs. Don't tell me how to vote.

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

All of them apart from Gayla Peevey' classic

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw"....."
that’s the way east17 speak innit bruv (obviously in a cockney accent)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw"....."

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of them apart from Gayla Peevey' classic

Not heard that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw"..... that’s the way east17 speak innit bruv (obviously in a cockney accent)

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lol yes and it's very annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. "
the coat hangers in the trousers

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

""Simply having a wonderful christmas time"

By Paul Mccartney

I'd rename it "simply nauseating". It never seems to end.."

Thank god I'm not the only one that hates this record!

It's too saccharine sweet for me. So in other words, typical McCartney

Although if I die at Christmas time, I'm having this played at my funeral as a last practical joke. Any other time of year it'll be Pass The Dutchie, for the same reason

That's assuming I specify that a memorial is permitted - I quite like the idea of just going out with the minimum of fuss....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

And that weird woman in the background with that fabric over her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

And that weird woman in the background with that fabric over her face

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I dont recall that. Shows how interesting the video was to me lol. Maybe I need to watch it again to refresh my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Fairytale of New York is not a good song.

If it was as good as what people make it out to be, they'd listen to it all year round. But they don't, because its pants

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By *ude bhoy 300Man
over a year ago

east kilbride

It rained on me in tunisia in june, no rain my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

And that weird woman in the background with that fabric over her face

I dont recall that. Shows how interesting the video was to me lol. Maybe I need to watch it again to refresh my memory

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I punished myself and went on YouTube. I agree shes bloody annoying too.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Band aid's "Do they know is Christmas time".

I'm pretty sure there will be friggin snow in Africa this christmas time, mount kilimanjaro has a permanently snowy peak ffs!"

+1 - have to turn the radio down when it comes on

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

And that weird woman in the background with that fabric over her face

I dont recall that. Shows how interesting the video was to me lol. Maybe I need to watch it again to refresh my memory

I punished myself and went on YouTube. I agree shes bloody annoying too.

It's just an all round terrible experience.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Every one of them that get played repeatedly every Christmas.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"That Fairytale of New York is not a good song.

If it was as good as what people make it out to be, they'd listen to it all year round. But they don't, because its pants"

Ok so what xmas tune is played all year round???

The Pogues song is the best of a bad bunch imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairytale of New York

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

What cost hangers

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The worst surely has to be the Christian monstrosity Christmas Shoes by Newsong.

https://youtu.be/aYiM3_EzAi8

American comedian Patton Oswalt's take on it is very funny...

https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What's yours?"

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

All of them."

DITTO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

All of them."

Agreed!

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What's yours?

All of them."

I agree haha

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Every single one that is repeated year after year.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SLADE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of em! "

Yes! I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Slade one from the1970's & Cliff Richard miseltoe & wine really annoy me.

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

They’re all terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst surely has to be the Christian monstrosity Christmas Shoes by Newsong.

https://youtu.be/aYiM3_EzAi8

American comedian Patton Oswalt's take on it is very funny...

https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY"

Oh that is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every single one of them....they are all terrible ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the pogues and wizard come to mind and although i love Christmas i dont enjoy the very repetitive Christmas songs or the sales

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the pogues and wizard come to mind and although i love Christmas i dont enjoy the very repetitive Christmas songs or the sales

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

All of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the pogues and wizard come to mind and although i love Christmas i dont enjoy the very repetitive Christmas songs or the sales

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you neither lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a wonderful life! Oh wait... Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind all the well known Christmas songs. What i hate is the songs that just happened to be number one at Christmas(damn stupid X-factor winners) are now considered Christmas songs, despite being nothing to do with Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont mind all the well known Christmas songs. What i hate is the songs that just happened to be number one at Christmas(damn stupid X-factor winners) are now considered Christmas songs, despite being nothing to do with Christmas.

P."

True.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of them since people stopped writing new ones and it turned into a 1980's time warp every year!"

This is actually very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy Tale of New York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went for a coffee at a services at 5am and a load of new ones playing they were all terrible sorry

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"went for a coffee at a services at 5am and a load of new ones playing they were all terrible sorry

As I said earlier, they are all terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"went for a coffee at a services at 5am and a load of new ones playing they were all terrible sorry

As I said earlier, they are all terrible."
and you are right doesn't mean i won't enjoy Christmas mind

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

The darkness

Or any cliff Richard tracks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fairy Tale of New York"

It's about the only one I like

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time. "
e too I can't stand it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Most crass Xmas song ever, Fairy Tale of New York.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most crass Xmas song ever, Fairy Tale of New York."

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"went for a coffee at a services at 5am and a load of new ones playing they were all terrible sorry

As I said earlier, they are all terrible."

Scrooge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the pogues and wizard come to mind and although i love Christmas i dont enjoy the very repetitive Christmas songs or the sales

you neither lol

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"What's yours?"

Anything with cliff Richard

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"That Mariah Carey one. Sets my teeth on edge every time. "

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Bruce Springsteen killing "Santa's Claus is coming to town" - WTF are you doing Bruce!?!?!?!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anything to do with Buble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bruce Springsteen killing "Santa's Claus is coming to town" - WTF are you doing Bruce!?!?!?!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The dogs barking " Jingle Bells" or I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wizard do do de do

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

All of them

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

The guy with a sausage roll fetish.

He can fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving home for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris rea, and his brother dai !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam Smith “have yourself a merry little christmas“ that droning voice how the hell can you enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly all of them. "

^^^ This....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best is by the waitresses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The dogs barking " Jingle Bells" or I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.

Dogs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mistletoe and Fucking Wine

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What's yours?"

Last Christmas.

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By *tarbuck007Man
over a year ago

up2no good

listening the same song 100 times a day it's not fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr blobby

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Step into Christmas, Elton John.

No. Just, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay another day by East 17

It just has fuck all to do about xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial but I’d say Fairytale of NewYork. Like nails down a chalk board.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

had the misfortune of being in B&M bargains last week and they had on some generic christmas songs from what i am guessing is some god botheres channel half hour of that drivell and i wanted to open a vien how the staff cope with a full day of the tripe i do not know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and Fucking Wine

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

What cost hangers

Kudos to the knobhead that sung it for managing to run himself over!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

Paul McCartney- wonderful christmastime

Elton John - Step into Christmas

East 17 - Stay

Pogues - Fairytale of New York

Get in the fucking sea.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Quite like the 40s/50;s renditions by sinatra/nat cole, crosby of a lot of the oldies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"East 17 stay another day. Great song but ruined by the words " frow" it all away. Really grates on me. Its "throw".....

I hate that song and the video, it's a pile of crap. the coat hangers in the trousers

What cost hangers

Kudos to the knobhead that sung it for managing to run himself over!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No McCartney or Cliff, thanks

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"What's yours?"

All of them, hate Christmas !

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Not sure if I have the right name for it, but it's something like, a funky funky Christmas by new kids on the block I think. It's so bad it makes me embarrassed to be human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay

the online one about sausage rolls

carols

all the old over played songs

walking in winter wonderland

12 days of christmas

last christmas

all I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth

santa baby hurry down the chimney tonight

A ray of hope that flickers in the sky

child is born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Pet Shop Boys one.Fucking awful pop by numbers.

I honestly think some of the stuff they put out is a private joke between the two of them to see if some people will buy any old shite put out by an established act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wham- Last Christmas is a massive pile of wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Pet Shop Boys one.Fucking awful pop by numbers.

I honestly think some of the stuff they put out is a private joke between the two of them to see if some people will buy any old shite put out by an established act."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?"

I'm not Scruge, I love them all. Every one of them.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Deck My Balls by Afroman

Once I'd heard it it was stuck in my head forever, however! And it pops up there from time to time :/

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