FabSwingers.com forum: Worst fab friend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on to your friend list. The 3rd friend down did something disgusting the last time you met.

Who is it and what did they do?

Mine Exquisite Deviance, the last time we met, P pissed in my car boot and B kegged a nun

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Go on to your friend list. The 3rd friend down did something disgusting the last time you met.

Who is it and what did they do?

Mine Exquisite Deviance, the last time we met, P pissed in my car boot and B kegged a nun

Mine is also Exquisite Deviance, P pooped in my shoe and B wanked into my shampoo!

The bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is RavenRed. She threw a cake at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is RavenRed. She threw a cake at me

And its disgusting. What a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feminine Virtue shat in my shoes and I squidged it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feminine Virtue shat in my shoes and I squidged it "

Oh good lord

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Peach and fuzz .. Fuzz tied up my guinea pigs and Peach stole my favourite undercrackers

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Feminine Virtue put the milk in first in her tea. Who does that?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feminine Virtue put the milk in first in her tea. Who does that?? X

Barbarians.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Feminine Virtue put the milk in first in her tea. Who does that?? X

Barbarians.

Heathens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours just happens to be the prince of cakerabah.

He ate an entire unopened box of quality street of ours and left us with just the toffee pennies and fingers..... and all the wrappers from the good uns he'd scoffed. Wanker.

He then used his illicit bellyfull as fuel to take a dump in a rolled up newspaper, place it on the doorstep and set light to it before knocking on the door and running to hide behind Bs van so he could watch chuckling as I stamped it out barefoot......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have 2 friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have 2 friends

Im sure it will change soon and in the meantime why dont you pick one of those two to do it, if you want to.. Its just a number x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

That Fabrab Prince chappy

He came armed with firelighters, an impish grin & a cunning plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours just happens to be the prince of cakerabah.

He ate an entire unopened box of quality street of ours and left us with just the toffee pennies and fingers..... and all the wrappers from the good uns he'd scoffed. Wanker.

Were supposed to making these things up Peach.

I'm so embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Fabrab Prince chappy

He came armed with firelighters, an impish grin & a cunning plan

Bonnie and fucking Clyde

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"That Fabrab Prince chappy

He came armed with firelighters, an impish grin & a cunning plan

Bonnie and fucking Clyde

My wingman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Fabrab Prince chappy

He came armed with firelighters, an impish grin & a cunning plan

Bonnie and fucking Clyde

My wingman

Just call me Goose

No wait......Mr Goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have 2 friends

Awwww I’ll be your friend

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I only have 2 friends

If you'd accepted my FR then you'd have 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the old skool flaming turd gag

Wiping shit up the inside of the car door handles is also another favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passenger doors too if your good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have 2 friends

There you go that’s my invite sent !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only have 2 friends

Whos friend request did you accept?

I need to know!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Raven Red raided my savings and spent it all on shoes

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I only have 2 friends

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well accept my request, but don't make me no3 I did nothing wrong ,,,, Yet

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Emkins85 is my no. 3

And she is the worse

For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs

The worst,.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chunkygent met me for a social and started singing and dancing to the Macarena x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Queeny .

She wore a kilt WITH underwear

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven Red raided my savings and spent it all on shoes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 friends ??? I can only dream of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raven Red seems popular today she tarmacked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash and he ran off with my marmite

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m going to get in trouble for this

Incandescent. I stole her green knickers and when she caught up with me she impaled me on her night stand for a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have 1 friend on my list #loner

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Lacey_red baked me a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emkins85 is my no. 3

And she is the worse

For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs

The worst,.

All you had to was ask

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

PhoenixAdAstra she wobbled the bed when I was putting eyeliner on and nearly blinded me - and that's actually true!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Hanky Panky

She made me do all the vodka jelly shots, then dance naked on a table

*True Story

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

OMFG... We posted at the same time

That was a bloody good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to get in trouble for this

Incandescent. I stole her green knickers and when she caught up with me she impaled me on her night stand for a weekend "

It was supposed to be for 48 hours. The rest of the time was your idea and how you persuaded me to switch the lamp on and off

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Emkins85 is my no. 3

And she is the worse

For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs

The worst,.

All you had to was ask

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I'm a gent ,

Sure I can't be doing that,

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Feminine Virtue put the milk in first in her tea. Who does that?? X

me always x

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Wiping shit up the inside of the car door handles is also another favourite "

KY Jelly is an acceptable substitute for shit, and also leads to a suitable WTF moment from the victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grootie and his love of gloryholes. My house looks like a Swiss cheese...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven Red seems popular today she tarmacked me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m my third fab friend....

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Mine is Shagnar Lothbrok... He turned down my offer of filthy sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m my third fab friend....

What did you do to yourself ?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"OMFG... We posted at the same time

That was a bloody good night

its why you travel so many miles to see me at Club SX!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m going to get in trouble for this

Incandescent. I stole her green knickers and when she caught up with me she impaled me on her night stand for a weekend

It was supposed to be for 48 hours. The rest of the time was your idea and how you persuaded me to switch the lamp on and off

You suggested the lamp. As for the 72 hours we’ll. I’d have let you go but my hands were tied. Again. As usual

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

La luna - said I was too vanilla for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m my third fab friend....

What did you do to yourself ?

Too much

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Chunky Gent -

he won’t relocate to South Wales

he won’t send me videos of him dancing as a Stormtrooper with his willy out

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"OMFG... We posted at the same time

That was a bloody good night

its why you travel so many miles to see me at Club SX!!

Hell Yeah!

When the pink & purple duo join forces, it's never dull

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky Gent -

he won’t relocate to South Wales

he won’t send me videos of him dancing as a Stormtrooper with his willy out

.that because you refused to be princess liea in her gold bikini. Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The third one down is Chillout and he ran off with my pink bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The third one down is Chillout and he ran off with my pink bra

Ash was earlier now it’s Chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DirtyAV and she took my rubber duck!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr.Moriarty. He jizzed on my throw cushions and stole my chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone ate my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ate my last rolo"

Oh didums

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Vine....

Ran around with a glow in the dark condom on pretending it was a light sabre, shouting "feel the force" in Marks and Spencers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That strumpet Meli who we abandoned in a classy bar after her erotic champagne waterfall on the bar turned into a 'how far up can I get this magnum of champagne..'

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vine....

Ran around with a glow in the dark condom on pretending it was a light sabre, shouting "feel the force" in Marks and Spencers!!!

I saw him do that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Vine....

Ran around with a glow in the dark condom on pretending it was a light sabre, shouting "feel the force" in Marks and Spencers!!!

I saw him do that

He is a nightmare

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"OMFG... We posted at the same time

That was a bloody good night

its why you travel so many miles to see me at Club SX!!

Hell Yeah!

When the pink & purple duo join forces, it's never dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durtyav, she wiped her bum on my dog

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Mr.Moriarty. He jizzed on my throw cushions and stole my chips!"

That does sound like me.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Spider-woman

She did a lapdance for me and insisted I play with myself.

Bloody awful it was.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Durtyav, she wiped her bum on my dog

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