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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This has to be the most irritating, stupid, pointless post ever on a thread.

God it winds me the fuck up.

And breathe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hang on a mo, I'll just get ma deckchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a mo, I'll just get ma deckchair "

Picnic too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d ram the popcorn down their bloody throat

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

someones triggered

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Who actually eats popcorn anyway? It's like wee bits of Styrofoam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someones triggered"

It winds me up yes.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Who actually eats popcorn anyway? It's like wee bits of Styrofoam "

Me. It is actually very healthy

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Who actually eats popcorn anyway? It's like wee bits of Styrofoam

Me. It is actually very healthy"

I can't bear the texture of it on my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes the popcorn

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Oooh I’ll pull up a stool

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Passes the popcorn "

We're out of popcorn, but we have Maltesers

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Passes the popcorn "

Get out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes the popcorn

We're out of popcorn, but we have Maltesers "

It's okay I came prepared for the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribos instead.. Any takers??

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minstrels

As you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook "

Just watched it. Now I’m doubly annoyed.

People eating with their mouths open

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Haribos instead.. Any takers?? "

Oh you tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got sweet and salty. Feeling rather hungry reading this so popping some sweet in the microwave

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Who actually eats popcorn anyway? It's like wee bits of Styrofoam

Me. It is actually very healthy"

The last time I went to the flicks, they'd stopped serving it with hot butter and salt as it was too unhealthy for the kids. I'm a grown adult ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment.... "

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's got the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook "

I often wish for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haribos instead.. Any takers??

Oh you tease "

Saved you fried egg n a heart one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minstrels

As you were "

Ummm yummy chocolate

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping."

Help? In a forum filled drama? More chance of world peace happening than that.

Grabbing the popcorn is all you can do, might as well kick back and watch the fireworks.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Haribos instead.. Any takers??

Oh you tease

Saved you fried egg n a heart one"

Oh baby. Take me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put them together they look like a big big saaaaaaandwichhhhhhhhh

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"This has to be the most irritating, stupid, pointless post ever on a thread.

God it winds me the fuck up.

Andp breathe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minstrels

As you were

Ummm yummy chocolate "

I could drop them in your mouth x

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton


"Haribos instead.. Any takers?? "

I’m a sucker for a haribo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

Help? In a forum filled drama? More chance of world peace happening than that.

Grabbing the popcorn is all you can do, might as well kick back and watch the fireworks. "

But do it quietly! Don't ruin the thread with letting people know you're reading it. Just get on with it and don't take away posts from those tackling the meatier stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has to be the most irritating, stupid, pointless post ever on a thread.

God it winds me the fuck up.

And breathe "

Finally! Someone else said it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

Help? In a forum filled drama? More chance of world peace happening than that.

Grabbing the popcorn is all you can do, might as well kick back and watch the fireworks. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them old fashioned milk bottles with the powder on is a bugger too they do them in bulk on flea bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone loves salt.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping."

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun "

Oh no it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love a mass debate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s over there !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun "

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

Help? In a forum filled drama? More chance of world peace happening than that.

Grabbing the popcorn is all you can do, might as well kick back and watch the fireworks.

But do it quietly! Don't ruin the thread with letting people know you're reading it. Just get on with it and don't take away posts from those tackling the meatier stuff. "

No! I'm announcing that I have a healthy snack while I watch things unfold. It may prompt others to eat something healthy too.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable "

Would you like a chunky hug?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Anyone for butterkist popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d eat a healthy bodacious pussy so I’ll carry on with the family bag if minstrels lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Anyone for butterkist popcorn "

No thanks. That shit actually is unhealthy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anyone for butterkist popcorn "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for butterkist popcorn "

Wtf that shits grim

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Everyone loves salt."

There’s a kernel of truth in that

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable "

Ha ha give that chunky a good spanking.. that’ll cheer you up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug? "

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Ha ha give that chunky a good spanking.. that’ll cheer you up... "

Woohoo

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

To me I think popcorn on hear is wen a thread is about to go like EastEnders or sum drama show or something and everyone is just sitting back and watching the show wateing for it to kik off or for the big Finnish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it."

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Getting a little corny on here

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

"

It's okay, add a little bit of popcorn and it won't taste quite as bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it."

He will take that as a yes then x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it."

Blimey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

It's okay, add a little bit of popcorn and it won't taste quite as bad. "

Ok well pass me the popcorn then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey. "

It’s that aftershave I got you for Xmas innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey. "

Come here and have a hug.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey. "

I'll take a hug. Will happily share my popcorn too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone loves salt."

I dont

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey.

Come here and have a hug. "

Awww thanks. Xx

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Takes popcorn and runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey.

I'll take a hug. Will happily share my popcorn too. "

Will you lick the bog tho ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ive seen far worse than a little flippant popcorn comment....

To me, a popcorn comment on here is the equivalent of people taking pics of something happening rather than helping.

It’s largely pantomime and very little serious debate.. mostly just a bit of fun

It irritates me, I’m being irritable

Would you like a chunky hug?

I’d rather lick the inside of a toilet that had vomit and faeces round it.

Blimey.

I'll take a hug. Will happily share my popcorn too.

Will you lick the bog tho ? "

Depends. Will people grab the popcorn and watch while I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes popcorn and runs "

We will know where you have ran to by trail of popcorn..

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Takes popcorn and runs

We will know where you have ran to by trail of popcorn.. "

Damn caught again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta love flicking a bit of pop corn round the cinema tho

Especially the air bomb 4 rows down Job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think of all them poor cleaners be outta a job if we stopped eating the shit or flicking it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Takes popcorn and runs "

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my popcorn go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will hug you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you take a date with big tits there’s always a few that go awol you can fish out later If ya peckish later on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended. "

It's OK some people just like to be rude to those they fancy the most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

It's OK some people just like to be rude to those they fancy the most. "

No I call him names a lot I don’t fancy him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are guilty by association tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook "

I do enjoy that one myself

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup gif posting would be epic

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Takes popcorn and runs

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my popcorn go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will hug you."

I will lead you to my lair and will accept hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

I do enjoy that one myself

P"

Nobody asked you dick skin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended. "

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a little corny on here"

I see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never look at a bucket of popcorn in the same light ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it must of been a marmite moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

I do enjoy that one myself

P

Nobody asked you dick skin!"

Well they don't call me Bufflao Bill for nowt.

P

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously. "

Your point is well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

I do enjoy that one myself

P

Nobody asked you dick skin!

Well they don't call me Bufflao Bill for nowt.

P"

How many fore heads would you need to make a beany hat?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Miss Innocent. I sincerely apologise. I'm not a nasty person and really didn't mean to offend you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

I do enjoy that one myself

P

Nobody asked you dick skin!

Well they don't call me Bufflao Bill for nowt.

P

How many fore heads would you need to make a beany hat?"

Four score and seventy-twelve

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss Innocent. I sincerely apologise. I'm not a nasty person and really didn't mean to offend you. "

Walk away fella. You didn't mean it and the reaction was ott. Don't sweat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could post the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here that is so effective at triggering folk on Facebook

I do enjoy that one myself

P

Nobody asked you dick skin!

Well they don't call me Bufflao Bill for nowt.

P

How many fore heads would you need to make a beany hat?

Four score and seventy-twelve

P"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Miss Innocent. I sincerely apologise. I'm not a nasty person and really didn't mean to offend you. "

I didn't think you were offensive at all. You never are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your offensive

Where is my cigars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has to be the most irritating, stupid, pointless post ever on a thread.

God it winds me the fuck up.

And breathe "

See how times evolve on Fab. 8 years or so ago it was "Pass the popcorn." Now it's "Who's got the popcorn?" I never thought I'd see the day...

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes the popcorn

We're out of popcorn, but we have Maltesers "

Now you're talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you was in hackney it would be give me the mother fucking popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously. "

I don't.

There is no need to be rude him, it was all clearly meant as a joke. The OP had already made this point on another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for licking the shit bowl I actually know chunky in real life he’s a top fella and it was well ott,it was a lighthearted joke end of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting back to the subject matter

How far can you ladies fire a malteser outta your chuff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ? "

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone able to do like pump action shot gun effect lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someones triggered"

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Mmmm chilled maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe? "

Chilled baby chilled

I’m a pro x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously.

I don't.

There is no need to be rude him, it was all clearly meant as a joke. The OP had already made this point on another thread. "

Yeah. A joke. Can't a woman make a point just once without people making jokes? Or saying "well I think you're gorgeous". Or basically just anything other than a comment on what she's said. If a man had started this thread he wouldn't have been offered a hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haribos instead.. Any takers?? "

Just don't give that ring away I gave you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warm n wet comment just done me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

Chilled baby chilled

I’m a pro x "

Post a video, that I wanna see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously.

I don't.

There is no need to be rude him, it was all clearly meant as a joke. The OP had already made this point on another thread.

Yeah. A joke. Can't a woman make a point just once without people making jokes? Or saying "well I think you're gorgeous". Or basically just anything other than a comment on what she's said. If a man had started this thread he wouldn't have been offered a hug. "

I think you are reading a bit much into this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe? "

You know ya gonna try it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The warm n wet comment just done me lol "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

Chilled baby chilled

I’m a pro x

Post a video, that I wanna see "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

You know ya gonna try it lol "

Only if you teach me everything you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not allowed popcorn! Big bag of nachos anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

You know ya gonna try it lol

Only if you teach me everything you know! "

Mmmm that may take some time xx

Bring your toothbrush xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. I can't win them all.

What ever I said OP - no offence was intended.

I get why she said that and I get why you don't understand. She's trying to express herself and you're basically just saying she's all upset and a hug will make it all better. She's not a child, she's an adult woman. You don't have to agree with her but you don't have to patronise her either. I totally get that you were trying to be nice but sometimes women don't want a man trying to make it all better. They just want to get something off their chest and be taken seriously.

I don't.

There is no need to be rude him, it was all clearly meant as a joke. The OP had already made this point on another thread.

Yeah. A joke. Can't a woman make a point just once without people making jokes? Or saying "well I think you're gorgeous". Or basically just anything other than a comment on what she's said. If a man had started this thread he wouldn't have been offered a hug.

I think you are reading a bit much into this. "

Lol, yeah maybe. And I realised that last post sounded a bit militant which really isn't me. I dunno... Guess I just feel some solidarity with an irritable middle aged woman who doesn't want a fucking hug I'll shut up now and go and watch some football

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over a year ago


"Not allowed popcorn! Big bag of nachos anyone? "

Only if they are cheesey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nachos Jesus wept

Like chewing chipboard

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over a year ago


"I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x "

Is that how you get the bubbles in malteasers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else ever had a lady fire Maltesers out their chuff for giggles or am I the only weirdo here ?

Surely that gets messy and they melt?!

Its very warm and wet down there, can't imagine they'd last long. Unless you make sure they are very chilled first maybe?

You know ya gonna try it lol

Only if you teach me everything you know!

Mmmm that may take some time xx

Bring your toothbrush xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The warm n wet comment just done me lol

Brilliant "

Lower ones drawbridge xx

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over a year ago


"I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x

Is that how you get the bubbles in malteasers? "

No that’s a fella called Cadbury with loads of bees with wind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed popcorn! Big bag of nachos anyone?

Only if they are cheesey. "

Of course! Why would anyone eat the other flavours? Heathens!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x

Is that how you get the bubbles in malteasers?

No that’s a fella called Cadbury with loads of bees with wind x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree by the way, I like popcorn but I'd always rather have a bag of "small geezers".

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over a year ago


"I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x

Is that how you get the bubbles in malteasers?

No that’s a fella called Cadbury with loads of bees with wind x

"

Check your box

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"I have ammo when you free next

I supply champagne as a lube x

Is that how you get the bubbles in malteasers?

No that’s a fella called Cadbury with loads of bees with wind x "

Might be a fella called Mars

(I used to work for him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree by the way, I like popcorn but I'd always rather have a bag of "small geezers". "

Ha ha I call them that but thought it might be offensive so left it alone lol

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