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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife"

I only get them from blokes, so if that's what you want I'm sure it could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

I only get them from blokes, so if that's what you want I'm sure it could be arranged "

Are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a fuck me now message ..just a few blokes who want to come round and do my Hoovering, at least I think that's what was inferred by Dyson friendly

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

I only get them from blokes, so if that's what you want I'm sure it could be arranged

Are you offering? "

Just the messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

I only get them from blokes, so if that's what you want I'm sure it could be arranged

Are you offering?

Just the messages "

Thats what all the naughty boys say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines in Mary Berries Flour jar !

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

I only get them from blokes, so if that's what you want I'm sure it could be arranged

Are you offering?

Just the messages

Thats what all the naughty boys say "

Me? Naughty?

I'm a good boi

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I don't know why folk complain

A fuck me message is like hitting the jackpot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife"

No.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

No."

I've just made lemon drizzle

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

No."

Short, sharp and to his point...wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

No.

Short, sharp and to his point...wait "

Shes got this thing where she goes out of her way to mean to me. A bit like how a school child would pick on the person they liked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the occasional "I want you now, fuck me soon, definitely happening, maybe next week, I just need to sort out childcare/work rota/travel arrangements, I'll get back to you" message, then radio silence followed by UNLOS. S'just Fab, innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife"

Join the club we don't get alot of interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

Join the club we don't get alot of interest "

We're obviously just too good for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

No.

I've just made lemon drizzle "

Can you do panacota lol the two morons I have here can’t butter a bit of toast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "Fuck later?"

Does it count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define later ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Later tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Later tonight.."

That counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife"

Hey, come fuck me now! I'm sat in my truck parked in a lay-by miles away from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way

Do you have sandwiches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had a fuck me now message ..just a few blokes who want to come round and do my Hoovering, at least I think that's what was inferred by Dyson friendly "

That made me Lol...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Pity fuck OP? X

You’re welcome

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I’ll be driving through your way soon, fancy a fuck?

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"I’ll be driving through your way soon, fancy a fuck? "

If only that was true rose x

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke


"I’ll be driving through your way soon, fancy a fuck?

If only that was true rose x"

I know, I’ll be tucked up in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pity fuck OP? X

You’re welcome "

Any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a "I want to feast on your minge" today. My first... Hard though it is to believe, I politely declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some please?

Everyone complains about getting them while my inbox is dryer than Ghandis Wife

No.

Short, sharp and to his point...wait

Shes got this thing where she goes out of her way to mean to me. A bit like how a school child would pick on the person they liked"

Pffffttt

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