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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

A very naughty lady gave me this idea O:-

Ok, try and guess , then add one yourstlf ...

Well !! It just keeps getting wetter and wetter the more it dries ...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squirting

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"A very naughty lady gave me this idea O:-

Ok, try and guess , then add one yourstlf ...

Well !! It just keeps getting wetter and wetter the more it dries ...)

"

a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A woman who really enjoys drying things.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it? "

Erm, is it time ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" just keeps getting wetter and wetter the more it dries ...)

"

Is it Michael J Fox helping out with the dishes.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

Erm, is it time ...? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

Erm, is it time ...?

Nope "

Viginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it? "

A court case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it? "

A court case??

I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

A court case?"

Well done! and to Molchabi

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

A court case??

I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played?"

sherlock holmes riddle, the answer is a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

A court case??

I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played?

sherlock holmes riddle, the answer is a joke!"

Yep! Didn't know it was a sherlock holmes one tho xx

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

If a man carried my burden,

He would break his back.

I am not rich,

But I leave silver in my track.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SNAIL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Snail!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"A Snail!"

to slow ..

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

if i built a house made of stone, and all 4 walls faced south, where would it be?

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

sorry i meant, if i built a house made of stone, and all 4 walls face south.

A bear walks past

What colour is the bear

ruined it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry i meant, if i built a house made of stone, and all 4 walls face south.

A bear walks past

What colour is the bear

ruined it already "

White.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

You can have me ......

but cannot hold me.

gain me and quickly lose me .

if treated with care i can

be great,and if betrayed

i will break ...

What am i ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have me ......

but cannot hold me.

gain me and quickly lose me .

if treated with care i can

be great,and if betrayed

i will break ...

What am i ?

"

Trust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if i built a house made of stone, and all 4 walls faced south, where would it be?"

North pole

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"You can have me ......

but cannot hold me.

gain me and quickly lose me .

if treated with care i can

be great,and if betrayed

i will break ...

What am i ?

Trust?"

well done ...your turn ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I travel around the world but stay in a corner?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A postage stamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A postage stamp"

Correct, over to you now Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

"

Sox sits on Coffin ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Go Soxy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twelve legs no eyes and a messy trail of blood ?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Twelve legs no eyes and a messy trail of blood ? "

does it smell fishy ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twelve legs no eyes and a messy trail of blood ?

does it smell fishy ..? "

Nope.... not fishy.....

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Twelve legs no eyes and a messy trail of blood ?

does it smell fishy ..?

Nope.... not fishy..... "

What does it smell like then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twelve legs no eyes and a messy trail of blood ?

does it smell fishy ..?

Nope.... not fishy.....

What does it smell like then "

Erm... I imagine this senario might contain odorous tones of cheese mixed with fear and a subtle a hint of agriculture

Yep... I think that jsut about covers it!

So over to you Ade

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

THREE BLIND MICE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" THREE BLIND MICE"

Gwanny you are a super-star.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven


"Pronounced as one letter,

And written with three,

Two letters there are,

And two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single,

I'm black, blue, and gray,

I'm read from both ends,

And the same either way.

What am I?"

eye

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A scouser that needs butter spreading all over you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes George.

Go Go Go ........please go !

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

#2

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

An ear of corn

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

yes - or a chicken

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My thunder comes before the lightning;

My lightning comes before the clouds;

My rain dries all the land it touches.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My thunder comes before the lightning;

My lightning comes before the clouds;

My rain dries all the land it touches.

What am I?"

Gwanny.... whould that be a non-specific volcanic eruption......?

... I say non-specific because I only know the name of 3 active volcanoes and the Icelandic one is too hard to say, let alone spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a man made culinary creation and slippery contradiction of anatomy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spotted dick lol !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spotted dick lol !!!!!

"

Nope

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