FabSwingers.com forum: 100% random thread.

By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Just say something completely random from your day.

I'll get it going.

So I found a hole in one of my socks today.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Just say something completely random from your day.

I'll get it going.

So I found a hole in one of my socks today.

Strabge that. I had a bike in my tights. Binned them

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I squeezed puss out of my eyelid.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just say something completely random from your day.

I'll get it going.

So I found a hole in one of my socks today.

Strabge that. I had a bike in my tights. Binned them "

A bike that's gotta hurt

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I stood in vomit... In my bare feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agar agar vegan jelling halal jelly crystals

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I used an IPL hair removal device for the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some nifty Christmas glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 year old boy is still up walking around the loving room with one shoe on

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Yep it's a very random thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button fell off my coat

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hot lemon and honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Clause visited our work family party today, except I accidentally provided a Mrs clause outfit instead! He still wore it, bloody hilarious!

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By *anchesterLad28Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hmmmm what cheese is the best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew until just now that the "Thor ragnorak" theme tune was a Led Zeppelin one.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I never knew until just now that the "Thor ragnorak" theme tune was a Led Zeppelin one. "

That's so weird, I was just watching a video on YouTube that was talking about how 80% of that movie was unscripted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never knew until just now that the "Thor ragnorak" theme tune was a Led Zeppelin one.

That's so weird, I was just watching a video on YouTube that was talking about how 80% of that movie was unscripted."

I never knew that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

I need a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what cleans yellow sealant

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?"

Welding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a tooth this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smitten apparently.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earl Grey tea

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Dropped a biscuit in my cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?"

Yes, me. Horrible stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made a terrible cup of tea, such a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a hook in my finger

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Been awake since 5:30. I feel a mood coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree"

Gosh you must have big eyes

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree

Gosh you must have big eyes

what makes it more impressive was that I was wearing glasses at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my favourite mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree

Gosh you must have big eyes

what makes it more impressive was that I was wearing glasses at the time! "

I’m trying and trying but can’t picture this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went in the fridge and I’ve run out of lemon curd for my toast grrr

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree

Gosh you must have big eyes

what makes it more impressive was that I was wearing glasses at the time!

I’m trying and trying but can’t picture this

Trying to the blooming thing up and whilst putting one of the branches in, tbh no idea what happened next but it hurt ended in tears and have a bruised eye this morning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a downhill slalom in dog toffee this morning. I wish people would pick up after their dogs.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve only got one eye open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a bloke with a nicer shoe collection than mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree

Gosh you must have big eyes

what makes it more impressive was that I was wearing glasses at the time!

I’m trying and trying but can’t picture this

Trying to the blooming thing up and whilst putting one of the branches in, tbh no idea what happened next but it hurt ended in tears and have a bruised eye this morning!!!"

. Hope it’s not too bad...

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Just say something completely random from your day.

I'll get it going.

So I found a hole in one of my socks today.

Morning

I have stew for my lunch today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to work today. And tomorrow. Wahey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Uncle has died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to be late for work if I don’t stop reading fab forums.......

Ooops

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Why won’t my washer take its conditioner

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I never knew until just now that the "Thor ragnorak" theme tune was a Led Zeppelin one.

That's so weird, I was just watching a video on YouTube that was talking about how 80% of that movie was unscripted."

That's what makes a good marvel movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Uncle has died. "

Sorry to read this

I hope you can find comfort with your other family, but if you need to talk theres always someone hear willing to listen and offer help and advice, me included xox

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Got poked in the eye with a Christmas tree"

Ouch.

Be careful those things are pointy.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I got a hook in my finger"

That's why I don't go fishing.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My Uncle has died. "

O no.

I'm sorry to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I had a bacon sandwich. "

Me too, but with egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had porridge instead of fruit&yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I just heard that the Xmas number one last year was about sausage rolls. Follow up this year is ‘ I love sausage rolls’ to the tune of I love rock and roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed "

And you look like that,so unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lipstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed

And you look like that,so unfair

Winter bulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed "

What gave you the munchies then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed

What gave you the munchies then?"

That’s not munchies, thats a warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed

And you look like that,so unfair

Winter bulk

I carry winter bulk all year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 4 donuts, 4 cookies and 10 mini chocolate rolls last night in bed

And you look like that,so unfair

Winter bulk

I carry winter bulk all year

I’m festively plump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I battled with the lilac bush and won

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Alan Titchmarsh ate my hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car has light brown seats so you know !

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Just say something completely random from your day.

I'll get it going.

So I found a hole in one of my socks today.

2.5437654986753452111856222203333333333333333333654356

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The gross domestic product of 18th century Guatemala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ford "

Yes. Gary.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The gross domestic product of 18th century Guatemala "

Did Guatemala exist as an independent nation in the 1700s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Blessed is a very loud man

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The gross domestic product of 18th century Guatemala

Did Guatemala exist as an independent nation in the 1700s?"

I dunno . Who cares anyway

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?"

I haven't found anything yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?

I haven't found anything yet.

It’s amazing isn’t it?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You know those days where you look your age? I’m having one...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I got a new haircut!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Sant Agur on toast followed by a Coxes Red Pippin - yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chocolate orange crumbs in between my boobies

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I have chocolate orange crumbs in between my boobies "

Need help getting them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate orange crumbs in between my boobies

Need help getting them?

That's a very kind offer! I definitely need help as I'm doing a terrible job myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just finished eating last nights Chinese, cold and still in the foil tray.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I have chocolate orange crumbs in between my boobies

Need help getting them?

That's a very kind offer! I definitely need help as I'm doing a terrible job myself

*scrambles to find you*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ate half of a huge tub of marshmallows. I have no self restraint.... going back to finish the other half once I stop feeling sick

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Yes it's true, storing presevertave jars/pots on their lids stops the build up of liquid. Great for peanut butter.

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