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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers." Thanks for the warning. I can avoid the replay tomorrow and the iPlayer. I shop where they don't pump music through the PA and I leave the radio on 4. I'm not even risking 6 in case someone is feeling evil. | |||
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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers. Thanks for the warning. I can avoid the replay tomorrow and the iPlayer. I shop where they don't pump music through the PA and I leave the radio on 4. I'm not even risking 6 in case someone is feeling evil. " Skip to 2mins 10secs in and you’ll have missed it, and only missed Clarrie talking about mince pies. | |||
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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers. Thanks for the warning. I can avoid the replay tomorrow and the iPlayer. I shop where they don't pump music through the PA and I leave the radio on 4. I'm not even risking 6 in case someone is feeling evil. Skip to 2mins 10secs in and you’ll have missed it, and only missed Clarrie talking about mince pies." Two minutes of Clarrie on mince pies. | |||
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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers. Thanks for the warning. I can avoid the replay tomorrow and the iPlayer. I shop where they don't pump music through the PA and I leave the radio on 4. I'm not even risking 6 in case someone is feeling evil. Skip to 2mins 10secs in and you’ll have missed it, and only missed Clarrie talking about mince pies. Two minutes of Clarrie on mince pies. " And now I'm about to try and sleep with a weird hybrid of Last Christmas and the Archers theme tune playing in my head | |||
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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers. Thanks for the warning. I can avoid the replay tomorrow and the iPlayer. I shop where they don't pump music through the PA and I leave the radio on 4. I'm not even risking 6 in case someone is feeling evil. Skip to 2mins 10secs in and you’ll have missed it, and only missed Clarrie talking about mince pies. Two minutes of Clarrie on mince pies. And now I'm about to try and sleep with a weird hybrid of Last Christmas and the Archers theme tune playing in my head " Thanks for planting that. | |||
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"I'm still in, but only because I have been in bed ill since Thursday " Hope you feel better soon. I'm still in, unbelievably. Think I'm safe for a week now because I'm not home until next Sunday. Hurrah! | |||
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"Survived a Xmas shopping trip today, including M&S, Debenhams and various other suspect stores where I held my breath on entering AND went to both Sainsburys and Tesco and still not heard it - Day 9 in the Whammageddon house beckons " I'm starting to wonder if you're not leading some strange charmed life... *whispers* could he be the prophesied chosen one? | |||
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"Survived a Xmas shopping trip today, including M&S, Debenhams and various other suspect stores where I held my breath on entering AND went to both Sainsburys and Tesco and still not heard it - Day 9 in the Whammageddon house beckons I'm starting to wonder if you're not leading some strange charmed life... *whispers* could he be the prophesied chosen one? " I seem to be - attended an appointment this morning and whilst in the waiting room they had the radio on playing Xmas songs so thought Whammagedon was close but the programme then switched to "Guess The Year" and it was 1989 so sighs of relief all round - even went to Tesco and a garden centre playing Xmas tunes and survived.... ....I'm not the messiah though...I'm a very naughty boy!! | |||
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"Survived a Xmas shopping trip today, including M&S, Debenhams and various other suspect stores where I held my breath on entering AND went to both Sainsburys and Tesco and still not heard it - Day 9 in the Whammageddon house beckons I'm starting to wonder if you're not leading some strange charmed life... *whispers* could he be the prophesied chosen one? I seem to be - attended an appointment this morning and whilst in the waiting room they had the radio on playing Xmas songs so thought Whammagedon was close but the programme then switched to "Guess The Year" and it was 1989 so sighs of relief all round - even went to Tesco and a garden centre playing Xmas tunes and survived.... ....I'm not the messiah though...I'm a very naughty boy!! " I think that you and moon grey cat are playing an extreme version of the game, whilst others use technology and their wits to avoid George and Anthony stopping play... | |||
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"Survived a Xmas shopping trip today, including M&S, Debenhams and various other suspect stores where I held my breath on entering AND went to both Sainsburys and Tesco and still not heard it - Day 9 in the Whammageddon house beckons I'm starting to wonder if you're not leading some strange charmed life... *whispers* could he be the prophesied chosen one? I seem to be - attended an appointment this morning and whilst in the waiting room they had the radio on playing Xmas songs so thought Whammagedon was close but the programme then switched to "Guess The Year" and it was 1989 so sighs of relief all round - even went to Tesco and a garden centre playing Xmas tunes and survived.... ....I'm not the messiah though...I'm a very naughty boy!! " In that case, a spanking aught to be given; my paddle needs warming up! Millie | |||
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"How do any of you get this far with out hearing wham?! " ROFL Easy, it’s removed from Spotify; no music at work; I drink in pubs that have no music; even the shops don’t seem to have music. I very much doubt I’ll make it through the next weekend though | |||
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" And now I'm about to try and sleep with a weird hybrid of Last Christmas and the Archers theme tune playing in my head " Cheers! Poorly and now going loopy | |||
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"Day 10 in the Whammagedon house and still in - it's taking me to ridiculous levels though watched Corrie last night with the volume low enough to hear the dialogue but not loud enough to hear any background music " I love the dedication | |||
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"So... There I was, minding my own business. My phone vibrated to say I had a message. A WhatsApp video. So naturally I got a bit excited and started imagining all the beauty I would be perving on. I'm watching it and there's a lovely Christmas tree all set up and I'm thinking "oh great, festive wanking, maybe with a sexy thong on. I'm on board with that". And then I recognised the first bloody bar. So if you're reading this, I hope you're happy. You've Whammed me and I'm shaking my fist at you in posh rage. " If it's any consolation ... I'm still in | |||
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"So... There I was, minding my own business. My phone vibrated to say I had a message. A WhatsApp video. So naturally I got a bit excited and started imagining all the beauty I would be perving on. I'm watching it and there's a lovely Christmas tree all set up and I'm thinking "oh great, festive wanking, maybe with a sexy thong on. I'm on board with that". And then I recognised the first bloody bar. So if you're reading this, I hope you're happy. You've Whammed me and I'm shaking my fist at you in posh rage. If it's any consolation ... I'm still in " Thanks for adding salt to my wound of despair. That'll teach me to hope for penises. | |||
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"So... There I was, minding my own business. My phone vibrated to say I had a message. A WhatsApp video. So naturally I got a bit excited and started imagining all the beauty I would be perving on. I'm watching it and there's a lovely Christmas tree all set up and I'm thinking "oh great, festive wanking, maybe with a sexy thong on. I'm on board with that". And then I recognised the first bloody bar. So if you're reading this, I hope you're happy. You've Whammed me and I'm shaking my fist at you in posh rage. If it's any consolation ... I'm still in Thanks for adding salt to my wound of despair. That'll teach me to hope for penises. " Are they on your Christmas list? | |||
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"Day 12. Still in. Co op will be the death of me soon tho I'm sure of it. I'm avoiding the local greasy spoon now too. How many of us are left?" You can spot fellow whammers by their nervous flinching at the end of every Christmas song in shopping centres | |||
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"Day 12. Still in. Co op will be the death of me soon tho I'm sure of it. I'm avoiding the local greasy spoon now too. How many of us are left? You can spot fellow whammers by their nervous flinching at the end of every Christmas song in shopping centres" Shopping centres. The whamageddon equivalent of the siege of Leningrad. | |||
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"I'm still in. " I think you might be out on Saturday afternoon.... I've heard it might be on the playlist of a certain social gathering | |||
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"I'm still in. I think you might be out on Saturday afternoon.... I've heard it might be on the playlist of a certain social gathering " Haha yes that could be my downfall, unless I time my ladies break correctly | |||
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"Day 12. Still in. Co op will be the death of me soon tho I'm sure of it. I'm avoiding the local greasy spoon now too. How many of us are left? You can spot fellow whammers by their nervous flinching at the end of every Christmas song in shopping centres" Haha | |||
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"I'm still in. I think you might be out on Saturday afternoon.... I've heard it might be on the playlist of a certain social gathering Haha yes that could be my downfall, unless I time my ladies break correctly " Haha.... We will just have to wait and see | |||
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"Had to reopen the thread so I could rant! I’ve successfully been avoiding the damn tune, and then I settle down to listento tonight’s The Archers episode on the radio iplayer thing and couple of minutes in they only blooming play it!!! I’m out. Bloody Archers." You listen to The Archers? That's the first disappointing thing I have ever learned about you, Estella. Luke | |||
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"I'm out. Whammed while alone in bed on a Saturday morning. It feels a particularly cruel way to go" How?! I'd feel violated if it happened at home. I think Manchester and the MLS might put paid to my success. | |||
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"I'm out. Whammed while alone in bed on a Saturday morning. It feels a particularly cruel way to go How?! I'd feel violated if it happened at home. I think Manchester and the MLS might put paid to my success. " A DJ friend shared a clip on facebook of him workng last night and the (admittedly amusing) reaction on the dancefloor when he played it! | |||
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"I'm out. Whammed while alone in bed on a Saturday morning. It feels a particularly cruel way to go How?! I'd feel violated if it happened at home. I think Manchester and the MLS might put paid to my success. A DJ friend shared a clip on facebook of him workng last night and the (admittedly amusing) reaction on the dancefloor when he played it!" That's harsh! This is hard enough without whamming by intent. | |||
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"Fellow Whamaggedonists....sad news to impart... ....on the stroke of noon today in Debenhams, whilst on a risky mission to the front line of Xmas shopping, like so many trips he has conducted before, tempting fate with each and every foray and sortie, Private Gemini was aurally assaulted by Andrew and George warbling *that* song...to make matters worse not once but twice did he hear it....yes he bowed out on a double Whammy To those still in...good luck..be brave and may Christmas Eve arrive without your ears being assaulted in such a cruel way " Rest in peace, Gemini. Rest in peace. | |||
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"Still haven't heard it! " Me too, more and more on edge everywhere I go though. May have to stop leaving the house just incase. | |||
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"Fellow Whamaggedonists....sad news to impart... ....on the stroke of noon today in Debenhams, whilst on a risky mission to the front line of Xmas shopping, like so many trips he has conducted before, tempting fate with each and every foray and sortie, Private Gemini was aurally assaulted by Andrew and George warbling *that* song...to make matters worse not once but twice did he hear it....yes he bowed out on a double Whammy To those still in...good luck..be brave and may Christmas Eve arrive without your ears being assaulted in such a cruel way " You did well GM, like Icarus though, too high...those wings of yours were always going to melt! | |||
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"Heard it today on the radio " Another brought down by the cruelty of a playlist | |||
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"In English. I knew i would be out tonight but it took until 11.35 to ne whammed. I think i took this game far to seriously " It's becoming increasingly serious... | |||
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"I’m out... got felled on Friday in the bar and even standing there with fingers in ears to block it out, I could still hear it’s dull tones Good luck all those still in " Sad times. As I predicted; this weekend spelt the end for many whammers. | |||
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"I’m out... got felled on Friday in the bar and even standing there with fingers in ears to block it out, I could still hear it’s dull tones Good luck all those still in Sad times. As I predicted; this weekend spelt the end for many whammers. " I thought it would be Saturday to be fair, but I didn’t hear it that day at all, was fun whilst it lasted | |||
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"I’m out... got felled on Friday in the bar and even standing there with fingers in ears to block it out, I could still hear it’s dull tones Good luck all those still in " Yeah whilst I was chatting to you! I thought bloody hell am I that boring! | |||
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"the gods of Whamhalla have been pretty good to me. Last night as I walked into the coop the power went out and it was silent " Oh now that is a godsend on any given day. If I could mute the public address systems in shops I might spend more money in them. | |||
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"the gods of Whamhalla have been pretty good to me. Last night as I walked into the coop the power went out and it was silent Oh now that is a godsend on any given day. If I could mute the public address systems in shops I might spend more money in them." I’d certainly at least have a look around a Superdry rather than cringing at the music and continuing on my way if that were the case | |||
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"I was Slade this morning ... but still haven't been Whammed" I've been Mariahed dozens of times... | |||
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"I'm still in for day 18, perhaps I'm getting a divine pass for opening the game... " I think I might have jinxed it for me yesterday by talking about it. None of my work colleagues knew about it so I explained the game. We started chatting about something else and it came on. | |||
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"Does the cover version by the Manic Street Preachers count? Radio X yesterday " Believe covers don’t count. By some miracle, I’m still in. I’m an expert at avoiding anything to do with Christmas, but this amazes me. I think all survivors should meet up on Boxing Day for an orgy in a Travelodge off the A38 | |||
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"And so, on December 20th at 17.46 I received the fateful whamming that was foretold in my prophesies. Go well my friends, alas without me" Love the drama | |||
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"And so, on December 20th at 17.46 I received the fateful whamming that was foretold in my prophesies. Go well my friends, alas without me" Noooo the king is dead! | |||
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"I'm still in " Me too. Very surprised ny that. Who else is in? | |||
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"I'm still in Me too. Very surprised ny that. Who else is in?" I'm still in | |||
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"I AM OUT!!! fallen at the last hurdle.... " Agonising. I’m still in, unbelievably. I want to go the pub for a while, but fear I’ll hear it there. Decisions, decisions | |||
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"Whammed. 2.5 hours to go. Local boozer that NEVER has nusic on. Soon as I walked in..." Noooo!! So close!! | |||
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"I AM OUT!!! fallen at the last hurdle.... " It's even worse being so close! | |||
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"Whammed. 2.5 hours to go. Local boozer that NEVER has nusic on. Soon as I walked in..." Nooo! That's a tragedy. | |||
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"I think I’m going to do it. Unless the First Dates recording I’m watching has it playing." It's after midnight. I think you can declare victory. | |||
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