FabSwingers.com forum: An Audience with the Khan..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bonsoir sticky bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nads ??

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U being pretending your james bond in casino royal ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nads ??

Jesus Christ

Yussss Jezus of Nads R us ( get it ?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch you don’t drop you’re phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!!

You should melt the chocolate in the hot bath water and then drink it. Mmm, hot chocolate.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nads ??

Jesus Christ

Yussss Jezus of Nads R us ( get it ?) "

Seasonal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonsoir sticky bollocks!"

Bonsoir Granny of Crumpet

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nads ??

Jesus Christ

That's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"U being pretending your james bond in casino royal ?"

Ahh Lord of Orgasms, I've been expecting you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nads ??

Jesus Christ

Yussss Jezus of Nads R us ( get it ?) "

He's a verrry naughty boi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up? "

Maybe it was meant in humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch you don’t drop you’re phone

Some sort of voodoo has made it waterproof

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Oh hello! Any room for me?

I’m contemplating having a fart so we’d have sexy bubbles soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello!!

You should melt the chocolate in the hot bath water and then drink it. Mmm, hot chocolate. "

But.. I know where I've been

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

Maybe it was meant in humour "

I took it as such and mine was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch you don’t drop you’re phone

Some sort of voodoo has made it waterproof

You’re posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helloooooooo you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up? "

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

*weekend's*

You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Oh hello! Any room for me?

I’m contemplating having a fart so we’d have sexy bubbles soon!

Out! Don't ruin my mojo with flatulence please *inner peace* MKe sure you come back - and that none of it creeps in behind you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch you don’t drop you’re phone

Some sort of voodoo has made it waterproof

You’re posh

I'm so not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helloooooooo you "

HelloooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

*weekend's*

You're welcome

Mrs TMN x"

*The Horse Lord's chaps stir a little*

Mrs Nipples x

*Ghengis bows low and with maximum effort*

My Dear

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Would you like me to sponge you down?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

*weekend's*

You're welcome

Mrs TMN x

*The Horse Lord's chaps stir a little*

Mrs Nipples x

*Ghengis bows low and with maximum effort*

My Dear

Always keeping you on your toes, Khan Of Khans

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Would you like me to sponge you down?"

Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like me to sponge you down?"

I thought youd never ask..

*Hangs all four, heavy, tired limbs out the tub and exhales slowly*

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Would you like me to sponge you down?

Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate! "

Is chocolate a euphemism?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Would you like me to sponge you down?

I thought youd never ask..

*Hangs all four, heavy, tired limbs out the tub and exhales slowly*"

I’m going to go slow but firm. And I’m going to see to every inch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like me to sponge you down?

Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate! "

Run Mrs Nipples Run.. Run whilst you can, I will still catch you, I'm a big Nipple twisting fan

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend."

And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like me to sponge you down?

Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate!

Is chocolate a euphemism?

I hope not.. otherwise I'd be worried about what she has pinched and more importantly.. Why!?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.

And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways? "

Excellent. Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like me to sponge you down?

I thought youd never ask..

*Hangs all four, heavy, tired limbs out the tub and exhales slowly*

I’m going to go slow but firm. And I’m going to see to every inch."

*pines, like only a little puppy could*

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning GK!

Mind that loofah round your nuts!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning GK!

Mind that loofah round your nuts!"

I’m being very careful round his nuts!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.

And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways? "

1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.

2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!

3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning GK!

Mind that loofah round your nuts!"

I'd be more worried about Annabelle21's loofah after what she said in the bum wiping thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning GK!

Mind that loofah round your nuts!

I’m being very careful round his nuts!!

Me nads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Thought for a minute the London mayor had joined fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Thought for a minute the London mayor had joined fab."

Twoddlewoddlefuddleduddlehow very DARE you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello Mish Cheeky69

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.

And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways?

1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.

2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!

3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave

I didn't get very far sadly.

On a brighter note, I found 50p under the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U being pretending your james bond in casino royal ?

Ahh Lord of Orgasms, I've been expecting you.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weekends good use?

Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?

No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.

And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways?

1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.

2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!

3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave

I didn't get very far sadly.

On a brighter note, I found 50p under the sofa. "

Silver linings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..

Indulge me.. Say hello

Sounds like heaven"

T'was.. I'm out of the bath and contemplating a bacon baguette now..

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