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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm looking at some enterprising ideas to get rich.

A leaf blower, to blow big droopy lips back into the salad bowl is one idea.

What every day item do you think can be used to improve ones body? Unless you're exceptional? Then go to a miss, snog, shag thread.

Ideas?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this "

JML are in the case as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

JML are in the case as we speak

Has anyone ever purchased JML stuff since woolies shut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms that can be easily opened with lubey fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

JML are in the case as we speak

I can hear the guys voice now

"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "

"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook"

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

JML are in the case as we speak

I can hear the guys voice now

"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "

"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook""

Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

JML are in the case as we speak

I can hear the guys voice now

"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "

"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook"

Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same? "

Pertinent question indeed. I guess hope springs infinite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms that can be easily opened with lubey fingers"

A robot that will open it up for you without obviously tearing the damn thing. And oh, it needs to have its back to us while we go about doing our business. Would breed performance anxiety otherwise.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff

Some people will really need this

JML are in the case as we speak

I can hear the guys voice now

"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "

"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook"

Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same? "

It’s for the guys to unhook their own heads, believe me most of us ladies would just leave it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaf blowers are only for tits amateur!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leaf blowers are only for tits amateur! "

I tried, but it was a cheap aldis version...looked like a wobbling blamange as opposed to the desired flying spaniels ears!

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