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Tax and Lap Dancers, etc

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By *bfoxxx OP   Man
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

A mate of mine has a bar job in a lap dancing club.

One of hi duties is to record the number of dances the girls do, the club gets some of the cash per dance.

One of the girls earned 800 quid on the night.

I wonder what if anything is taxed . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mate of mine has a bar job in a lap dancing club.

One of hi duties is to record the number of dances the girls do, the club gets some of the cash per dance.

One of the girls earned 800 quid on the night.

I wonder what if anything is taxed . . . "

they should be self employed.

and they should do a tax assesment i know this as my mate is a lap dancer and i do all her tax returns

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"A mate of mine has a bar job in a lap dancing club.

One of hi duties is to record the number of dances the girls do, the club gets some of the cash per dance.

One of the girls earned 800 quid on the night.

I wonder what if anything is taxed . . . "

The tax they pay will be the correct amount according to the 'income' they submit.

Why does it bother you ? Are you assuming dishonesty ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends if its all above board or not

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By *bfoxxx OP   Man
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Shame on you for suggesting such a thing.

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By *bfoxxx OP   Man
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Obviously, that's the theory . . .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No one suggested anything.

I did ask if you think some one is being dishonest.

I did ask why you care about the tax paid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i new a girl ,who worked in a club ,where i wont say,and she used to boast in a good week £1000. earnings, some weeks were poorer,i dont no how this works with the club oweners wheather they pay PAYE or the girls are liable for there own,the later i would imagine,however it aford her 4 5 realy good hols a year to the south of france and the like and she had a smart flat and car ,and i am led to believe she now lives in her own place on the french spanish border,making silk ladies stuff too pass the time ,good living if you can get it she will only be in her late 40 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people who get paid in cash are a little economic with the truth when it comes to declaring earnings. I doubt that lap dancers are any different. Especially with the cash that may be stuffed in their knickers

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By *bfoxxx OP   Man
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anyone working in the sex industry should be liable for tax. Your body is the one thing you truly own in this world and if someone wants to make a living exploiting it then they should keep all the profits.

How hypocritical is it of the govt to criticise people who make a living with their bodies and then demand a % of the profits from it.

(specifically sex workers, not sports people).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Uhmmmmm it's the takings that are taxed Wishy ....

I think sex should be given freely and lap dancing should be on your doorstep every morning when you bring in the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uhmmmmm it's the takings that are taxed Wishy ....

I think sex should be given freely and lap dancing should be on your doorstep every morning when you bring in the milk."

In that case, two pints please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uhmmmmm it's the takings that are taxed Wishy ....

I think sex should be given freely and lap dancing should be on your doorstep every morning when you bring in the milk.

In that case, two pints please! "

and can you make sure she's not hanging upside down My cock points skywards first thing in the morning

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Uhmmmmm it's the takings that are taxed Wishy ....

I think sex should be given freely and lap dancing should be on your doorstep every morning when you bring in the milk.

In that case, two pints please!

and can you make sure she's not hanging upside down My cock points skywards first thing in the morning "

You wouldn't welcome a blow job from her Jack ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uhmmmmm it's the takings that are taxed Wishy ....

I think sex should be given freely and lap dancing should be on your doorstep every morning when you bring in the milk.

In that case, two pints please!

and can you make sure she's not hanging upside down My cock points skywards first thing in the morning

You wouldn't welcome a blow job from her Jack ?"

I most certainly would, but she'd have to try not to make me bend down before I've limbered up. 'kin knees you see

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I was assuming you at the door , pint in each hand.....her sliding down the pole face first to be impaled on your morning glory ...... while you shout morning to the vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was assuming you at the door , pint in each hand.....her sliding down the pole face first to be impaled on your morning glory ...... while you shout morning to the vicar"

Granny, I'm 6ft tall, the pole outside our house would need to be as long as a firemans .....er....pole, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was assuming you at the door , pint in each hand.....her sliding down the pole face first to be impaled on your morning glory ...... while you shout morning to the vicar

Granny, I'm 6ft tall, the pole outside our house would need to be as long as a firemans .....er....pole, lol "

Oh, and as Kate's half Polish I've already got my own real Pole dancer

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