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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

It’s not difficult! We aren’t animals!

When you squeeze the toothpaste tube start at the bottom and work up to the top!

What else do people consistently do that’s so simple and yet others still fuck it up?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

squeeze the toothpaste from the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a heathen and just squeeze from the middle. I'm not even sorry

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heathen here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who open the butter/spread but just peel the foil back and leave it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a heathen and just squeeze from the middle. I'm not even sorry "

I’m in this gang, and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens! "

Or drink milk from a cereal bowl as if from a cup. I have an irrational rage when this happens...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Soap! Stick the end of the last bit on the new one! Don’t waste it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens! "

licking yogurt lids gives me the rage. There must be a special word for it by now, intense loathing of licking yogurt lids.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

licking yogurt lids gives me the rage. There must be a special word for it by now, intense loathing of licking yogurt lids."

Is it ok to scrape the yogurt lid with a spoon?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

But we are animals OP, daft mammals!

I pick the crust of the bread or the inside depending on the type ... but I NEVER EVER squeeze the toothpaste tube from anywhere other than the bottom ... because I'm an evolved mammal.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens! "

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

Or drink milk from a cereal bowl as if from a cup. I have an irrational rage when this happens... "

I often drink from the bowl but I have orange juice on my cereal so that’s probably ok

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"But we are animals OP, daft mammals!

I pick the crust of the bread or the inside depending on the type ... but I NEVER EVER squeeze the toothpaste tube from anywhere other than the bottom ... because I'm an evolved mammal. "

We can still be friends then!!

I’m worried about some of the others though. Missing links, the lot of them!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it? "

use a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

Or drink milk from a cereal bowl as if from a cup. I have an irrational rage when this happens...

I often drink from the bowl but I have orange juice on my cereal so that’s probably ok "

I’m sure it’s perfectly ok whatever the contents of the bowl. Like I said, irrational rage on my part. My partner is now too scared to do it.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it?

use a spoon "

Hep - use the spoon you're going to (hopefully) use to eat the rest of the yoghurt!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it?

use a spoon

Hep - use the spoon you're going to (hopefully) use to eat the rest of the yoghurt! "

as long as you're not like the woman I used to work with. She'd eat a yogurt, lick the spoon clean then out it back in the drawer in the staff kitchen

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

Or drink milk from a cereal bowl as if from a cup. I have an irrational rage when this happens...

I often drink from the bowl but I have orange juice on my cereal so that’s probably ok "

You have orange juice on your cereal? .. I'm trying hard to find space for this in the openess of my mind

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it?

use a spoon

Hep - use the spoon you're going to (hopefully) use to eat the rest of the yoghurt!

as long as you're not like the woman I used to work with. She'd eat a yogurt, lick the spoon clean then out it back in the drawer in the staff kitchen "

That's some kind of sickness going on right there!! I tend to wash mine between uses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

But what do you do? Scrape it with a spoon? or look at it and think oh I'm too refined, ill just bin it?

use a spoon

Hep - use the spoon you're going to (hopefully) use to eat the rest of the yoghurt!

as long as you're not like the woman I used to work with. She'd eat a yogurt, lick the spoon clean then out it back in the drawer in the staff kitchen "

Omg

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why are so many people incapable of replacing the toilet roll when they finish it! Especially those absolute monsters who put the new roll on top of the holder or worse, on the toilet cistern!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes."

Is that why you have 5 sinks in your bathroom?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes.

Is that why you have 5 sinks in your bathroom?"

Yes. And so he has a saperate one to wash his cock in.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes.

Is that why you have 5 sinks in your bathroom?

Yes. And so he has a saperate one to wash his cock in."

How the other half live

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes.

Is that why you have 5 sinks in your bathroom?

Yes. And so he has a saperate one to wash his cock in.

How the other half live "

You just wish you had a willy sink!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Why are so many people incapable of replacing the toilet roll when they finish it! Especially those absolute monsters who put the new roll on top of the holder or worse, on the toilet cistern!!"

You beat me to it x

Or just leave one sheet on the roll

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"It’s not difficult! We aren’t animals!

When you squeeze the toothpaste tube start at the bottom and work up to the top!

What else do people consistently do that’s so simple and yet others still fuck it up?! "

Wear to start.......

Co-workers fuck up Almost everything.

Enough sed...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"My partner has such awful toothpaste habits that we have separate tubes.

Is that why you have 5 sinks in your bathroom?

Yes. And so he has a saperate one to wash his cock in.

How the other half live

You just wish you had a willy sink!"

Every sink is a Willy sink, you girls just don't realise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are so many people incapable of replacing the toilet roll when they finish it! Especially those absolute monsters who put the new roll on top of the holder or worse, on the toilet cistern!!"

Or worse still, pointing backwards with the end not facing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up and don't flush after use.

Combine those two with not spraying air freshener after having a dump and you will face my wrath!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People who drive in a lane used for overtaking but don't actually use it for overtaking. Almost as if they have a driving lane for life and it's just them that exists to use that road

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By *hortfuseWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"People who open the butter/spread but just peel the foil back and leave it on. "

Whyyyy?? I absolutely hate that!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s not difficult! We aren’t animals!

When you squeeze the toothpaste tube start at the bottom and work up to the top!

What else do people consistently do that’s so simple and yet others still fuck it up?!

Wear to start.......

Co-workers fuck up Almost everything.

Enough sed... "

Oh, don't get me started with what colleagues do at my work.

When I started in mid-2017, I was asked to sort out storage of everything, especially of crockery, glassware, cutlery etc.

It took a month, got everything labelled and clear instructions listed. My bosses were really impressed, for at last, everyone could locate what they wanted!!

Who are the worst now for not returning things correctly? My bosses! Plus all staff stack goods away on the front 6" of shelves, but don't move it back the other 18" to the rear!!!

DOH!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast forward to the last little bit in the yoghurt pot, and co workers rattling away with their spoon trying to get the very last bit out of every nook and cranny like their lives depended on it... ...

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Since when did colleagues become co-workers? That's a bug-bear of mine.

Apart from that, it's my toothpaste and I can squeeze it for any where in the tube I want.

It's my yoghurt pot and if I want to lick the lid I will.

It's my butter and why would anyone want to put crumbs into it? It's beyond me as it contaminates the rest of the butter.

These are trivialities in the grand scheme of things.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"People who open the butter/spread but just peel the foil back and leave it on.

Whyyyy?? I absolutely hate that! "

Me too, I just peel it off and put it in the bin. Whether it's my butter or not.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Why do people butter their toast then scrape off the excess and put it back in the tub???

Or lick yoghurt lids??? Heathens!

Or drink milk from a cereal bowl as if from a cup. I have an irrational rage when this happens...

I often drink from the bowl but I have orange juice on my cereal so that’s probably ok

You have orange juice on your cereal? .. I'm trying hard to find space for this in the openess of my mind "

I don’t like milk, and cereal is too dry without liquid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking

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