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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Hijacking a thread because it needs to be done and time is a-ticking?

Working? Wondering why you've not been nominated? Tipsily posting? Loving your friends? Enjoying the taste of Satan's spunk? Being inclusive or not? Smoking in the cold? Eating pork pies/mince pies/cheese? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. If you're a thread watcher, but don't usually post. You're very, very welcome here. And not just in December. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun! Let's nocturnal. Smileyface.

Love ya Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First poster wooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a hang over headache that only seems to be getting worse.

I also have a fab addiction.

I’m sat on my sofa with my cats and I need either get out more or get laid more. Maybe both, dogging anyone?

End of my rant.

Gooooooooood evening everyone xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's weird. The words, style and avatar don't go together.

I'm avoiding the Strictly thread until I've had a chance to watch it.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"First poster wooooooo"

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ve got a hang over headache that only seems to be getting worse.

I also have a fab addiction.

I’m sat on my sofa with my cats and I need either get out more or get laid more. Maybe both, dogging anyone?

End of my rant.

Gooooooooood evening everyone xxx"

Go and get laid. It's 11.15 on a Saturday, we all know a woman only has to flash her boobs/arse and then the perfect man magically materialises offering to buy her anything she wants in exchange for vagina wizardry.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ay up Meli

I’m smoozin over Bublè on 5 - he’s so dam SEXY

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"First poster wooooooo"

I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a hang over headache that only seems to be getting worse.

I also have a fab addiction.

I’m sat on my sofa with my cats and I need either get out more or get laid more. Maybe both, dogging anyone?

End of my rant.

Gooooooooood evening everyone xxx

Go and get laid. It's 11.15 on a Saturday, we all know a woman only has to flash her boobs/arse and then the perfect man magically materialises offering to buy her anything she wants in exchange for vagina wizardry."

How could I forget my vagina wiZardry??

BRB need to find Matthew McConaughey

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It's weird. The words, style and avatar don't go together.

I'm avoiding the Strictly thread until I've had a chance to watch it.

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I'm trying here Lickety, I'm trying! I'm a cheap imitation I know.

I've not watched it yet either! Are you all set for MLS-ing this coming weekend? Will you be a glittery belle of the ball?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's weird. The words, style and avatar don't go together.

I'm avoiding the Strictly thread until I've had a chance to watch it.

I'm trying here Lickety, I'm trying! I'm a cheap imitation I know.

I've not watched it yet either! Are you all set for MLS-ing this coming weekend? Will you be a glittery belle of the ball? "

I may wear the incredibly comfy silver new shoes. Toying with the red ankle boots (not for the walking bits) and wrapping my boobs in fairy lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? "

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli. "

I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on.

Love ya too Estella.

What did you think of Serafina's casting? Have you read the latest Pullman books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is MLS?

And I am now really frightened of front wedgies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case.

"

Oh bless you, thank you!

Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please.

15 pairs woman, jeez louise!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

"

I learned this the hard way. I endorse this public service announcement.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

"

You need bigger knickers lady!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ay up Meli

I’m smoozin over Bublè on 5 - he’s so dam SEXY "

Ay up duck!

Isn't he just? He can croon into my quim any time he likes. I'm not loving his cover of Baby It's Cold Outside though. What's your favourite track of his?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli.

I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on.

Love ya too Estella.

What did you think of Serafina's casting? Have you read the latest Pullman books? "

I the The Book of Dust waiting for Christmas.

I'll now be thinking of you as Aspie Jelly Meli.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ay up Meli

I’m smoozin over Bublè on 5 - he’s so dam SEXY

Ay up duck!

Isn't he just? He can croon into my quim any time he likes. I'm not loving his cover of Baby It's Cold Outside though. What's your favourite track of his? "

Cry me a river - that intro is just so spine tingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helloooooooooo, Meli!

To be fair, you’re way hotter than Jim.

*horny face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

You need bigger knickers lady! "

Or to stop eating so much and admit I'm getting a fat arse!

Twas the lacey bit, got right up in there and I could hardly keep picking it out whilst taking peoples food orders

It needed unhooking from my flaparoony and nowt I could do about it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli.

I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on.

Love ya too Estella.

What did you think of Serafina's casting? Have you read the latest Pullman books? "

I liked the play on aspic and aspie, I was intending it to be read with the aspie reference, and mine with the flakey reference.

I thought Gedmintas is brilliantly cast. I’m feeling a little shortchanged on daemon focus in the adaptation, not sure it’s really showcases how important the proximity of the daemon is well enough. But overall I’m really enjoying it.

No, not read the new ones yet - I’m currently re-reading His Dark Materials ready to do so, I wanted to build up again.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

I've not watched it yet either! Are you all set for MLS-ing this coming weekend? Will you be a glittery belle of the ball?

I may wear the incredibly comfy silver new shoes. Toying with the red ankle boots (not for the walking bits) and wrapping my boobs in fairy lights.

"

Comfy is good! You'll need a lot of lights to wrap your boobs Lickety, aim for 600.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

"

Thank you for the useful public service announcement, my foof really appreciates it.

And you'll be having all the penis-y goodness so soon and that's never a bad thing. My bastard period has finally ended and I think I could fuck almost anyone right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

Thank you for the useful public service announcement, my foof really appreciates it.

And you'll be having all the penis-y goodness so soon and that's never a bad thing. My bastard period has finally ended and I think I could fuck almost anyone right now. "

Christ that seems to have lasted ages.

You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot!

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Good evening Meli, good evening all

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Meli. You're doing a great job and I agree, you are much cuter than Jim.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

You need bigger knickers lady!

Or to stop eating so much and admit I'm getting a fat arse!

Twas the lacey bit, got right up in there and I could hardly keep picking it out whilst taking peoples food orders

It needed unhooking from my flaparoony and nowt I could do about it

"

Doesn’t bear thinking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Miss Meli and fellow fabbers.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"What is MLS?

And I am now really frightened of front wedgies."

It's the Manchester Lounge Social. Think of it as a carnival for all the oddballs and dorks of the lounge and you wouldn't be far off. Front wedgies are terrifying, it's why I tend not to wear knickers.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"First poster wooooooo

I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case.

Oh bless you, thank you!

Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please.

15 pairs woman, jeez louise! "

I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli.

I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on.

Love ya too Estella.

What did you think of Serafina's casting? Have you read the latest Pullman books?

I the The Book of Dust waiting for Christmas.

I'll now be thinking of you as Aspie Jelly Meli.

"

I'm honoured that you'll be thinking of me at all Lickety. That's actually meant seriously but it sounds smarmy enough that it makes me feel .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"First poster wooooooo

I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case.

Oh bless you, thank you!

Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please.

15 pairs woman, jeez louise!

I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me."

The shoes are small; I'm a size 3.

However, your bag was laden last time and I don't want to add to you load. I'm coming on the train this time.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Helloooooooooo, Meli!

To be fair, you’re way hotter than Jim.

*horny face*"

Helllloooooo Boldy!

I'd take a beating of you.

*is that right or do they need to be willy wavers?*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case.

Oh bless you, thank you!

Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please.

15 pairs woman, jeez louise!

I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me."

That would be bloody marvellous, thank you Meli *blows kiss* and thank you Lickster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads "

The bum washing thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads "

You been on the rectum cleaning one yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helloooooooooo, Meli!

To be fair, you’re way hotter than Jim.

*horny face*

Helllloooooo Boldy!

I'd take a beating of you.

*is that right or do they need to be willy wavers?*

"

I feel so proud of you right now.

*wells up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread? "

Jinx

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread? "

Yes...

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness.

Love you Meli.

I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on.

Love ya too Estella.

What did you think of Serafina's casting? Have you read the latest Pullman books?

I liked the play on aspic and aspie, I was intending it to be read with the aspie reference, and mine with the flakey reference.

I thought Gedmintas is brilliantly cast. I’m feeling a little shortchanged on daemon focus in the adaptation, not sure it’s really showcases how important the proximity of the daemon is well enough. But overall I’m really enjoying it.

No, not read the new ones yet - I’m currently re-reading His Dark Materials ready to do so, I wanted to build up again.

"

Very clever! I wasn't sure. You're not flakey, you adorkable soul.

The daemons do need a lot more focus - I'm hoping tomorrow's episode will shift that focus because you can't *not* have them in it can you?

Oooo! Building up again is a good, very good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx"

Bolders.

Free to speak

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx"

I think it's the highlight so far

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Christ that seems to have lasted ages.

You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! "

Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx

I think it's the highlight so far "

I was howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Christ that seems to have lasted ages.

You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot!

Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here."

Innit? I knew I should have paid more attention in school, I could be a really smart science whizzo and not even know it I could be fucking myself silly right now if it wasn't for my damn obsession with not doing as I was told. Pfffft.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Christ that seems to have lasted ages.

You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot!

Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here."

That's a whole new level of self-love. Would it be masturbation, technically?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx

I think it's the highlight so far

I was howling "

Off to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx

I think it's the highlight so far

I was howling

Off to look "

It's hilarious.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Hi all.

I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads

The bum washing thread?

Jinx

I think it's the highlight so far

I was howling

Off to look

It's hilarious. "

Be prepared for strange lookd if you are in a public place. You can't help but chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Christ that seems to have lasted ages.

You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot!

Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here.

That's a whole new level of self-love. Would it be masturbation, technically?

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Hmmm? I don't know. If I call her by another name then no. Like when a bloke wears a glove and pretends it's someone else tossing him off

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Meli, good evening all "

Hello Alley! Nice to read you again! I hope you're well?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Meli. You're doing a great job and I agree, you are much cuter than Jim."

Oh you flatterer Lorraine! Are you all packed now? Where are you flying to?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Miss Meli and fellow fabbers. "

Miss Meli! Gosh I like that. Hello Jingles the baddest bitch in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First poster wooooooo

Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster?

I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat.

I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks

Don't tell B tho, he isn't aware it's ready for action.

Dear ladies.

This is a public service announcement.

If there is the slightest chance your knickers are gonna give you a front wedgie, DO NOT wear them for work. This is especially important for those of you who do jobs where you're constantly walking, like being a waitress. Even more important when you work somewhere with lightweights who no show for their shift meaning you have to pull 13 hours with a front fucking wedgie. It will feel as though your flaps are being savaged by a sabre tooth. The next day your vageeeen will resemble the elephant man and take nearly 3 weeks to heal due to the fact you're having to continue getting rubbed on your swollen labia as the bills won't pay themselves and a crust needs earning. It's like dragging your poontang repeatedly over broken glass.

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Why didn’t you just take your knickers off when they started to hurt?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Meli. You're doing a great job and I agree, you are much cuter than Jim.

Oh you flatterer Lorraine! Are you all packed now? Where are you flying to? "

Manchester, I'll be there Tuesday. I hope to meet you at the MLS on Saturday.

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