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"First poster wooooooo" Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? | |||
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"I’ve got a hang over headache that only seems to be getting worse. I also have a fab addiction. I’m sat on my sofa with my cats and I need either get out more or get laid more. Maybe both, dogging anyone? End of my rant. Gooooooooood evening everyone xxx" Go and get laid. It's 11.15 on a Saturday, we all know a woman only has to flash her boobs/arse and then the perfect man magically materialises offering to buy her anything she wants in exchange for vagina wizardry. | |||
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"First poster wooooooo" I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case. | |||
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"I’ve got a hang over headache that only seems to be getting worse. I also have a fab addiction. I’m sat on my sofa with my cats and I need either get out more or get laid more. Maybe both, dogging anyone? End of my rant. Gooooooooood evening everyone xxx Go and get laid. It's 11.15 on a Saturday, we all know a woman only has to flash her boobs/arse and then the perfect man magically materialises offering to buy her anything she wants in exchange for vagina wizardry." How could I forget my vagina wiZardry?? BRB need to find Matthew McConaughey | |||
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"It's weird. The words, style and avatar don't go together. I'm avoiding the Strictly thread until I've had a chance to watch it. " ![]() | |||
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"It's weird. The words, style and avatar don't go together. I'm avoiding the Strictly thread until I've had a chance to watch it. ![]() I may wear the incredibly comfy silver new shoes. Toying with the red ankle boots (not for the walking bits) and wrapping my boobs in fairy lights. ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? " I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() | |||
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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness. Love you Meli. " I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on. ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case. " Oh bless you, thank you! Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please. 15 pairs woman, jeez louise! | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() I learned this the hard way. I endorse this public service announcement. | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() You need bigger knickers lady! | |||
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"Ay up Meli I’m smoozin over Bublè on 5 - he’s so dam SEXY ![]() Ay up duck! Isn't he just? He can croon into my quim any time he likes. I'm not loving his cover of Baby It's Cold Outside though. What's your favourite track of his? | |||
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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness. Love you Meli. I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on. ![]() I the The Book of Dust waiting for Christmas. I'll now be thinking of you as Aspie Jelly Meli. | |||
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"Ay up Meli I’m smoozin over Bublè on 5 - he’s so dam SEXY ![]() Cry me a river - that intro is just so spine tingling | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() Or to stop eating so much and admit I'm getting a fat arse! Twas the lacey bit, got right up in there and I could hardly keep picking it out whilst taking peoples food orders ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness. Love you Meli. I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on. ![]() I liked the play on aspic and aspie, I was intending it to be read with the aspie reference, and mine with the flakey reference. ![]() | |||
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" I've not watched it yet either! Are you all set for MLS-ing this coming weekend? Will you be a glittery belle of the ball? I may wear the incredibly comfy silver new shoes. Toying with the red ankle boots (not for the walking bits) and wrapping my boobs in fairy lights. ![]() Comfy is good! You'll need a lot of lights to wrap your boobs Lickety, aim for 600. ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() Thank you for the useful public service announcement, my foof really appreciates it. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() Christ that seems to have lasted ages. You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() Doesn’t bear thinking about ![]() | |||
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"What is MLS? And I am now really frightened of front wedgies." It's the Manchester Lounge Social. Think of it as a carnival for all the oddballs and dorks of the lounge and you wouldn't be far off. Front wedgies are terrifying, it's why I tend not to wear knickers. ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case. Oh bless you, thank you! Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please. 15 pairs woman, jeez louise! " I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me. | |||
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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness. Love you Meli. I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on. ![]() I'm honoured that you'll be thinking of me at all Lickety. That's actually meant seriously but it sounds smarmy enough that it makes me feel ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case. Oh bless you, thank you! Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please. 15 pairs woman, jeez louise! I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me." The shoes are small; I'm a size 3. ![]() | |||
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"Helloooooooooo, Meli! To be fair, you’re way hotter than Jim. *horny face*" Helllloooooo Boldy! I'd take a beating of you. *is that right or do they need to be willy wavers?* | |||
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"First poster wooooooo I gave away 15 pairs of 'your' shoes today. I've held two pairs back, just in case. Oh bless you, thank you! Anyone heading to the MLS who would be kind enough to hang onto them for me until the Brum social raise your hand please. 15 pairs woman, jeez louise! I can if you want me to ED? I think I might be driving but failing that I will have my huuuuge satchel with me." That would be bloody marvellous, thank you Meli ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() The bum washing thread? ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() You been on the rectum cleaning one yet? ![]() | |||
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"Helloooooooooo, Meli! To be fair, you’re way hotter than Jim. *horny face* Helllloooooo Boldy! I'd take a beating of you. *is that right or do they need to be willy wavers?* " I feel so proud of you right now. *wells up* | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() Jinx | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() Yes... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You’re like the aspic jelly holding together my flaky pastry with the forum’s meaty goodness. Love you Meli. I read this as Aspie jelly and I was really touched and then I realised I am a congealed, glutinous mass and that's what you were commenting on. ![]() ![]() Very clever! I wasn't sure. ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() Bolders. ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() I think it's the highlight so far ![]() | |||
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" Christ that seems to have lasted ages. You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! " Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here. | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() ![]() I was howling ![]() | |||
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" Christ that seems to have lasted ages. You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here." Innit? I knew I should have paid more attention in school, I could be a really smart science whizzo and not even know it ![]() | |||
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" Christ that seems to have lasted ages. You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here." That's a whole new level of self-love. Would it be masturbation, technically? | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Off to look ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's hilarious. ![]() | |||
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"Hi all. I'm in the pub. Hubby is packing up after a gig and I'm trying not to laugh out loud at Fab threads ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be prepared for strange lookd if you are in a public place. You can't help but chuckle. | |||
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" Christ that seems to have lasted ages. You know when people say "go fuck yourself" I often think they're simply teasing me rather than offending me as I'd LOVE a clone of me to get down n dirty with. We would have a hoot! Two of you would be a hot, full on fuckfest of fucking and kinky fun. Get on the cloning already science! We've got a woman who needs herself here. That's a whole new level of self-love. Would it be masturbation, technically? " Hmmm? I don't know. If I call her by another name then no. Like when a bloke wears a glove and pretends it's someone else tossing him off | |||
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"Good evening Meli, good evening all ![]() Hello Alley! Nice to read you again! I hope you're well? | |||
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"Good evening Meli. You're doing a great job and I agree, you are much cuter than Jim." Oh you flatterer Lorraine! Are you all packed now? Where are you flying to? | |||
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"Evening Miss Meli and fellow fabbers. ![]() Miss Meli! Gosh I like that. Hello Jingles the baddest bitch in the forum. ![]() | |||
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"First poster wooooooo Congratulations to you First Poster! May your many days be filled with glory like this and success. Are you still full of the joys of being the favourite female poster? I am, thank you all. Honestly took me back somewhat. I'm gonna be full of penis this time tomorrow, my foof performed magic on itself and is all healed! Only took almost 3 cunting weeks ![]() Why didn’t you just take your knickers off when they started to hurt? | |||
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"Good evening Meli. You're doing a great job and I agree, you are much cuter than Jim. Oh you flatterer Lorraine! Are you all packed now? Where are you flying to? " Manchester, I'll be there Tuesday. I hope to meet you at the MLS on Saturday. | |||
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