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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women.

I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i guess ill be the first to respond. I dont have a huge amount of experience yet but id say im pretty kinky, im straight but curious about trans and do enioy playing with my arse and stuff and am able to selfsuck so theres that, im pretty big and quite tall and slim so yeah that about sums me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam i took to long typing and you beat me to first response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dam i took to long typing and you beat me to first response"

Haha ...I win!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

"

I'm very weird

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I appreciate people for the individuals they are regardless of their body type, hair preference, sexuality etc etc - know that sounds like a canned answer but it's the truth, it's someones character and personality that defines them

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women.

I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!"

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women.

I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "

Dam i had my hopes up then angelic xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference "

I’m going to flirt with you now.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Hiya. Don't bring much, but love to appreciate and be appreciated.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!"

There needs to be a drooly face emoji!

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!"

I love you.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

There needs to be a drooly face emoji!"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

I love you. "

It’s only natural.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Quirky dorkishness apparently.

A sense of some sort of style.

And a certain je ne sais quoi

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh bloody hell totally misread the OP about what do I bring to the table...well I'm a crap cook so I'll supply the drinks

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

[Removed by poster at 07/12/19 20:49:38]

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm a really big geek and I love to talk about anything and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

I’m going to flirt with you now. "

Not if I flirt with you first.

Maybe I already did.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

I’m going to flirt with you now.

Not if I flirt with you first.

Maybe I already did."

We should marry now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

I’m going to flirt with you now.

Not if I flirt with you first.

Maybe I already did.

We should marry now. "

Not if I marry you first.

No wait. Don’t stop loving me cause I’m bad at this

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Home made banana cake

And a mind that belongs in the gutter xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring some of my homemade scotch eggs to the table x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a thread i fit into.. great idea op.

I can bring christmas crackers.. if needs.. but my arseiness is just a comment away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

I’m going to flirt with you now.

Not if I flirt with you first.

Maybe I already did.

We should marry now.

Not if I marry you first.

No wait. Don’t stop loving me cause I’m bad at this "

I won’t. I may spank though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of identity crisis I used to be much bigger but then lost a lot of weight with a lifestyle change but not slim, not quite a BBC either I took the sky remote test and my tip doesn't crest the top, my preferences though not vanilla anre pretty tame compared to a lot on here. Safe to say I'm regular-ish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx"

I can bring ready bought cakes, as I can’t bake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do some mean chocolate profiteroles! Oh...and a full appreciation of the female body!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'll bring prosecco,wine,whisky, vodka,beer and little old me I'm afraid that is all I have to offer

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx"

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring:

Enthusiasm

Big arse

General love for most folk

Snacks

Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus

Clumsy awkward flirting

And snacks, again

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Extra long legs and a muffin top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we are all equal. We fart and all breath the same air

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

178 dresses. A happy disposition. And a merry Christmas to all (bit early I know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good "

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring:

Enthusiasm

Big arse

General love for most folk

Snacks

Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus

Clumsy awkward flirting

And snacks, again"

I think we may be soul mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

"
a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring:

Enthusiasm

Big arse

General love for most folk

Snacks

Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus

Clumsy awkward flirting

And snacks, again

I think we may be soul mates "

Come share my snacks and I’ll flirt clumsily with you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx"

This made me laugh so much!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

My smile, conversation and artistic / creative skills

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I dunno. Everything has already been covered. Actually, family aside I've never met anyone with my heritage mix up before. So that and my curious neediness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not too sure what I bring. I try to bring warmth, positivity, and balanced, reflective debate. Oh and booby and bum pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much! "

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring:

Enthusiasm

Big arse

General love for most folk

Snacks

Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus

Clumsy awkward flirting

And snacks, again

I think we may be soul mates

Come share my snacks and I’ll flirt clumsily with you. Xx"

On my way... I'm bobbins at flirting with women so we could just kiss and cuddle...oh and snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno. Everything has already been covered. Actually, family aside I've never met anyone with my heritage mix up before. So that and my curious neediness. "

Can’t beat neediness. I adore anyone who’s needier than me! Don’t do curious though- leads to trouble!

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

"

Nothing I'm just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently lost about half my body weight and still getting used to it. It's very odd when you can't recognise yourself in the mirror or pictures etc... I'm never sure where I 'fit'. I've only ever received positive comments about my loose skin which is very pleasing

Also when I first started exercising I developed really strong orgasms that I feel all over my body. Very intense and sometimes too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

True this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

You're missing in my life

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't particularly feel unique but my interests/kinks do seem to be something that is hard for me to find people with similar interests! (I'm a straight/curious guy with a very healthy passion for all things lingerie!) So I guess I bring something different that nobody else wants! Haha get the violins out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want to feel included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

It's just a bit of fun

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Straight talking

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much!

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx"

What technique do you use for measuring the dryness of the crackers? A moisture meter or perhaps by loss on drying. Maybe you even have a special tongue that is calibrated to the amount of moisture a particular weight of cracker absorbs from it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wit, my people skills and my thighs

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women.

I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "

Ahh yes..choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong thighs save lives it's a proven fact that aye

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm a really big geek and I love to talk about anything and everything. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

It's just a bit of fun "

Yeah sure they are. They always end up that way too...

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Well i guess ill be the first to respond. I dont have a huge amount of experience yet but id say im pretty kinky, im straight but curious about trans and do enioy playing with my arse and stuff and am able to selfsuck so theres that, im pretty big and quite tall and slim so yeah that about sums me up "

Unique and lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream "

Are you sharing?

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

I'm very weird "

Me too..welcome us x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

I appreciate you more and moreeee........

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much!

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx"

Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

It's just a bit of fun

Yeah sure they are. They always end up that way too..."
nice arse

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Hiya. Don't bring much, but love to appreciate and be appreciated."

Simps is often the best x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

An easy-going nature, no nonsense attitude, a few blonde moments, and a cracking pair of norks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

Are you sharing? "

I thought you left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An easy-going nature, no nonsense attitude, a few blonde moments, and a cracking pair of norks "

Cracking

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Oh bloody hell totally misread the OP about what do I bring to the table...well I'm a crap cook so I'll supply the drinks "

Drinks and your gorgeous naturally inclusive nature .. I'd have you round my table x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

Are you sharing?

I thought you left"

I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

Are you sharing?

I thought you left

I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am. "

Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

Are you sharing?

I thought you left

I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am.

Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream"

Nora hasn’t confirmed whether or not she’s sharing yet.....

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation.

Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life.

Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring.

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over a year ago


"Uniqueness

And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream

Are you sharing?

I thought you left

I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am.

Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream

Nora hasn’t confirmed whether or not she’s sharing yet..... "

Nora won't have a choice if I get my paws on a spoon

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx"

Yes! Welcome and nice one... Average and crazy

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over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation.

Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life.

Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring.

"
i personally thought it was a nice idea, specific themed threads always leave somebody out in the cold and often offended by it, whereas this thread includes us all as a group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation.

Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life.

Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring.

i personally thought it was a nice idea, specific themed threads always leave somebody out in the cold and often offended by it, whereas this thread includes us all as a group "

I thought it was a lovely gesture, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.

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over a year ago


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much!

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx

What technique do you use for measuring the dryness of the crackers? A moisture meter or perhaps by loss on drying. Maybe you even have a special tongue that is calibrated to the amount of moisture a particular weight of cracker absorbs from it?? "

Oh, it’s definitely all in the tongue. It’s very scientific. Always check the size of the cracker first- hence the weight part of the equation, because often an average cracker may actually be smaller or bigger than its counterpart- they don’t tell you that on the packet!

You have to make sure that the tongue has a coating of saliva- choking from the onset is not the goal at all! Safety first! But make sure it’s an equal amount for each cracker!

You pop the cracker into the mouth, no cheating, it has to be precise so all of the cracker has to go in.

Working the tongue around the cracker, and I do have to admit, the inner cheeks will have to be used to their full potential too, you have to suck on the cracker until you have enough saliva, to stop the crackers from being dry. When the cracker becomes moist and becomes soft in the mouth, you then swallow. It’s all very complicated, but you have the satisfaction of recording the quantitative results of how long it takes.

There are safety hazards of course- choking and gagging on a cracker, but for the sake of research, I feel that it’s something everyone should try. Dare I say it, but it could even be something enjoyed on masse, even have people watching!

Sorry, know it’s probably bored you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ngl I saw that long post and didn't read it. It's a lot of effort you're asking too much of me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so. "

This is so correct, I feel my personality shows more via the forum than it does by photo's. Also I like to chat to people that's not a bad thing

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over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so. "

Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated.

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Turkey dinosaurs."

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.

Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated. "

I’m not in the slightest taking it seriously. I mean, I even used the word boobie in my reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.

Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated. "

Yes, you are the one taking it seriously by insulting people saying they have something missing from their lives because they are joining in on a forum game.

I never insulted you. I think you'll find you were the one to do that.

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over a year ago


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much!

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx

Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me "

Oh it is!! Lab coat too! Make it look even more official as everyone sucks on a cracker!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobie "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x

Viv xx

You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good

Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx

This made me laugh so much!

I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx

Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me

Oh it is!! Lab coat too! Make it look even more official as everyone sucks on a cracker!! xx"

Definitely can bring my lab coat to make it look more proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A genuine Durban curry.

Constant curiosity.

A passion for poor puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

I'm very weird "

Yep but we think you are awesome anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun.

Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.

Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated.

Yes, you are the one taking it seriously by insulting people saying they have something missing from their lives because they are joining in on a forum game.

I never insulted you. I think you'll find you were the one to do that. "

. Ok darling.

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"We want to feel included "

Instant inclusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobie

"

I've found a spoon Boobie. Gonna smash in Nora's back door and raid the freezer. Can I count on you for the getaway

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over a year ago


"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc,

This is the place to appreciate y'all.

What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table?

X

I'm very weird "

Weird but lovely ... and very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobie

I've found a spoon Boobie. Gonna smash in Nora's back door and raid the freezer. Can I count on you for the getaway "

Totally... Let’s do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. "

I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that.

Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouuu gurl

Always so much drama here!

I’m living for it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve got a knob and I’m not afraid to use it.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that.

Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?! "

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives.

I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that.

Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread

"

It depends how you interpret it .. ultimately, for me, it's all welcome.

That's the whole point of inclusivity..

AND

it's not always comfortable for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre "

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks. "

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge? "

Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?

Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs. "

A nomination in what ? But congratulations anyway whatever it is that you got nominated for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

That’s me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?

Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs.

A nomination in what ? But congratulations anyway whatever it is that you got nominated for "

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?

Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs. "

Oooh are you famous? Didn't realise it was oscar time again.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.

Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?

Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs.

Oooh are you famous? Didn't realise it was oscar time again. "

*takes a bow*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog "

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am some of those and not some of those so yay here I am

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I am simply me

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre "

Oh la la .. posh waffles? Get in!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"We want to feel included

Instant inclusion "

Does that include me? If so will I be getting my invite to come check out your bunting soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Oh la la .. posh waffles? Get in! "

Birds eye's finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

"

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope i bring joy x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I hope i bring joy x"

I do too, always wanted a threesum

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I hope i bring joy x"

In my humble opinion, you do!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I hope i bring joy x"

Always interesting posts

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"We want to feel included

Instant inclusion

Does that include me? If so will I be getting my invite to come check out your bunting soon?"

My bunting is pretty much hanging loose, open to persuasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup "

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope i bring joy x

I do too, always wanted a threesum"

Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope i bring joy x

In my humble opinion, you do!

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So do you. And reflective time too x

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over a year ago


"I hope i bring joy x

Always interesting posts "

Thank you;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert "

tu affaiblis mes genoux!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I hope i bring joy x

I do too, always wanted a threesum

Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty? "

Oh I'm sure you have plenty of other tricks

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in "

Please dont feel like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert

tu affaiblis mes genoux! "

tu rends ma saucisse dure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert

tu affaiblis mes genoux!

tu rends ma saucisse dure "

I am swooning!

je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say vodka mmmmm

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert

tu affaiblis mes genoux!

tu rends ma saucisse dure

I am swooning!

je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre "

Erm, excusez mois .. fuck about you two! I am swooning aussi! Is this a match made au paradis??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference "

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in "

I understand it might feel like that .. but You can have a say in any thread! Go for it if you want to xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkey dinosaurs.

Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else?

I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?!

I cook up a good gaufres aux pommes de terre

Check you out with your fancy potatoes.

I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots

Oh my.

Avec Catsup

oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert

tu affaiblis mes genoux!

tu rends ma saucisse dure

I am swooning!

je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre

Erm, excusez mois .. fuck about you two! I am swooning aussi! Is this a match made au paradis??!! "

I’ll invite you to the wedding

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting "

I’ll eat and watch you fuck Velouriah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in "

There is many of them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope i bring joy x

I do too, always wanted a threesum

Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty?

Oh I'm sure you have plenty of other tricks"

Yes. And some clown skills too.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting

I’ll eat and watch you fuck Velouriah. "

You convince her and I’ll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask? "

Haha hello Mr Popular;)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting

I’ll eat and watch you fuck Velouriah.

You convince her and I’ll be there"

Excellent. I’m having all the food mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask? "

Hey hope CG is grand.. Fancy accompanying to this inclusive thread??? xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask?

Haha hello Mr Popular;)"

Big kisses to you my lovely. Xxx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in

There is many of them x"

There might be many threads, but it does not mean that people aren’t feeling being on the outside looking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting

I’ll eat and watch you fuck Velouriah.

You convince her and I’ll be there

Excellent. I’m having all the food mind you. "

Don’t be greedy, save me pie, I need some strength to be at my best

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask?

Hey hope CG is grand.. Fancy accompanying to this inclusive thread??? xx"

I'd be honoured . Xxxx

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh an inclusive thread I can totally belong to!

I'm bits of everything - a mish mash of shapes but with a very wicked tongue

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oooh an inclusive thread I can totally belong to!

I'm bits of everything - a mish mash of shapes but with a very wicked tongue

"

Did someone say 'wicked tongue'. Woohoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in

There is many of them x

There might be many threads, but it does not mean that people aren’t feeling being on the outside looking in. "

Well now they have one.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!

Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference

Can I have a seat at that table? I’ll bring a bit of flirting

I’ll eat and watch you fuck Velouriah.

You convince her and I’ll be there

Excellent. I’m having all the food mind you.

Don’t be greedy, save me pie, I need some strength to be at my best"

Who ate all the pies?

Me! I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask?

Haha hello Mr Popular;)

Big kisses to you my lovely. Xxx"

Mwah x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in

There is many of them x

There might be many threads, but it does not mean that people aren’t feeling being on the outside looking in.

Well now they have one. "

Should be more as the title says inclusivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I’m really not in need of appreciation from random folk

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in

There is many of them x

There might be many threads, but it does not mean that people aren’t feeling being on the outside looking in.

Well now they have one. "

and with comments like this, it’s clear why people feel how they do !

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I hope i bring joy x

I do too, always wanted a threesum

Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty?

Oh I'm sure you have plenty of other tricks

Yes. And some clown skills too. "

Big feet?

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Oooh an inclusive thread I can totally belong to!

I'm bits of everything - a mish mash of shapes but with a very wicked tongue

Did someone say 'wicked tongue'. Woohoo. "

Hopefully when I'm through with this cold you'll get to meet it!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oooh an inclusive thread I can totally belong to!

I'm bits of everything - a mish mash of shapes but with a very wicked tongue

Did someone say 'wicked tongue'. Woohoo.

Hopefully when I'm through with this cold you'll get to meet it! "

I'll be round with the lemsip.

What was that address again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope i bring joy x

I do too, always wanted a threesum

Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty?

Oh I'm sure you have plenty of other tricks

Yes. And some clown skills too.

Big feet?"

Clumsy.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

As inclusive as most golf clubs. But certainly worth a try OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost the last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not share my penis

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